VanDammit
@chaosagent42.bsky.social
It's #DayOne. Time to start punching Nazism in the throat.
Expat, it's safer elsewhere.
No DMs, please.
Expat, it's safer elsewhere.
No DMs, please.
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VanDammit
@chaosagent42.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Fun fact: I am the split personality of an otherwise normal (and boring) dude. I am the result of anger management therapy.
I realize a lot of you have not developed a mechanism to deal with the current dystopian schizophrenia.
Relax. We crazies are on it. Thanks for following.
I realize a lot of you have not developed a mechanism to deal with the current dystopian schizophrenia.
Relax. We crazies are on it. Thanks for following.
Performative politics never hold up in court.
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Performative politics never hold up in court.
Already at 42k followers. I need to step up my vetting and following back! Easiest way for you to get noticed is to repost my pinned post.
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Already at 42k followers. I need to step up my vetting and following back! Easiest way for you to get noticed is to repost my pinned post.
On some days I wonder if, after 1154 more days of insanity, we'll be free of the Mango Moron. Or will we all be doing the Nazi salute?
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
On some days I wonder if, after 1154 more days of insanity, we'll be free of the Mango Moron. Or will we all be doing the Nazi salute?
BREAKING:
A masterful piece of detective work by FBI director Kash Patel has led to the recovery of The shooter's pokémon cards in a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
A masterful piece of detective work by FBI director Kash Patel has led to the recovery of The shooter's pokémon cards in a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
BREAKING:
A masterful piece of detective work by FBI director Kash Patel has led to the recovery of The shooter's pokémon cards in a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
A masterful piece of detective work by FBI director Kash Patel has led to the recovery of The shooter's pokémon cards in a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
1155 more days of international embarrassment.
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
1155 more days of international embarrassment.
BREAKING
Hegseth accidentally invaded Mexico and was sent packing.
You can't make shit like this up.
Hegseth accidentally invaded Mexico and was sent packing.
You can't make shit like this up.
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
BREAKING
Hegseth accidentally invaded Mexico and was sent packing.
You can't make shit like this up.
Hegseth accidentally invaded Mexico and was sent packing.
You can't make shit like this up.
1156 more days of Mango Mussolini's grift.
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
1156 more days of Mango Mussolini's grift.
BREAKING:
During a surprise inspection in the last remaining Blockbuster, FBI director Kash Patel has reportedly found Trump's birth certificate.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
During a surprise inspection in the last remaining Blockbuster, FBI director Kash Patel has reportedly found Trump's birth certificate.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
BREAKING:
During a surprise inspection in the last remaining Blockbuster, FBI director Kash Patel has reportedly found Trump's birth certificate.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
During a surprise inspection in the last remaining Blockbuster, FBI director Kash Patel has reportedly found Trump's birth certificate.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
There are still 1157 more days before we can get rid of him. Legally.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There are still 1157 more days before we can get rid of him. Legally.
BREAKING:
Risking his own life while daringly inspecting a secret room in the Louvre, FBI director Kash Patel has found Jack the Ripper's signed confession. What a hero!
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
Risking his own life while daringly inspecting a secret room in the Louvre, FBI director Kash Patel has found Jack the Ripper's signed confession. What a hero!
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
BREAKING:
Risking his own life while daringly inspecting a secret room in the Louvre, FBI director Kash Patel has found Jack the Ripper's signed confession. What a hero!
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
Risking his own life while daringly inspecting a secret room in the Louvre, FBI director Kash Patel has found Jack the Ripper's signed confession. What a hero!
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
Four. Days. Apart.
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Four. Days. Apart.
1158 more days of corruption and greed.
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
1158 more days of corruption and greed.
Please share this helpful guide and follow me for more:
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Please share this helpful guide and follow me for more:
I will never be able to say "head of state" again with a straight face.
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I will never be able to say "head of state" again with a straight face.
The memes keep coming.
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The memes keep coming.
If I owned a newspaper, my headline tomorrow would be:
"Was he just horsing around?"
You can quote me.
"Was he just horsing around?"
You can quote me.
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
If I owned a newspaper, my headline tomorrow would be:
"Was he just horsing around?"
You can quote me.
"Was he just horsing around?"
You can quote me.
It's going to be a long 1160 days.
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It's going to be a long 1160 days.
Follow me for more self-evident truths.
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Follow me for more self-evident truths.
We're looking at a situation where Joe Biden's presidency will be renumbered to 45, and the next president will be the 46th.
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
We're looking at a situation where Joe Biden's presidency will be renumbered to 45, and the next president will be the 46th.
BREAKING:
FBI director Kash Patel has made a significant discovery in a slime-covered dollhouse. He found a half-eaten Twinkie from a 1987 7-Eleven wrapped in toilet paper.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
FBI director Kash Patel has made a significant discovery in a slime-covered dollhouse. He found a half-eaten Twinkie from a 1987 7-Eleven wrapped in toilet paper.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
BREAKING:
FBI director Kash Patel has made a significant discovery in a slime-covered dollhouse. He found a half-eaten Twinkie from a 1987 7-Eleven wrapped in toilet paper.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
FBI director Kash Patel has made a significant discovery in a slime-covered dollhouse. He found a half-eaten Twinkie from a 1987 7-Eleven wrapped in toilet paper.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
The Internet reigns undefeated even today.
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The Internet reigns undefeated even today.
Trump: "STOP ASSOCIATING ME WITH GAY STUFF!!!"
Hegseth: "No worries boss, I'll distract them with my military programs!"
The programs:
Hegseth: "No worries boss, I'll distract them with my military programs!"
The programs:
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Trump: "STOP ASSOCIATING ME WITH GAY STUFF!!!"
Hegseth: "No worries boss, I'll distract them with my military programs!"
The programs:
Hegseth: "No worries boss, I'll distract them with my military programs!"
The programs:
MAGAY
that's the post
that's the post
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM
MAGAY
that's the post
that's the post
That Andrew Tate and Donald Trump friendship hits different now.
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
That Andrew Tate and Donald Trump friendship hits different now.
That's best for everyone. Great choice.
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
That's best for everyone. Great choice.