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and coming up next at the national prayer breakfast we have this golden calf that we’re all worshiping now, lets get those hands in the air for the golden calf everybody
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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arguing with libertarians in college apparently immunizes you to all the talking points actual billionaires and their sycophantic media defenders are still trying to trot out 20 years later
February 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Elon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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Getting a crow to read my emails and explain them to me
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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Not to be a Karen or anything but could we get some fucking rules around here lol
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
A Guide to the World's Most Fantastic Monsters, Hallelujah the Hills
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.

Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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People have anxiety that if they liked a rotten person’s art that they are corrupted. If what the artist did disturbs you, that is a sign that it has not. People can trick you by being kind in one way and cruel in another. You are not the art that person made, even if it holds a place in your heart.
A tough one to sit with--but we must--is that some people's ability to make good art in part derived from, or was protected by, the fact that they were enabling or doing terrible things. See also: We Need to Talk about Cosby doc. Even more troubling on this score: Read deep reporting on Alice Munro
"actually his stuff was very Derivative and not Original" like, you don't have to do this. it is good for us all to sit with the cognitive dissonance that a very bad person can make very good art. it is good for us to work through the moral ramifications of that.
February 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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I am just going to remind everyone to take another look at the very excellent @maxread.info piece about Matt Yglesias which is not about this guy but I think has some important insights into the dynamic involved.
February 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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exciting lineup for the tpusa halftime show! featuring:

kid rock
brantley gilbert
gabby barrett
bobby blaggart
glibbet rockley
lee gilbrant
gabbant kidby
February 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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They have things under control…
February 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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Alf saw his hog's shadow so the shitposts will continue
February 2, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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For valentines day this year women are seeking retribution. They hunger for justice. Sales of waxy chocolate expected to plummet as ladies around the globe clamour for 'The Mussolini Treatment' to be inflicted on enemies of humanity
February 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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John Rogers has the correct approach to difficult assholes (and worse) on his sets.

(This is an image of a Twitter exchange posted on Tumblr because Rogers isn't there anymore and I think he deleted his account.)
February 3, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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among other things, it's good for our brains to have practice understanding that a person who has added something good to our lives -- as a friend, a teacher, a family member, an artist whose work we love -- can have done harm that it's now our moral duty to name.
September 3, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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discussing this with my sister once, she said very wisely that it's good to learn to sit with cognitive dissonance. there's value to being able to say, I love this art made by a shitty person. there's value to holding those two truths without trying to make them resolve.
September 3, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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the absolution is: this is a very classic "it looks like you've encountered a structural problem, have you tried personal accountability?" response. you didn't know. you didn't cause it to be so. it is the structures that allowed it. when you knew better, you did better.
September 3, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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It's like opposing air raid sirens because they remind people of air raids
February 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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once again these things boil down to “is your group a bohemian cultural identity” or “is your group actually trying to do things?” and the key tell is whether your activity centers on policing of in-group behavior or whether it centers on, again, tangible goals
February 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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"actually his stuff was very Derivative and not Original" like, you don't have to do this. it is good for us all to sit with the cognitive dissonance that a very bad person can make very good art. it is good for us to work through the moral ramifications of that.
February 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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when u get a weird reply
December 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Ignoring & avoiding feelings & memories is never a realistic or sustainable trauma recovery "strategy"-- but we need to meet our urge to ignore & avoid w/ enormous compassion & patience.

Feelings & memories can be terrifying & overwhelming. "Just face them" isn't that easy.
February 3, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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We're going to have days & moments in recovery when we feel on the verge of everything falling apart-- which doesn't mean everything is about to fall apart. When the "check engine" light comes on, it means our vehicle requires attention & care, not that it's a "failure" of a car.
February 3, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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Biblically accurate vodka tonic
February 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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From now on I will only speak in parables, with a calm and quiet menace, like a gangster on a prestige television show
April 17, 2024 at 1:29 AM