VanDammit
@chaosagent42.bsky.social
It's #DayOne. Time to start punching Nazism in the throat.
Expat, it's safer elsewhere.
No DMs, please.
Expat, it's safer elsewhere.
No DMs, please.
And another idiotic PR stunt ended.
In case you were waiting for that $5,000 check, I have bad news.
In case you were waiting for that $5,000 check, I have bad news.
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
And another idiotic PR stunt ended.
In case you were waiting for that $5,000 check, I have bad news.
In case you were waiting for that $5,000 check, I have bad news.
Performative politics never hold up in court.
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Performative politics never hold up in court.
Four. Days. Apart.
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Four. Days. Apart.
Please share this helpful guide and follow me for more:
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Please share this helpful guide and follow me for more:
The memes keep coming.
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The memes keep coming.
Follow me for more self-evident truths.
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Follow me for more self-evident truths.
The Internet reigns undefeated even today.
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The Internet reigns undefeated even today.
Trump: "STOP ASSOCIATING ME WITH GAY STUFF!!!"
Hegseth: "No worries boss, I'll distract them with my military programs!"
The programs:
Hegseth: "No worries boss, I'll distract them with my military programs!"
The programs:
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Trump: "STOP ASSOCIATING ME WITH GAY STUFF!!!"
Hegseth: "No worries boss, I'll distract them with my military programs!"
The programs:
Hegseth: "No worries boss, I'll distract them with my military programs!"
The programs:
That Andrew Tate and Donald Trump friendship hits different now.
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
That Andrew Tate and Donald Trump friendship hits different now.
That's best for everyone. Great choice.
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
That's best for everyone. Great choice.
Sitrep: The Fall of MAGA
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Sitrep: The Fall of MAGA
My bingo card just imploded.
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My bingo card just imploded.
Juicy, juicy times.
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Juicy, juicy times.
My (boring) alter ego is a writer and a linguist, who can easily spot different writing patterns and styles.
This was written by Stephen Miller.
This was written by Stephen Miller.
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My (boring) alter ego is a writer and a linguist, who can easily spot different writing patterns and styles.
This was written by Stephen Miller.
This was written by Stephen Miller.
A moment of appreciation for the Portland protesters who handled things beautifully.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
A moment of appreciation for the Portland protesters who handled things beautifully.
The truth comes out when they're facing a judge.
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The truth comes out when they're facing a judge.
I just invented the "Hweng"
Pour the whiskey, add the ginseng powder, stir in the hot water and honey.
Perfect.
Pour the whiskey, add the ginseng powder, stir in the hot water and honey.
Perfect.
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I just invented the "Hweng"
Pour the whiskey, add the ginseng powder, stir in the hot water and honey.
Perfect.
Pour the whiskey, add the ginseng powder, stir in the hot water and honey.
Perfect.
Nancy Mace, everyone:
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Nancy Mace, everyone:
Too much Sydney Sweeney and not enough Kristen Bell, if you ask me.
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Too much Sydney Sweeney and not enough Kristen Bell, if you ask me.
Epstein and Maxwell trafficked to others.
Patel lied.
Patel lied.
October 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Epstein and Maxwell trafficked to others.
Patel lied.
Patel lied.
He needs another MRI
October 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
He needs another MRI
Good morning.
Any donations going to my ko-fi account in this period will not buy me any coffee, because I will donate everything to hurricane relief funds for Jamaica.
Any donations going to my ko-fi account in this period will not buy me any coffee, because I will donate everything to hurricane relief funds for Jamaica.
October 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Good morning.
Any donations going to my ko-fi account in this period will not buy me any coffee, because I will donate everything to hurricane relief funds for Jamaica.
Any donations going to my ko-fi account in this period will not buy me any coffee, because I will donate everything to hurricane relief funds for Jamaica.