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Dan K. Lark
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Half blind and spitting straight into the wind

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Yeah, 24 hours of A Christmas Story traditionally starts Christmas Eve and runs through Christmas Day.
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Like half the NFL uses color schemes based around either blue or red, there were at least a couple games where nobody could tell the teams apart even if they weren’t colorblind.
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
They shouldn’t have had to think about it, the NFL caused similar issues in the mid 2010s with their “color rush” games and it generated a lot of controversy.
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I would love to, unfortunately my 40s have been learning how to live with a disability, homelessness, and no family or support system. All I have left are regrets over not pursuing happiness when I had a chance, so my advice is just never put anything off. Start now while you still can.
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Season 4 I think
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Yeah, and “Great Depression investment bankers” is too wordy.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I assume it’s gonna be just like the Mueller investigation and impeachment trials, liberals will put all their eggs in that basket and stay so laser-focused on it they’ll ignore everything else going on.
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Other than finance I can’t think of another industry that does so much to elevate the worst and most ignorant to the halls of power.
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
PETA’s hyperfixation on sexualizing animals and implied beastiality is so fucking weird. And they’ve been doing that shit since the ‘90s!
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
People only have to compare modern automotive safety data with any previous decade’s to see what an insane thing that is to say.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
She’s lashing out because all the brunch places are closed for the holiday so she hasn’t had her daily dozen mimosas
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Also, learn to use alt text ya dipshit
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Cool, so you’re in favor of weaponizing the state to harass and terrorize your perceived enemies. How very fascistic of you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
She’s a liberal Karen, so I’m gonna assume it’s a favorite hobby of hers.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM