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Sylvia Greenwich
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Teacher. Writer. Harbinger of doom. She/They. Please read my pinned tweet for more info.
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Sylvia Greenwich @sylviagreenwich.bsky.social · Nov 12
Hi! I teach, write spec fic and gay romance, am a hapless but sincere gardener, love nature and long rambles therein. I support Ukraine, Palestine, gun control, public education, and LGBTQIA+ causes. I’m Wiccan, vegan, bi and genderqueer, have 4 cats, no kids, and a very patient husband.
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The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?" Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy." Santa responds "Very nice!" Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?" Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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This English teacher approves the following video:
Where is the comma in "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentleman" supposed to go?
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December 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Cartoon by @theomoudakis.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Disappointed to see this. 160 union workers are fighting for a fair contract at Individualized Shirts, a US factory that makes high-end men's button-ups. The managers there have rejected the union's request for fair wages and health insurance. The union is asking for support 🧵
A photo of workers at Individualized Shirts, a shirt factory in New Jersey. Each person has their fist in the air as a sign of solidarity. There's a sign behind them with photos and the words: "Fair Contract Now."
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
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December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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It's the most wonderful time of the year.
A glowing purple scorpion wearing a Santa hat jumping out of a present box. The text reads: Surprise! The enchanted scorpion of your dreams! It's the perfect gift for you - a normal person who understands the ramifications and complexities of owning an enchanted scorpion. Adults can make informed decisions about the things they own. Kids need help. Only buy safe gifts for kids this holiday season.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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#writingskills #writers #authors #writeaway #writinglife #creativewriting
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Truly, I have a much better developed potty mouth in real life! I’m almost embarrassed by how clean I am here! 😂
profanity.accountant profanity.accountant @profanity.accountant · 5d
@sylviagreenwich.bsky.social has swears! They've used 30 profanities in their last 744 posts.

🥇 "hell" (10 times)
🥈 "shit" (4 times)
🥉 "pissed" (3 times)
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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@profanity.accountant

I’m probably less profane here than in RL, to be honest.
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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The British TV making fun of Trump 😆.

Vid Credit: channel4Comedy
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Cartoon: Loch Nessman.
cartoon: The Loch Ness monster is re-enacting the WKRP Turkey Drop "Oh my God! They're turkeys!" Caption: Loch Nessman
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
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November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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The shorter Thanksgiving tradition
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Happy Thanksgiving! Let's go to Les Nessman for a man on the scene report from the Pinedale shopping mall:
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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As G-d is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
lartist.bsky.social Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 8d
From the Larchives. I guess it's time to post this cartoon for my American friends again :)
caricature of Les Nessman from WKRP's infamous Turkey Drop episode. Oh! The humanity!
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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This bud's for you.
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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My favorite piece of content today.
actuallychloehayes › millennials 20h serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' cds for her crush. like... with ? was that a ritual? did it work? you guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back. i'm scared of y'all. Q 2.9K
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
Fruity au-pair role in Caribbean Costa Rica Hello, we are looking for a special person to become a part of our family here in this magical jungle and fruity paradise. We are in the beginning phases of visioning and dreaming into existence a fruit-centred inter generational village. We have a 7 hectare piece of land, opposite a maturing and sometimes abundant 5 hectare fruit-forest, a short walk from a beautiful and swimmable river. We have great quality and alive drinking water. We are looking for an open, consistent, reliable and earthy someone to immerse themselves into our lives and support us with our 5 children (0,3,6,10&12 years old). We simultaneously run a retreat centre dedicated to fruit based healing and detoxification as a tools for inner and spiritual transformation. You would be housed on the retreat lands and have your own private room, a short walk from our family home, where we plant to be eating communally, fruits, raw vegan meals and simple cooked foods. We are looking for someone excited by and dedicated to accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our busy family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc. accompanying children, as well as supporting us in our 2/2y family life as we dream into manifestation a big vision together. We already have support with cleaning and house support, so we look for someone primarily to become a part of our family rhythm, play, homeschooling, gardening, bedtimes etc. You should be comfortable with jungle living, resourceful, excited by community visioning and the prospect of being a part of this project, well educated and dedicated in fruit-based living. If desired, there are also opportunities to support and co-facilitate with our retreats. This is not a paid role, or a job advertisement. It's an invitation into something deeper, to become part of and co-create a wonderful vision, be in service to children, and immerse yourself into a beautiful fruity lifestyle, and being fully supported in transitioning to jungle life, and on your path of fruit-based living Message me directly or comment below
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Feed cleanser.
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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A dog's love
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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@lukeburbank.bsky.social @walsh.bsky.social @tbtl.net A very knowledgeable reporter offers a very funny report on the fate of all our pennies: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Pennies Are Trash Now
The government has no plan for America’s 300 billion pennies.
www.theatlantic.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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too real lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
r/boston u/migrational_coconut • 1d Spotted a baby alligator in the Charles Salamanders Yesterday on my run, I was flabbergasted to spot this tiny alligator hanging out in Turtle Pond (on the Charles River bike path. My assumption is that he is someone's pet who was either lost or dumped (but he still gave me QUITE a jump scare at 7AM). I called Animal Control and was sent to voicemail - hopefully someone can grab him before it gets too cold. From instagram, it looks like some other folks have spotted him along the river too. Joe's Crazzy Critters • Follow 1d • Q ... Tonight NBC10 Boston contacted me for an interview regarding the small American alligator that was spotted in the Charles River near Back Bay. After the interview, more information was shared about the location the alligator was last seen. So, I grabbed a head lamp and flashlight and took a ride into Boston. With the cold temps, the alligator had very low chances of surviving. With some luck and a couple of bright flashlights after 15 minutes I found the Boston alligator. I was able to capture him safely and he will be warm and housed until we get more information and instructions on what's next for this little guy. We are hoping that he will be a new resident and ambassador here at Joe's Crazzy Critters New England Wildlife Center & • Follow •.. 5h • Meet Charles, the baby alligator who made quite the splash in Boston this week! ? Thanks to the quick action (and above-and-beyond dedication) of Joe's Crazzy Critters, Charles was safely rescued from the cold water of the Charles River last night and brought to us for care. Our veterinarians Greg, Harry, and Tess examined him today and determined he has an upper respiratory infection. He's now getting antibiotics and a warm, safe place to recover. Alligators don't belong in New England, and it's likely Charles was released by someone who couldn't care for him anymore. If you ever find yourself in that position, please call us and we are happy to work with you find a humane solution. Never release a pet into the wild. The Odd Pet Vet is dedicated to giving every creature the expert care they deserve. If you your scaled, furred, or feathered family member needs a check-up, give us a call! Learn more: newildlife.org/odd-pet-vet baby alligator in a bin marked "live animals" being held aloft in a man's hand
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Tell Congress to Fund Libraries in FY26!
The 43-day federal government shutdown – the longest in history – has now ended. Congress must now turn to finalizing a full Fiscal Year (FY) 2026 budget. An...
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November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM