Parody acct- I have to say this because I'll probably be arrested or shot.
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You got this.💪
You got this.💪
You got it chief!
You got it chief!
If you love your body, GREAT!
If it's keeping you from living, not great
My experience may not be yours, but now you have my info and that may help your decisions moving forward
That's all🙂
Good luck to everyone!
If you love your body, GREAT!
If it's keeping you from living, not great
My experience may not be yours, but now you have my info and that may help your decisions moving forward
That's all🙂
Good luck to everyone!
We changed that years ago
Today, my SIL asked if we did it for her girls
I said I put these up because it was my own blind spot and I was wrong and I ALWAYS want your girls to feel welcome here and everywhere
And then she hugged me💙
We changed that years ago
Today, my SIL asked if we did it for her girls
I said I put these up because it was my own blind spot and I was wrong and I ALWAYS want your girls to feel welcome here and everywhere
And then she hugged me💙
If you want to lose weight, they are a tool in the box
I'm down 40lbs
I fit in chairs
My knees don't hurt
Sex is... well, that's for the other acct!
My seat belt doesn't hurt
4yrs, not dead
If you want to lose weight, they are a tool in the box
I'm down 40lbs
I fit in chairs
My knees don't hurt
Sex is... well, that's for the other acct!
My seat belt doesn't hurt
4yrs, not dead
Me: You're texting this to me and we're sitting on the same couch.
SIL: YES! HELP!
Me: ok. I'll get them to put their shoes on.
SIL: OMG! That's going to take forever!
Fine.
Let's just watch another "Nailed It"
Me: You're texting this to me and we're sitting on the same couch.
SIL: YES! HELP!
Me: ok. I'll get them to put their shoes on.
SIL: OMG! That's going to take forever!
Fine.
Let's just watch another "Nailed It"
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I love being able to post ridiculously dumb stuff, ridiculously important stuff and just be ridiculous
This is also the first social media site I've ever made ACTUAL friends and not just alienated old friends, lol
💙💙💙 to everyone!
I love being able to post ridiculously dumb stuff, ridiculously important stuff and just be ridiculous
This is also the first social media site I've ever made ACTUAL friends and not just alienated old friends, lol
💙💙💙 to everyone!
It was to see his mom- wasn't a prob-we both know his bro is a dick
But then...I got this text... and I LOST my fucking mind!
Turns out, it was his very kind sis just checking in
They LOL'D because they KNEW this would be my response 😉
It was to see his mom- wasn't a prob-we both know his bro is a dick
But then...I got this text... and I LOST my fucking mind!
Turns out, it was his very kind sis just checking in
They LOL'D because they KNEW this would be my response 😉
Meanwhile, in REAL America... we feel the truth
Meanwhile, in REAL America... we feel the truth
I mean, for fucks sake people, we can fake assassinate a fake president but I can't get a cool diet Sunkist and a warm brownie while taking a Xanax or two?
In bed???
I mean, for fucks sake people, we can fake assassinate a fake president but I can't get a cool diet Sunkist and a warm brownie while taking a Xanax or two?
In bed???
It's easy to run on this
State that you'll push for stronger pro-union laws and protections for those unions while cutting taxes for pro-union companies and give first dibs to gov contracts to pro-union corps
See how easy that is?
1. Break up corporate monopolies
2. Continue building union power
3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics
Let’s keep working to unrig the system.
It's easy to run on this
State that you'll push for stronger pro-union laws and protections for those unions while cutting taxes for pro-union companies and give first dibs to gov contracts to pro-union corps
See how easy that is?
Me: No.She's MAGA
NF:oh, wow. That's... intense...
Husband:Ugh. Also, she's dead
NF:oh! Gotcha, well that makes-
Me: No. She's still not invited. She's MAGA
I don't fuck around with pies and MAGAS
*maybe if she changes by midterms...
Me: No.She's MAGA
NF:oh, wow. That's... intense...
Husband:Ugh. Also, she's dead
NF:oh! Gotcha, well that makes-
Me: No. She's still not invited. She's MAGA
I don't fuck around with pies and MAGAS
*maybe if she changes by midterms...
Me: Typically, yes
SIL: but what about the morning?
Me: um... I shower and go to work..?
SIL: oh, because you don't have to get kids ready
BIL from other room: Fuuuuuuuuuuuccck.
Fuck!
Me: it's ok J, we support your choices! We 💙 U regardless!
Me: Typically, yes
SIL: but what about the morning?
Me: um... I shower and go to work..?
SIL: oh, because you don't have to get kids ready
BIL from other room: Fuuuuuuuuuuuccck.
Fuck!
Me: it's ok J, we support your choices! We 💙 U regardless!
Stand up for yourself
Tell MAGAS to shut up
Ask younger people how they feel about Trump making everything, especially school, more expensive
Enjoy!
Stand up for yourself
Tell MAGAS to shut up
Ask younger people how they feel about Trump making everything, especially school, more expensive
Enjoy!
There's nothing worse than waking up out of a deep sleep and thinking "I WANT CAKE!"
... and not having cake
There's nothing worse than waking up out of a deep sleep and thinking "I WANT CAKE!"
... and not having cake
He gets kicked out, as he should
He gets kicked out, as he should
Reagan
Charlie Kirk
...Trump?
Things to wish and be thankful for!
Reagan
Charlie Kirk
...Trump?
Things to wish and be thankful for!
But... shouldn't she feel worse?
Shouldn't all those MAGA fucks FEEL WORSE??!?
#MEGYNKELLY
#SIRIUSXM
#NYT
#EPSTEIN
But... shouldn't she feel worse?
Shouldn't all those MAGA fucks FEEL WORSE??!?
#MEGYNKELLY
#SIRIUSXM
#NYT
#EPSTEIN
WEEK ONE: Worried about her 15 yr old daughter playing sports with trans kids
WEEK TWO: Super excited for her 15 yr old daughter to get fucked and railed by Epstein and Trump
Interesting gal
WEEK ONE: Worried about her 15 yr old daughter playing sports with trans kids
WEEK TWO: Super excited for her 15 yr old daughter to get fucked and railed by Epstein and Trump
Interesting gal
Women
Jewish
Gay
Muslim
POC
Attacks are all the same
We are one
We are each other
Criticizing a politician or government is DIFFERENT from Criticizing a group of people trying to live their lives
Politicians or gov-fine
A group of reg people? Not ok
If you don't get that... you're an idiot
Women
Jewish
Gay
Muslim
POC
Attacks are all the same
We are one
We are each other
Criticizing a politician or government is DIFFERENT from Criticizing a group of people trying to live their lives
Politicians or gov-fine
A group of reg people? Not ok
If you don't get that... you're an idiot
It's definitely the MOST WWII history they got while in school
It also taught them about lighting, camera angles and how to spot a fascist
I hope they're remembering that last lesson...
🎬 #WarnerBros
It's definitely the MOST WWII history they got while in school
It also taught them about lighting, camera angles and how to spot a fascist
I hope they're remembering that last lesson...
Meghan went down the slide today and got a black eye and EIGHT stitches!
🙃
📹: @meghansmyth_