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Barron W. Tramp
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I give (snarky) updates of what goes on at our homes, mostly Melania Towers&Mom-A-Lago.
Parody acct- I have to say this because I'll probably be arrested or shot.
Please, if you think something is funny, SHARE it. We can laugh at crazy #together
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We stand with nurses, tell that POS to sit the fuck down.
You got this.💪
union power is people power is written in white on a black background
ALT: union power is people power is written in white on a black background
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
So, nobody in or out of Alabama, Louisiana, Oklahoma or Arkansas.

You got it chief!
President Donald Trump has pledged to “permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries,” in what would be a major escalation of the US government’s tough-on-immigration policy.
Trump vows to ‘permanently pause’ migration from ‘Third World countries’
U.S. president pledges to intensify crackdown after 2 National Guard members were shot in Washington.
www.politico.eu
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I post about GLP-1s not to brag or shame, but to share
If you love your body, GREAT!
If it's keeping you from living, not great

My experience may not be yours, but now you have my info and that may help your decisions moving forward

That's all🙂
Good luck to everyone!
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
After my nieces were born, I realized I had almost no Black art

We changed that years ago

Today, my SIL asked if we did it for her girls

I said I put these up because it was my own blind spot and I was wrong and I ALWAYS want your girls to feel welcome here and everywhere

And then she hugged me💙
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
As the day of gluttony wraps up, there are quite a few sites that have black Friday specials on GLP-1s

If you want to lose weight, they are a tool in the box

I'm down 40lbs

I fit in chairs

My knees don't hurt

Sex is... well, that's for the other acct!

My seat belt doesn't hurt

4yrs, not dead
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
SIL: HELP! I have to get the kids off their phones! We have to get them outside!

Me: You're texting this to me and we're sitting on the same couch.

SIL: YES! HELP!

Me: ok. I'll get them to put their shoes on.

SIL: OMG! That's going to take forever!
Fine.
Let's just watch another "Nailed It"
a man in a snl sweater says inspired by true events
ALT: a man in a snl sweater says inspired by true events
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Reposted by Barron W. Tramp
All resisters, all people who know that connecting is something they don't want us to do. We will stop connecting when the fascists are gone. I've left a lot of good people off this pack, so the re-posters of this and/or my last two posts will be vetted for tomorrow's pack:
go.bsky.app/AzicUia
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I'm thankful for all the people who check out my Bluesky account 🙂

I love being able to post ridiculously dumb stuff, ridiculously important stuff and just be ridiculous

This is also the first social media site I've ever made ACTUAL friends and not just alienated old friends, lol

💙💙💙 to everyone!
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Reposted by Barron W. Tramp
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My hus went to his MAGA FuckFace brother's for Thanksgiving

It was to see his mom- wasn't a prob-we both know his bro is a dick

But then...I got this text... and I LOST my fucking mind!

Turns out, it was his very kind sis just checking in

They LOL'D because they KNEW this would be my response 😉
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If Sarah Paulson ends up marrying Kris Kardashian, I mean, I'm kinda here for it

#KUWTK
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving dinner that Trump says is the cheapest Thanksgiving America has ever had and that the dinner is HALF of what it cost last year

Meanwhile, in REAL America... we feel the truth
a cartoon of a penguin holding money next to a fire with the word pengu on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a penguin holding money next to a fire with the word pengu on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I need my nightstand to have a small refrigerator, a small heated cake drawer and a drawer filled with organized pills

I mean, for fucks sake people, we can fake assassinate a fake president but I can't get a cool diet Sunkist and a warm brownie while taking a Xanax or two?
In bed???
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Lets focus on #2

It's easy to run on this

State that you'll push for stronger pro-union laws and protections for those unions while cutting taxes for pro-union companies and give first dibs to gov contracts to pro-union corps

See how easy that is?
How we beat back the corporate takeover of America:

1. Break up corporate monopolies

2. Continue building union power

3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics

Let’s keep working to unrig the system.
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
New friend: Are you inviting your mom over for Thanksgiving?

Me: No.She's MAGA

NF:oh, wow. That's... intense...

Husband:Ugh. Also, she's dead

NF:oh! Gotcha, well that makes-

Me: No. She's still not invited. She's MAGA
I don't fuck around with pies and MAGAS
*maybe if she changes by midterms...
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 AM
SIL: So... you guys have a drink every night?

Me: Typically, yes

SIL: but what about the morning?

Me: um... I shower and go to work..?

SIL: oh, because you don't have to get kids ready

BIL from other room: Fuuuuuuuuuuuccck.
Fuck!

Me: it's ok J, we support your choices! We 💙 U regardless!
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
This Thanksgiving don't wuss out.

Stand up for yourself

Tell MAGAS to shut up

Ask younger people how they feel about Trump making everything, especially school, more expensive

Enjoy!
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Ugh

There's nothing worse than waking up out of a deep sleep and thinking "I WANT CAKE!"

... and not having cake
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Uncle John starts his MAGA bs just as Thanksgiving dinner begins...

He gets kicked out, as he should
Two large male bull elephants got into a rarely seen tussle at a national park in South Africa while safari tour guides watched from a safe distance 😨😲
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
As we approach Thanksgiving, please remember:
Reagan
Charlie Kirk
...Trump?

Things to wish and be thankful for!
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I guess I should feel bad for reminding people that Megyn Kelly is ok with her 15 yr old daughter getting raped by Epstein and all of his friends...

But... shouldn't she feel worse?

Shouldn't all those MAGA fucks FEEL WORSE??!?

#MEGYNKELLY
#SIRIUSXM
#NYT
#EPSTEIN
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Megyn Kelly-

WEEK ONE: Worried about her 15 yr old daughter playing sports with trans kids

WEEK TWO: Super excited for her 15 yr old daughter to get fucked and railed by Epstein and Trump

Interesting gal
How To Spot BS and ACTUALLY Call It Out (with Jennifer Welch)
YouTube video by Jonathan Van Ness
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Trans
Women
Jewish
Gay
Muslim
POC
Attacks are all the same
We are one
We are each other
Criticizing a politician or government is DIFFERENT from Criticizing a group of people trying to live their lives

Politicians or gov-fine

A group of reg people? Not ok

If you don't get that... you're an idiot
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I used to show this to my advanced drama class

It's definitely the MOST WWII history they got while in school

It also taught them about lighting, camera angles and how to spot a fascist

I hope they're remembering that last lesson...
The multi Academy Award winning 🇺🇸 American romantic drama “CASABLANCA” directed by Michael Curtiz and starring Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Claude Rains, Paul Henreid and Dooley Wilson premiered at the Hollywood Theater in New York City #OnThisDay in 1942

🎬 #WarnerBros
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
The newly approved FL "Where babies come from" video.
should I do this one day
How dangerous is the Boston cop slide?

Meghan went down the slide today and got a black eye and EIGHT stitches!

🙃

📹: @meghansmyth_
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM