TheJenLars
@thejenlars.bsky.social
Interests include but not limited to: ChiSports (except WSox b/c gross), Iowa Hawkeyes, Cricut, museums and zoos, putting shirts on my dog. History and Anthropology double major now working at the hospital, usually at night. I should be sleeping.
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He's going to put his name on the Stanley Cup, isn't he?
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
He's going to put his name on the Stanley Cup, isn't he?
Imagine thinking exposure to other cultures is a personal attack. Couldn't be me.
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Imagine thinking exposure to other cultures is a personal attack. Couldn't be me.
Doesn't seem fair I have to work tonight when I'm this full of cheese.
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Doesn't seem fair I have to work tonight when I'm this full of cheese.
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That was an absolute celebration of joy. Damn
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
That was an absolute celebration of joy. Damn
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Cancel the rest of the game and just let him continue
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Cancel the rest of the game and just let him continue
Flagpole Sitta taking us to commercial
a woman with braids is wearing a sweater that says victoria 's secret on it .
ALT: a woman with braids is wearing a sweater that says victoria 's secret on it .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Flagpole Sitta taking us to commercial
Why am I seeing this YT commercial again? How much money do they have?
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Why am I seeing this YT commercial again? How much money do they have?
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Hey there Seattle fans! Your tears of joy this afternoon could be blotted up by tissues erupted out of 3D printed tissue box covers in the shape of your state’s volcanoes! In Seahawk InSAR no less! Only 10 available in my Etsy store and they’ll likely be gone before kickoff!
phaneritic.etsy.com
phaneritic.etsy.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Hey there Seattle fans! Your tears of joy this afternoon could be blotted up by tissues erupted out of 3D printed tissue box covers in the shape of your state’s volcanoes! In Seahawk InSAR no less! Only 10 available in my Etsy store and they’ll likely be gone before kickoff!
phaneritic.etsy.com
phaneritic.etsy.com
Some sort of songbird convention going on in the neighborhood. Good omen for the Seahawks, I assume.
February 8, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Some sort of songbird convention going on in the neighborhood. Good omen for the Seahawks, I assume.
Last night was chaos and bad things. Tonight I am at The Other Place, where it is not chaos, and I have plenty of time to dwell on the bad things.
February 7, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Last night was chaos and bad things. Tonight I am at The Other Place, where it is not chaos, and I have plenty of time to dwell on the bad things.
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 7, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
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This post is the GOAT.
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
This post is the GOAT.
My dad's career was with the railroad, so maybe I'm more aware than most, but it sounds like one of the people in the video was surprised the train didn't stop.
Rule of thumb: a cruising train is stopping well past the point the engineer sees you.
At least they moved back from the impact. 😳
Rule of thumb: a cruising train is stopping well past the point the engineer sees you.
At least they moved back from the impact. 😳
February 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
My dad's career was with the railroad, so maybe I'm more aware than most, but it sounds like one of the people in the video was surprised the train didn't stop.
Rule of thumb: a cruising train is stopping well past the point the engineer sees you.
At least they moved back from the impact. 😳
Rule of thumb: a cruising train is stopping well past the point the engineer sees you.
At least they moved back from the impact. 😳
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We are going to win, dammit.
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 1:01 AM
We are going to win, dammit.
Interviewing for a Michigan coaching job? wtaf
January 31, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Interviewing for a Michigan coaching job? wtaf
😲😭
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
😲😭
To be fair, it was an exclusive
Tuesday morning:
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
www.yahoo.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:01 PM
To be fair, it was an exclusive
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There were orders, and I followed them. What's the big deal.
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 3:11 PM
There were orders, and I followed them. What's the big deal.
If it is harder for you to see the mistreatment of fabric than the public execution of a person, you might be a dickhead.
NEW: In response to Alex Pretti's killing, Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves said that it was "really hard to watch" protesters carrying upside-down American flags.
He called protesters "lawless hordes" and said they should go "back to Mogadishu."
He also blamed Pretti for (legally) carrying a gun.
He called protesters "lawless hordes" and said they should go "back to Mogadishu."
He also blamed Pretti for (legally) carrying a gun.
Mississippi Governor Defends Federal Agents After Alex Pretti Killing
Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves suggested Alex Pretti may have been to blame for his own killing because he had been legally carrying a holstered gun.
www.mississippifreepress.org
January 26, 2026 at 10:37 PM
If it is harder for you to see the mistreatment of fabric than the public execution of a person, you might be a dickhead.
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Is Otezla Ned the Temu Aaron Rodgers, or is Aaron Rodgers the Temu Otezla Ned?
January 25, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Is Otezla Ned the Temu Aaron Rodgers, or is Aaron Rodgers the Temu Otezla Ned?
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AFGE President Everett Kelley has issued a statement:
AFGE President Everett Kelley Statement on Tragedy in Minneapolis
WASHINGTON – Following the tragic events in Minneapolis, AFGE National President Everett Kelley issued the following statement:
“Today, Alex J. Pretti, an AFGE Local 3669 member and a nurse at the Mi...
www.afge.org
January 25, 2026 at 2:15 AM
AFGE President Everett Kelley has issued a statement:
Holy shit. The sheer heartlessness required to participate in something like this...
I was a sensitive kid. I loved cats. I had OCD, undiagnosed.
When I was 9, a fraternity brother tortured a cat to death in my hometown. The details even now are beyond imagination. archive.is/xdmUL
I was traumatized for years from reading the news story.
The torturer? Now the head of the NRA.
When I was 9, a fraternity brother tortured a cat to death in my hometown. The details even now are beyond imagination. archive.is/xdmUL
I was traumatized for years from reading the news story.
The torturer? Now the head of the NRA.
January 25, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Holy shit. The sheer heartlessness required to participate in something like this...