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Dan K. “Dookie Pack” Lark
@thedanklark.bsky.social
Half blind and spitting straight into the wind

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Hey everybody, check out this unfortunately-titled children’s book I saw at the grocery store today
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This is a lengthy, well-reported article about a man's life, the failures and selfishness of government that led to his gruesome and terrible death, and what came of it, and yet it's ruined by this schmaltzy inspiration porn headline and social media post.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 4h
Now, he's transforming lives from beyond the grave.
https://cnn.it/489CQRg
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Shit.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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"black friday" "cyber monday" just call it a holiday sale and run it for the next few weeks, everyone knows big companies are overcharging for all this shit anyways
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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TFW you defy a boycott & karma is instant
If you guys are not watching Target swag bag haul videos…
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
IT HAUNTS MY DREAMS
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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11/28 Friday Mutual Aid Thread

Link isn't here because the Mods are Racist

We save each other and honor Link and his mutual aid work

post your mutual aid needs below

donate if you can !
share if you can !
report scammers !
comment below to boost !
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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"Because there is no legitimate war between the two sides, killing any of the men in the boats “amounts to murder,” said Todd Huntley, a former military lawyer who advised Special Operations forces for seven years at the height of the U.S. counterterrorism campaign."
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing

"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."

Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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It’s important to note that every single one of these Chicago ICE/ CBP stories DID receive massive coverage by our local media. It was local press together with vigilant residents that documented & then unraveled nearly every lie about the incidents as well.
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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BREAKING NEWS - 13 people were killed and 25 others were injured as a result of an Israeli strike that targeted the town of Beit Jinn in the countryside of Damascus, Syria.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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we actually don't bash bill enough
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Fuck that noise, do it even if you're old. I learned tattooing at 43. I learned editing and publishing at 46.

There is always still time to do or learn new stuff.
I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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WELL WeLL WELL

HAVE WE
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Very tired of having to explain to people old enough to know better that it has NOT, in fact, always been true that we allow technology to get ever more dangerous and damaging as it ‘advances’. Please stop memory-holing the entire 20th century
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I know for a fact there’s no chance of my SSDI benefit showing up today, but it hasn’t stopped me from checking my account status every 20 minutes
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Boars head needs to be shut down. They handing out listeria like Halloween candy tf. Every year its them
URGENT: Cheese Recall - Listeria
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart and Sam’s Club Just Recalled Cheese in a Total of 31 States and Washington, D.C.
The recall effort seems to be growing rapidly amid Listeria bacteria concerns as other retailers also alert customers.
flip.it
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Making this even more bizarre is the fact they aren’t singing “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t be Late),” which was also celebrating its 25th anniversary.
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has always been a surreal journey through its own twisted reality.

Exhibit A:
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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“I have little desire to talk about AI”

Go with that feeling. Embrace it. Apply it to your life outside of Bluesky.
Well I didn’t intend on poking it and I have little desire to talk about AI here again.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Translation: "If you don't use AI then the guys using our chips can't pretend to make money and can't pay the loans they took out to pay for the original loans they took out for all the money they're not making and it all falls apart and we can't sell chips to fuel the money they're not making."
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
In high school my friends and I had a running joke about our physics teacher (RIP Wild Bill) giving us a pass very similar to this so we could do “experiments” that were really just excuses to break things or make them explode.
the only scene worth salvaging from this show
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM