🍸 Crystal Dawn 📚 ☕️
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I would like to teleport back to the 90’s please 😭
If a man travels by himself often primarily to countries where women are largely impoverished DO NOT DATE HIM. That’s a pedophile.
December 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If a man travels by himself often primarily to countries where women are largely impoverished DO NOT DATE HIM. That’s a pedophile.
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California is strengthening security and urging heightened vigilance among faith leaders and houses of worship during the holiday season.
We're acting with urgency to ensure that every family can gather, worship, and celebrate without fear.
We're acting with urgency to ensure that every family can gather, worship, and celebrate without fear.
December 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
California is strengthening security and urging heightened vigilance among faith leaders and houses of worship during the holiday season.
We're acting with urgency to ensure that every family can gather, worship, and celebrate without fear.
We're acting with urgency to ensure that every family can gather, worship, and celebrate without fear.
Hilarious
I found out that my daughter has my wife and I saved on her phone under different names.
Wife - Creator
Me - Google
Apparently it’s been like this for the past few years.
Wife - Creator
Me - Google
Apparently it’s been like this for the past few years.
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Hilarious
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Jen and I are heartbroken by the tragic loss of Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner.
December 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Jen and I are heartbroken by the tragic loss of Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner.
I love animals 💜
I can make biscuits & look you in the eye at the same time. Nite beautiful babies. Hugs 💤💙💤
December 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I love animals 💜
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As more details emerge about this horrific shooting, my heart is with the families of the victims and the entire Stockton community. No child should ever have their life taken from them.
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
As more details emerge about this horrific shooting, my heart is with the families of the victims and the entire Stockton community. No child should ever have their life taken from them.
lol
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
lol
No thank you
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
No thank you
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There must be zero tolerance for violence — of any kind — against the brave men and women in uniform who selflessly serve our communities and our country. The shooting of National Guard members in Washington, D.C. is horrific and unacceptable.
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
There must be zero tolerance for violence — of any kind — against the brave men and women in uniform who selflessly serve our communities and our country. The shooting of National Guard members in Washington, D.C. is horrific and unacceptable.
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I've been watching Thanksgiving cooking vids and all these crazy people keep making breadcrumbs with "leftover bread".
I'm sorry...
What the FUCK is "leftover" bread??!?
I have bread and then I eat it all and then I DON'T have bread
These people are NOT eaters and thus- NOT cooks!
Crazy
#NYT
I'm sorry...
What the FUCK is "leftover" bread??!?
I have bread and then I eat it all and then I DON'T have bread
These people are NOT eaters and thus- NOT cooks!
Crazy
#NYT
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I've been watching Thanksgiving cooking vids and all these crazy people keep making breadcrumbs with "leftover bread".
I'm sorry...
What the FUCK is "leftover" bread??!?
I have bread and then I eat it all and then I DON'T have bread
These people are NOT eaters and thus- NOT cooks!
Crazy
#NYT
I'm sorry...
What the FUCK is "leftover" bread??!?
I have bread and then I eat it all and then I DON'T have bread
These people are NOT eaters and thus- NOT cooks!
Crazy
#NYT
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setting up a fish tank for my flavor blasted goldfish
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
setting up a fish tank for my flavor blasted goldfish
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attention everyone except los angeles: it’s gonna rain in la for the next few days so be prepared to hear us talk about rain. thanks we love you.
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
attention everyone except los angeles: it’s gonna rain in la for the next few days so be prepared to hear us talk about rain. thanks we love you.
I really don’t like it when that happens…
sometimes to read a book of poetry is to be reminded that another person is much funnier and better at expressing their pain than you are
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I really don’t like it when that happens…
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Goats 'delight' at #Hamilton property as they destroy invasive buckthorn one bite at a time
50 goats took only 2 days to tackle a couple of acres of dense shrubs
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
50 goats took only 2 days to tackle a couple of acres of dense shrubs
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Goats 'delight' at Hamilton property as they destroy invasive buckthorn one bite at a time | CBC News
Goats in the City arrived at the Flamborough home last week with a trailer of goats ready to bleat around the bush.
www.cbc.ca
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Goats 'delight' at #Hamilton property as they destroy invasive buckthorn one bite at a time
50 goats took only 2 days to tackle a couple of acres of dense shrubs
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
50 goats took only 2 days to tackle a couple of acres of dense shrubs
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
It’s always the small ones. I get it. I’m only 5’3 and I’m also a menace. Lol
Good morning and happy Sunday 🐴 🥰
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It’s always the small ones. I get it. I’m only 5’3 and I’m also a menace. Lol
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That lamp looks PISSED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
That lamp looks PISSED.
Lmao
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Lmao
I feel like this is how I would get kidnapped
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I feel like this is how I would get kidnapped
lol
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
lol
WTAF
Disturbing Australian survey exposes depraved truths: one in fifteen men confess they'd molest kids under fourteen if secrecy guaranteed, with one in six harboring lust for minors. #ChildAbuse
November 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
WTAF
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Billie would like to discuss the new feeding schedule. 😎
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Billie would like to discuss the new feeding schedule. 😎
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The subtle shades of autumn...
November 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The subtle shades of autumn...
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if you hit dislike on a cat photo your account should automatically explode
November 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
if you hit dislike on a cat photo your account should automatically explode