Poppycock🌸
@sugarandsage.bsky.social
Token weird girl
I don’t even go here
https://ngl.link/poppycock1
Look! I have a present for you 💕
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbtsvmwkwu
I don’t even go here
https://ngl.link/poppycock1
Look! I have a present for you 💕
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbtsvmwkwu
I’m so moody today.
I don’t know if I need to eat a snickers or a dick.
I don’t know if I need to eat a snickers or a dick.
December 6, 2024 at 8:05 PM
I’m so moody today.
I don’t know if I need to eat a snickers or a dick.
I don’t know if I need to eat a snickers or a dick.
Has Rusty Gunter passed over to Bluesky yet?!?!
November 18, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Has Rusty Gunter passed over to Bluesky yet?!?!
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Get a Brazilian wax,
BUT leave the ass hair..
Like a vagina mullet.
Business in the front,
Party in the rear
BUT leave the ass hair..
Like a vagina mullet.
Business in the front,
Party in the rear
January 14, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Get a Brazilian wax,
BUT leave the ass hair..
Like a vagina mullet.
Business in the front,
Party in the rear
BUT leave the ass hair..
Like a vagina mullet.
Business in the front,
Party in the rear
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Flapjacking is the female equivalent to teabagging
January 26, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Flapjacking is the female equivalent to teabagging
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Once again, I am asking you for your validation.
February 11, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Once again, I am asking you for your validation.
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I just took a dna test turns out I’m a mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido..
yeah
A mosquito, my libido..
yeah
February 11, 2024 at 10:40 AM
I just took a dna test turns out I’m a mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido..
yeah
A mosquito, my libido..
yeah
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Sorry I was part of the problem. It will happen again
November 17, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Sorry I was part of the problem. It will happen again
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Just wait until I get my shit posting mojo back.
November 17, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Just wait until I get my shit posting mojo back.
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How do you find out if you've been put on a list?
November 18, 2024 at 1:26 AM
How do you find out if you've been put on a list?
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I'd like to start a tribute band called The Rising Dead. We're going to play heavy metal versions of all the Grateful Dead songs
November 18, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I'd like to start a tribute band called The Rising Dead. We're going to play heavy metal versions of all the Grateful Dead songs
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Has anyone else noticed that any follow up questions are basically rhetorical?
November 17, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Has anyone else noticed that any follow up questions are basically rhetorical?
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I'll do whatever you want me to if you just bring me tacos
November 17, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I'll do whatever you want me to if you just bring me tacos
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Before you decide to become a mormon, the whole “latter day” thing has nothing to do with sleeping in.
November 18, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Before you decide to become a mormon, the whole “latter day” thing has nothing to do with sleeping in.
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I wish I could donate my facial hair to my uncle… He’s always wanted a nice thick mustache.
November 18, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I wish I could donate my facial hair to my uncle… He’s always wanted a nice thick mustache.
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I am my own worst enemy through no fault of my own.
October 4, 2023 at 11:04 PM
I am my own worst enemy through no fault of my own.
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took a nap and had a dream that Mormons delivered cupcakes to my house
November 18, 2024 at 1:54 AM
took a nap and had a dream that Mormons delivered cupcakes to my house
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What if we made out at the Saxsquatch concert on February 27th
November 18, 2024 at 2:27 AM
What if we made out at the Saxsquatch concert on February 27th
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Men only use 10% of the microplastics in their balls
November 18, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Men only use 10% of the microplastics in their balls
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You can never have…
too many books
too many laughs
too many hugs
too many books
too many laughs
too many hugs
November 17, 2024 at 10:32 AM
You can never have…
too many books
too many laughs
too many hugs
too many books
too many laughs
too many hugs
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[drinking strawberry milk through a Krazy Straw that's attached to my face like eyeglasses]
Me: Hey man why don't you grow up
Me: Hey man why don't you grow up
November 17, 2024 at 3:37 PM
[drinking strawberry milk through a Krazy Straw that's attached to my face like eyeglasses]
Me: Hey man why don't you grow up
Me: Hey man why don't you grow up
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My yoga teacher was sent to prison for fraud
He's currently doing a very long stretch
He's currently doing a very long stretch
November 16, 2024 at 2:47 PM
My yoga teacher was sent to prison for fraud
He's currently doing a very long stretch
He's currently doing a very long stretch
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Alexa, blame it on the boogie.
November 18, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Alexa, blame it on the boogie.
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You look like you have irritable bowels
*followed*
*followed*
November 18, 2024 at 12:40 AM
You look like you have irritable bowels
*followed*
*followed*