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A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
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What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
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“Tahnk you for reaching put! I will be OOOO four the holiday brake and look forward too connection when I return!”
December 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“Tahnk you for reaching put! I will be OOOO four the holiday brake and look forward too connection when I return!”
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I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I am so proud of them. the kids did it. they made a new stupid number to say. they may now take their place in history.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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Black Friday deals are mostly imaginary, but you know what isn’t? Getting Defector for less then seven bucks a month, any day you care to subscribe. defector.com/products
Defector | Products
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November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Black Friday deals are mostly imaginary, but you know what isn’t? Getting Defector for less then seven bucks a month, any day you care to subscribe. defector.com/products
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Tales From The Keane Compound #866
October 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Tales From The Keane Compound #866
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This man? Not actually related to the Tanners at all, yet they call him "Uncle Joey"
October 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This man? Not actually related to the Tanners at all, yet they call him "Uncle Joey"
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We live in a golden age of being able to watch moving images while taking a shit.
October 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
We live in a golden age of being able to watch moving images while taking a shit.
I normally don’t care about announcers but these guys doing the early game are terrible.
September 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I normally don’t care about announcers but these guys doing the early game are terrible.
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My man David Byrne released a new album this month
RFK Jr: I've never seen a case of full-blown autism in a 70-year-old man. You're only seeing it in the kids. It's an epidemic.
September 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My man David Byrne released a new album this month
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Someone finally applied Occam’s Razor to the Trump hand bruise situation.
August 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Someone finally applied Occam’s Razor to the Trump hand bruise situation.
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Brb, moving to Mississippi so I don’t have to see your posts
August 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Brb, moving to Mississippi so I don’t have to see your posts
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Captain Jackson of the USS Tenness-HEE-hee
August 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Captain Jackson of the USS Tenness-HEE-hee
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the JD stands for Jeffrey Defender
July 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the JD stands for Jeffrey Defender
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Tadaaki Misago & His Tokyo Cuban Boys – Recado Bossa Nova (1967) #MusicMonday
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July 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Tadaaki Misago & His Tokyo Cuban Boys – Recado Bossa Nova (1967) #MusicMonday
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When you hail a Tesla robot cab, it will now heil back
Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Musk says reut.rs/4ksb1WX
Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Musk says
Grok AI will be available in Tesla vehicles next week "at the latest", the EV maker's CEO, Elon Musk, said in a post on X on Thursday.
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July 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
When you hail a Tesla robot cab, it will now heil back
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INVENTOR OF THE COUCH: fuck you lava
June 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
INVENTOR OF THE COUCH: fuck you lava