Nic Chickenfrecklez
@chickenfrecklez.bsky.social
Just a dork from Minnesota.
You might remember me from that place that rhymed with shitter.
I mostly respond with gifs and pictures of my chickens.
She/Her
Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f76ahtgafcxjbveikn3l7yeu/feed/aaac3tthxgrn6
You might remember me from that place that rhymed with shitter.
I mostly respond with gifs and pictures of my chickens.
She/Her
Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f76ahtgafcxjbveikn3l7yeu/feed/aaac3tthxgrn6
Pinned
String cheese is the sexiest of the cheeses.
It’s like you get to undress it.
It’s like you get to undress it.
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i don't mind karma because im not a horrible human being
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i don't mind karma because im not a horrible human being
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Childhood is when you dream of being an astronaut. Adulthood is when you dream of being asleep.
October 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Childhood is when you dream of being an astronaut. Adulthood is when you dream of being asleep.
My kitten insists on sneezing and sitting on my face so of course I woke up with pink eye.
October 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My kitten insists on sneezing and sitting on my face so of course I woke up with pink eye.
My kitten looks at me like I’m his whole world
October 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My kitten looks at me like I’m his whole world
I had an idea for a great joke but I’m high and the joke had to be said out loud.
October 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I had an idea for a great joke but I’m high and the joke had to be said out loud.
Getting a lot of domestic violence reels suggested to me on Facebook recently…
a man with a beard is sitting in front of a laptop with the words are we the problem written on it
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in front of a laptop with the words are we the problem written on it
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Getting a lot of domestic violence reels suggested to me on Facebook recently…
Damn I love coloring books.
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Damn I love coloring books.
Marty’s face and stance when he hears big sister Phoebe eating her food gives me the goddamn giggles
September 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Marty’s face and stance when he hears big sister Phoebe eating her food gives me the goddamn giggles
She’s a 10 but she pecks my boobs every day.
August 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
She’s a 10 but she pecks my boobs every day.
My spouse sent me this after I realized I shut the refrigerator while my kitten had been inside.
Later that day, I watched as he fell down the stairs.
Then I accidentally closed the fridge door on his head.
Marty is ok.. but…
How do orange kittens with adhd humans even make it to adulthood???
Later that day, I watched as he fell down the stairs.
Then I accidentally closed the fridge door on his head.
Marty is ok.. but…
How do orange kittens with adhd humans even make it to adulthood???
July 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My spouse sent me this after I realized I shut the refrigerator while my kitten had been inside.
Later that day, I watched as he fell down the stairs.
Then I accidentally closed the fridge door on his head.
Marty is ok.. but…
How do orange kittens with adhd humans even make it to adulthood???
Later that day, I watched as he fell down the stairs.
Then I accidentally closed the fridge door on his head.
Marty is ok.. but…
How do orange kittens with adhd humans even make it to adulthood???
Doctor: *aggressively palpating my abdomen*
Me: This reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where the doctor pushes on Homer’s belly and times how long it takes to stop jiggling…
Me: This reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where the doctor pushes on Homer’s belly and times how long it takes to stop jiggling…
July 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Doctor: *aggressively palpating my abdomen*
Me: This reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where the doctor pushes on Homer’s belly and times how long it takes to stop jiggling…
Me: This reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where the doctor pushes on Homer’s belly and times how long it takes to stop jiggling…
Why didn’t anybody warn me that kittens poop all the damn time. Sooo many turds. What else do I need to know?
July 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Why didn’t anybody warn me that kittens poop all the damn time. Sooo many turds. What else do I need to know?
I DID NOT WANT A KITTEN
July 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I DID NOT WANT A KITTEN
My 19 year old niece has a dog named Giselle.
She calls her Jizzy and Jizzball.
Discussing her dog in public is very.. hard.
She calls her Jizzy and Jizzball.
Discussing her dog in public is very.. hard.
June 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My 19 year old niece has a dog named Giselle.
She calls her Jizzy and Jizzball.
Discussing her dog in public is very.. hard.
She calls her Jizzy and Jizzball.
Discussing her dog in public is very.. hard.
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Be the change you wish to see in the world
*spontaneously combusts*
*spontaneously combusts*
May 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Be the change you wish to see in the world
*spontaneously combusts*
*spontaneously combusts*
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ME: there’s a full moon this Easter, you know what that means
THEM:
ME:
THEM: werewolf Jesus?
ME: *cocking shotgun* werewolf Jesus
THEM:
ME:
THEM: werewolf Jesus?
ME: *cocking shotgun* werewolf Jesus
April 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
ME: there’s a full moon this Easter, you know what that means
THEM:
ME:
THEM: werewolf Jesus?
ME: *cocking shotgun* werewolf Jesus
THEM:
ME:
THEM: werewolf Jesus?
ME: *cocking shotgun* werewolf Jesus
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There are people who need to live with constant drama and conflict because peace and quiet would leave them alone with the person they hate the most... themselves.
April 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
There are people who need to live with constant drama and conflict because peace and quiet would leave them alone with the person they hate the most... themselves.
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ME: What the world needs now
BURT BACHARACH: is love, sweet love
ME: *scribbling out ‘fucken pterodactyls’* Yeah, that’s probably better.
BURT BACHARACH: is love, sweet love
ME: *scribbling out ‘fucken pterodactyls’* Yeah, that’s probably better.
March 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
ME: What the world needs now
BURT BACHARACH: is love, sweet love
ME: *scribbling out ‘fucken pterodactyls’* Yeah, that’s probably better.
BURT BACHARACH: is love, sweet love
ME: *scribbling out ‘fucken pterodactyls’* Yeah, that’s probably better.
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I only cut my grass so my house looks bigger.
April 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I only cut my grass so my house looks bigger.
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so far 2025 feels like being awake during surgery
April 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
so far 2025 feels like being awake during surgery
My burp sounded like “whoop” so I finished it off with a “there it is.”
April 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My burp sounded like “whoop” so I finished it off with a “there it is.”
I like my men how I like my donuts..
sweet and dense.
sweet and dense.
April 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I like my men how I like my donuts..
sweet and dense.
sweet and dense.
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Chickens won't even cross the road anymore for fear of being detained.
April 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Chickens won't even cross the road anymore for fear of being detained.
Who has actually been cancelled?
Who has seriously never been heard from again after doing or saying something horrible or stupid as hell?
Who has seriously never been heard from again after doing or saying something horrible or stupid as hell?
March 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Who has actually been cancelled?
Who has seriously never been heard from again after doing or saying something horrible or stupid as hell?
Who has seriously never been heard from again after doing or saying something horrible or stupid as hell?