Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

VanDammit

@chaosagent42.bsky.social

42K followers 20K following 1.6K posts

It's #DayOne. Time to start punching Nazism in the throat. No DMs, please.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 19d

So, people buying me a coffee on ko-fi are funding ANTIFA.
LMAO

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 5m

BREAKING:

Thw unexpected discovery of Babe Ruth's 1919 World Series Ring in Marjorie Taylor Greene's Disco Club by FBI director Kash Patel has left many questions unanswered.

This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel

2 2

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 7h

A MAGA agitator assaulted a woman from behind during the No Kings protest in Kent, Ohio.
Pinned down, disarmed (the shitmuppet had a gun) and handed to the police.

The extreme right is violent.

5 29 67

Reposted by VanDammit

Dr. Larry Mitchell™️ @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 8h

1 14 49

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 13h

I'm speechless. 41751 followers! Thank you all so much!

1 8

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 15h

1189 more days of demented leadership.

It's still #DayOne, folks.

2 9

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 17h

Holyshit. How many of you follow my block list!?

1 1 14

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 23h

100% Mark Hamill

Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 1d

NO KINGS EXCEPT STEPHEN
Also NO:
CONVICTED FELON
ADJUDICATED RAPIST
CONGENITAL LIAR
CON MAN
PUTIN PUPPET
PEDOPHILE
BEST FRIEND OF EPSTEIN
LIFELONG RACIST
MALIGNANT NARCISSIST
SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIAN
SICK SOCIOPATH
FRAGILE WHINEY MAN-BABY
FAILED BUSINESSMAN
ORANGE ATROCITY
PARDON POWER
A*HOLE

👑 👎 👑

2 10

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 23h

ATTENTION: incoming MAGA shitmuppet wave detected. Subscribe to the block list as I update it with the new fascist c*nts.

bsky.app/profile/did:...

2 3 6

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 23h

Damn. Prison wasn't kind to George Santos.

1 7

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 1d

White House, Homeland Security, and HHS MAHA shitmuppets all added to the block list.

bsky.app/profile/did:...

2 4 8

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, the gore. 🤪

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

The war zone in Portland is out of control.

1 8

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 1d

On some days I wonder if, after 1190 more days of insanity, we'll be free of the Mango Moron. Or will we all be doing the Nazi salute?

1 6

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 1d

I don't care about Bolton's indictment.

1 1 5

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 2d

1191 more days of the Trump crime family.

1 1 5

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 3d

BREAKING:

Hours ago, a pair of turtle doves was found by none other than FBI director Kash Patel. He was investigating a secret room in the Louvre when he made the incredible discovery.

This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel

1 4

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 3d

Magnitude: 6.5 earthquake detected.
Location: #Irian Jaya, Indonesia [Land: Indonesia]
Time: 2025-10-16 05:48:55 UTC
#world #tremor

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 3d

1192 more days of the Trump nightmare.

VanDammit @chaosagent42.bsky.social · 4d

BREAKING:

FBI director Kash Patel has discovered a pair of ruby red shoes, labeled 'there's no place like home' in Cthulhu's underwater lair.

This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel