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Dan K. Lark
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Half blind and spitting straight into the wind

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Hey everybody, check out this unfortunately-titled children’s book I saw at the grocery store today
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It’s important to note that every single one of these Chicago ICE/ CBP stories DID receive massive coverage by our local media. It was local press together with vigilant residents that documented & then unraveled nearly every lie about the incidents as well.
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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BREAKING NEWS - 13 people were killed and 25 others were injured as a result of an Israeli strike that targeted the town of Beit Jinn in the countryside of Damascus, Syria.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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we actually don't bash bill enough
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Fuck that noise, do it even if you're old. I learned tattooing at 43. I learned editing and publishing at 46.

There is always still time to do or learn new stuff.
I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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WELL WeLL WELL

HAVE WE
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Very tired of having to explain to people old enough to know better that it has NOT, in fact, always been true that we allow technology to get ever more dangerous and damaging as it ‘advances’. Please stop memory-holing the entire 20th century
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I know for a fact there’s no chance of my SSDI benefit showing up today, but it hasn’t stopped me from checking my account status every 20 minutes
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Boars head needs to be shut down. They handing out listeria like Halloween candy tf. Every year its them
URGENT: Cheese Recall - Listeria
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart and Sam’s Club Just Recalled Cheese in a Total of 31 States and Washington, D.C.
The recall effort seems to be growing rapidly amid Listeria bacteria concerns as other retailers also alert customers.
flip.it
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Making this even more bizarre is the fact they aren’t singing “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t be Late),” which was also celebrating its 25th anniversary.
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has always been a surreal journey through its own twisted reality.

Exhibit A:
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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“I have little desire to talk about AI”

Go with that feeling. Embrace it. Apply it to your life outside of Bluesky.
Well I didn’t intend on poking it and I have little desire to talk about AI here again.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Translation: "If you don't use AI then the guys using our chips can't pretend to make money and can't pay the loans they took out to pay for the original loans they took out for all the money they're not making and it all falls apart and we can't sell chips to fuel the money they're not making."
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
In high school my friends and I had a running joke about our physics teacher (RIP Wild Bill) giving us a pass very similar to this so we could do “experiments” that were really just excuses to break things or make them explode.
the only scene worth salvaging from this show
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Same
if you ever catch me doing volunteer lying on behalf of Amazon like this guy just do an old yeller on me
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
No idea why they think I wanted to talk about Three Mile Island when the topic at hand was “AI: good or bad.” My best guess is they’re just another highly educated dipshit.
I’m guessing you are yet another mediocre man with an unearned inflated opinion of your intellect, unaware that tmi hasn’t been sitting mothballed since 1979 but has in fact been in use for decades. Decommissioning unspent nuclear material is a huge fucking waste. Muting you now.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This person whose entire bio reads “Proud AI shamer” is really, really excited about Microsoft buying Three Mile Island to power their AI data centers, and they’re too dumb to realize that’s the reason I think they’re so fucking dumb.
No. I live near tmi. It was in use until 2019 when it closed because the owner wasn’t making enough money. Why shouldn’t it be reopened and use whatever life it has left? As an env scientist of 30 yrs with a deep familiarity with TMI, please try to insult my intelligence.
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Bitch are you fucking stupid?
Do you understand that it's silly to blame Amazon for being the recipient of water that its datacenter did not contaminate?

Any water user in the region (including, notably, the very factory farms responsible for the contamination in the first place) would “supercharge” the problem, too.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I’m glad Marx isn’t around anymore because if he were here to witness somebody unironically invoke his name while advocating for exploiting the labor of independent workers while calling them wanting the surplus value of their own work “petit bourgeoisdom” he’d blow his fucking head off
every time vulgar leftism pipes in from the sidelines of petit bourgeoisdom i am forced to become 8.75% more marxist
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Apparently the AI acolytes are now dying on the hill that agreeing with someone else’s opinion is plagiarization, and that’s why Sam Altman should be allowed to train ChatGPT on all the copyrighted material he wants free of charge.
Ironically your comment here is just "repurposed slop", with no attempt to refine, improve or expand on the opinions you have stolen from other people. You literally could be an AI yourself
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM