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Tiny Brontosaurus
@tinybronto.bsky.social
· Dec 18
back on twitter I used to maintain a dictionary of novel phrases I've seen emerge on tiktok. I think I'll start a new one here:
shame I already have a profile banner I love
productivity vs poster's madness seems like such an easy choice. and yet here we are.
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
shame I already have a profile banner I love
the chirpy "not x, but y!" syntax will always be a dead giveaway even if these morons learn to start deleting the em dashes
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
the chirpy "not x, but y!" syntax will always be a dead giveaway even if these morons learn to start deleting the em dashes
today in dystopian hell, I just saw a celebrity dog weight loss ad
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
today in dystopian hell, I just saw a celebrity dog weight loss ad
a brave point well-argued, I urge everyone to click the link with an open mind
Bad news: Senator John Fetterman's book isn't selling. We need to support our Democratic senators if we want to take back Congress in 2026. That means walking the walk and putting our money where our mouth is — even if we disagree sometimes.
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
a brave point well-argued, I urge everyone to click the link with an open mind
houses never have an Old Man room anymore
I'm a total sucker for the maps on the backs of old Dell books.
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
houses never have an Old Man room anymore
every idea for AI is automating the kind of content your coworker used to send you in 2012
“Klay is building a product that will offer the features of a streaming service like Spotify, amplified by AI technology that will let users remake songs in different styles.
Klay has licensed the rights to thousands of hit songs so that it can train its large language model”
Klay has licensed the rights to thousands of hit songs so that it can train its large language model”
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
every idea for AI is automating the kind of content your coworker used to send you in 2012
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laura loomer's career as a far-right twitter provocateur, attack dog, and general laughingstock has led to considerable informal power due to her personal influence on the decision-making processes of the president of the united states of america, down on whom she is generally believed to have gone
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
laura loomer's career as a far-right twitter provocateur, attack dog, and general laughingstock has led to considerable informal power due to her personal influence on the decision-making processes of the president of the united states of america, down on whom she is generally believed to have gone
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Embarrassing gaffe by the production crew. Bochte got married when he was 22 years old, before he even made the majors
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Embarrassing gaffe by the production crew. Bochte got married when he was 22 years old, before he even made the majors
what up joeheads
The infamous flop has released its long-unseen final eight episodes for free, allowing U.S. Friends diehards to watch the spinoff's full run for the first time.
Friends Spinoff Joey Releases 8 'New' Episodes Online — Nearly 20 Years Later - TVLine
www.tvline.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
what up joeheads
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Starbucks can end this today: bargain in good faith, resolve unfair labor practices, and stop the union-busting.
Until then, workers are holding the line! #NoCoffeeNoContract
Until then, workers are holding the line! #NoCoffeeNoContract
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Starbucks can end this today: bargain in good faith, resolve unfair labor practices, and stop the union-busting.
Until then, workers are holding the line! #NoCoffeeNoContract
Until then, workers are holding the line! #NoCoffeeNoContract
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In retrospect it’s pretty fucking terrible for my mental health that the sun starts setting at 4 pm every year right when the baseball season ends.
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
In retrospect it’s pretty fucking terrible for my mental health that the sun starts setting at 4 pm every year right when the baseball season ends.
nothing illustrates The Bluesky Experience better than all the people in the replies wokely pretending women don't go to college
This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
www.404media.co
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
nothing illustrates The Bluesky Experience better than all the people in the replies wokely pretending women don't go to college
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They should make burner laptops you can snap in half after one zoom meeting
February 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
They should make burner laptops you can snap in half after one zoom meeting
the woman calling me "they" was making this face
i mean you sure are as least as much a fighter for freedom as i
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the woman calling me "they" was making this face
- something is bad
- I want people to oppose it
- someone tells me they oppose the bad thing
- I spit in their face and go post smugly online
- the jackboots award me a medal for my service to their cause
- I want people to oppose it
- someone tells me they oppose the bad thing
- I spit in their face and go post smugly online
- the jackboots award me a medal for my service to their cause
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
- something is bad
- I want people to oppose it
- someone tells me they oppose the bad thing
- I spit in their face and go post smugly online
- the jackboots award me a medal for my service to their cause
- I want people to oppose it
- someone tells me they oppose the bad thing
- I spit in their face and go post smugly online
- the jackboots award me a medal for my service to their cause
MR. HONK-HONK IS BACK IN STOCK!!
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
MR. HONK-HONK IS BACK IN STOCK!!
tip for the emoji displayname crew: if all the white women in your meeting get to be "she" but you refer to the one black woman as "they" you are not, in fact, charmingly gender-progressive. you are a filthy racist asshole.
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
tip for the emoji displayname crew: if all the white women in your meeting get to be "she" but you refer to the one black woman as "they" you are not, in fact, charmingly gender-progressive. you are a filthy racist asshole.
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Simply let go of the need to not feel like an idiot if it comes at the price of constant dooming
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Simply let go of the need to not feel like an idiot if it comes at the price of constant dooming
@cpcolin.crappycomic.com your ride's here
enjoy death cab for cutie? you'll love Life Cab For Uggo
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
@cpcolin.crappycomic.com your ride's here
click through for a surprise :)
I am so sorry
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
click through for a surprise :)
scorigami but for terms that have definitely never been in the same sentence before
Inshallah they won’t still be doing this shit by Maundy Thursday
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
scorigami but for terms that have definitely never been in the same sentence before
these are called "blurbs" and they're a standard part of the deliverables package for video licensing. Paramount would have already had one for every file in its library. P+ spent money and time to replace what they had with something worse, presumably so one middle manager could meet an OKR
Literally how could you not have already had a capsule summary of **THE GODFATHER**.
Like, they must have had one, right? This isn't the first time it's been on streaing. They're not just using slop, they're replacing actual useful copy they already had with slop
Like, they must have had one, right? This isn't the first time it's been on streaing. They're not just using slop, they're replacing actual useful copy they already had with slop
I guess they’re using AI for the plot summaries now?
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
these are called "blurbs" and they're a standard part of the deliverables package for video licensing. Paramount would have already had one for every file in its library. P+ spent money and time to replace what they had with something worse, presumably so one middle manager could meet an OKR
this touches on my favorite point to make whenever some sportsball-saying dorkus is whining about group identity projects like teams and nations
getting people to care about and feel a common cause with people outside their family is a fucking miracle of social engineering and it betters our lives
getting people to care about and feel a common cause with people outside their family is a fucking miracle of social engineering and it betters our lives
> the government project trying to social engineer us and domesticate us into sheep has been unsuccessful
it is the third most successful example of behavioral engineering ever done, following only “the wolf that lives in your house” and “the grass that wants you to eat it”
it is the third most successful example of behavioral engineering ever done, following only “the wolf that lives in your house” and “the grass that wants you to eat it”
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
this touches on my favorite point to make whenever some sportsball-saying dorkus is whining about group identity projects like teams and nations
getting people to care about and feel a common cause with people outside their family is a fucking miracle of social engineering and it betters our lives
getting people to care about and feel a common cause with people outside their family is a fucking miracle of social engineering and it betters our lives
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Just saw a woman being deliberately funny on the internet. This is not a drill. Don't panic lads we trained for this. I'll take angrily responding to her as if she literally meant the absurd claim unironically, you swing left on telling her she's so funny its hot not like other girls. Let's do this!
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Just saw a woman being deliberately funny on the internet. This is not a drill. Don't panic lads we trained for this. I'll take angrily responding to her as if she literally meant the absurd claim unironically, you swing left on telling her she's so funny its hot not like other girls. Let's do this!