VanDammit
@chaosagent42.bsky.social
It's #DayOne. Time to start punching Nazism in the throat.
Expat, it's safer elsewhere.
No DMs, please.
Expat, it's safer elsewhere.
No DMs, please.
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VanDammit
@chaosagent42.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Fun fact: I am the split personality of an otherwise normal (and boring) dude. I am the result of anger management therapy.
I realize a lot of you have not developed a mechanism to deal with the current dystopian schizophrenia.
Relax. We crazies are on it. Thanks for following.
I realize a lot of you have not developed a mechanism to deal with the current dystopian schizophrenia.
Relax. We crazies are on it. Thanks for following.
1142 more days before we can try to have a decent president again.
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
1142 more days before we can try to have a decent president again.
BREAKING:
The implications of Kash Patel's discovery of DB Cooper's parachute in Trump's sock drawer are still being assessed.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
The implications of Kash Patel's discovery of DB Cooper's parachute in Trump's sock drawer are still being assessed.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
BREAKING:
The implications of Kash Patel's discovery of DB Cooper's parachute in Trump's sock drawer are still being assessed.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
The implications of Kash Patel's discovery of DB Cooper's parachute in Trump's sock drawer are still being assessed.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
1143 more days spent watching a demented sock puppet in the White House.
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
1143 more days spent watching a demented sock puppet in the White House.
Cartoon by @theomoudakis.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Cartoon by @theomoudakis.bsky.social
The countdown continues. And so does the idiocy. 1144 more days of it.
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The countdown continues. And so does the idiocy. 1144 more days of it.
From the FA to the FO, it's a blur.
Voted 3 times for Trump, with a green card. Now faces deportation.
Voted 3 times for Trump, with a green card. Now faces deportation.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
From the FA to the FO, it's a blur.
Voted 3 times for Trump, with a green card. Now faces deportation.
Voted 3 times for Trump, with a green card. Now faces deportation.
BREAKING:
Hours ago, a deceased gerbil was found by none other than FBI director Kash Patel. He was investigating Uncle Tom's Cabin when he made the incredible discovery.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
Hours ago, a deceased gerbil was found by none other than FBI director Kash Patel. He was investigating Uncle Tom's Cabin when he made the incredible discovery.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
BREAKING:
Hours ago, a deceased gerbil was found by none other than FBI director Kash Patel. He was investigating Uncle Tom's Cabin when he made the incredible discovery.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
Hours ago, a deceased gerbil was found by none other than FBI director Kash Patel. He was investigating Uncle Tom's Cabin when he made the incredible discovery.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
Nothing screams “urgent national priority” like flattening a historic wing of the White House so Donald J. Trump can have 10,000 square feet of marble to perfect his world-famous “air dick pumping” shimmy.
a man in a suit and tie is wearing a hat that says " great again "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing a hat that says " great again "
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December 2, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Nothing screams “urgent national priority” like flattening a historic wing of the White House so Donald J. Trump can have 10,000 square feet of marble to perfect his world-famous “air dick pumping” shimmy.
1145 more days of the Trump nightmare.
December 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
1145 more days of the Trump nightmare.
ACECO LLC will not be paid.
Nor will any other construction company contracted next to complete Trump's ballroom.
He
Won't
Pay
You
You've been warned.
Nor will any other construction company contracted next to complete Trump's ballroom.
He
Won't
Pay
You
You've been warned.
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
ACECO LLC will not be paid.
Nor will any other construction company contracted next to complete Trump's ballroom.
He
Won't
Pay
You
You've been warned.
Nor will any other construction company contracted next to complete Trump's ballroom.
He
Won't
Pay
You
You've been warned.
BREAKING:
In a stunning turn of events, FBI director Kash Patel has reportedly discovered Link's Linkedin's profile, with missing links in Cuomo's Disco Club.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
In a stunning turn of events, FBI director Kash Patel has reportedly discovered Link's Linkedin's profile, with missing links in Cuomo's Disco Club.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
BREAKING:
In a stunning turn of events, FBI director Kash Patel has reportedly discovered Link's Linkedin's profile, with missing links in Cuomo's Disco Club.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
In a stunning turn of events, FBI director Kash Patel has reportedly discovered Link's Linkedin's profile, with missing links in Cuomo's Disco Club.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
The White House was demolished by ACECO LLC.
Let's make it so nobody else wants that job ever again.
Let's make it so nobody else wants that job ever again.
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The White House was demolished by ACECO LLC.
Let's make it so nobody else wants that job ever again.
Let's make it so nobody else wants that job ever again.
Trump's history of unpaid contractors finally caught up with him. The deal to build his precious new ballroom has reportedly failed, meaning the blithering idiot demolished half the White House for nothing.
Once again, my profile picture is prophetically accurate.
Once again, my profile picture is prophetically accurate.
December 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Trump's history of unpaid contractors finally caught up with him. The deal to build his precious new ballroom has reportedly failed, meaning the blithering idiot demolished half the White House for nothing.
Once again, my profile picture is prophetically accurate.
Once again, my profile picture is prophetically accurate.
1146 more days of global retching.
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
1146 more days of global retching.
Update: she wasn't lying.
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Update: she wasn't lying.
BREAKING:
FBI director Kash Patel has made a significant discovery in a random Pentagon toilet stall. He found a copy of Playboy with a Marilyn Manson centerfold wrapped in toilet paper.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
FBI director Kash Patel has made a significant discovery in a random Pentagon toilet stall. He found a copy of Playboy with a Marilyn Manson centerfold wrapped in toilet paper.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
BREAKING:
FBI director Kash Patel has made a significant discovery in a random Pentagon toilet stall. He found a copy of Playboy with a Marilyn Manson centerfold wrapped in toilet paper.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
FBI director Kash Patel has made a significant discovery in a random Pentagon toilet stall. He found a copy of Playboy with a Marilyn Manson centerfold wrapped in toilet paper.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
There are still 1147 more days before we can get rid of him. Legally.
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
There are still 1147 more days before we can get rid of him. Legally.
BREAKING:
Warren's terrible secret uncovered as FBI director Kash Patel finds a banknote which may have been touched Warren once not more than three miles from a bistro Warren once visited.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
Warren's terrible secret uncovered as FBI director Kash Patel finds a banknote which may have been touched Warren once not more than three miles from a bistro Warren once visited.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
BREAKING:
Warren's terrible secret uncovered as FBI director Kash Patel finds a banknote which may have been touched Warren once not more than three miles from a bistro Warren once visited.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
Warren's terrible secret uncovered as FBI director Kash Patel finds a banknote which may have been touched Warren once not more than three miles from a bistro Warren once visited.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
Tell MAGA to Google "dihydrogen monoxide" (water) and let them spiral into paranoia.
"Trump is putting chemicals in your water!"
"Trump is putting chemicals in your water!"
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Tell MAGA to Google "dihydrogen monoxide" (water) and let them spiral into paranoia.
"Trump is putting chemicals in your water!"
"Trump is putting chemicals in your water!"
This is an automated system informing you that thanks to American gullibility, we have 1148 more days of this..
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is an automated system informing you that thanks to American gullibility, we have 1148 more days of this..
BREAKING:
In a daring move, FBI director Kash Patel has uncovered Santa's Netflix password, that had been stashed away in Cthulhu's underwater lair.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
In a daring move, FBI director Kash Patel has uncovered Santa's Netflix password, that had been stashed away in Cthulhu's underwater lair.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
BREAKING:
In a daring move, FBI director Kash Patel has uncovered Santa's Netflix password, that had been stashed away in Cthulhu's underwater lair.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
In a daring move, FBI director Kash Patel has uncovered Santa's Netflix password, that had been stashed away in Cthulhu's underwater lair.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
BREAKING:
In a daring move, FBI director Kash Patel has uncovered Santa's Netflix password, that had been stashed away in Cthulhu's underwater lair.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
In a daring move, FBI director Kash Patel has uncovered Santa's Netflix password, that had been stashed away in Cthulhu's underwater lair.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
BREAKING:
In a daring move, FBI director Kash Patel has uncovered Santa's Netflix password, that had been stashed away in Cthulhu's underwater lair.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
In a daring move, FBI director Kash Patel has uncovered Santa's Netflix password, that had been stashed away in Cthulhu's underwater lair.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
1149 more days before we can start to rebuild.
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
1149 more days before we can start to rebuild.
It's graph time boys and girls.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's graph time boys and girls.