Barron W. Tramp
@barronwtramp.bsky.social
I give (snarky) updates of what goes on at our homes, mostly Melania Towers&Mom-A-Lago.
Parody acct- I have to say this because I'll probably be arrested or shot.
I'm not for everyone... but I am for you.
Parody acct- I have to say this because I'll probably be arrested or shot.
I'm not for everyone... but I am for you.
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
It's all too much
My brain is exploding
I can't take this
My brain is exploding
I can't take this
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
It's all too much
My brain is exploding
I can't take this
My brain is exploding
I can't take this
Omg! That's that peace award trophy thing!
That's what it looks like!
It's a bunch if SEVERED HANDS!
You don't even USE hands in soccer!
It's DEMENTED and scary as shit!
It's a full Arrested Development trophy!
The levels of irony know no BOUNDS with these people!
Bwahaha!
Omg. It's hideous
That's what it looks like!
It's a bunch if SEVERED HANDS!
You don't even USE hands in soccer!
It's DEMENTED and scary as shit!
It's a full Arrested Development trophy!
The levels of irony know no BOUNDS with these people!
Bwahaha!
Omg. It's hideous
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Omg! That's that peace award trophy thing!
That's what it looks like!
It's a bunch if SEVERED HANDS!
You don't even USE hands in soccer!
It's DEMENTED and scary as shit!
It's a full Arrested Development trophy!
The levels of irony know no BOUNDS with these people!
Bwahaha!
Omg. It's hideous
That's what it looks like!
It's a bunch if SEVERED HANDS!
You don't even USE hands in soccer!
It's DEMENTED and scary as shit!
It's a full Arrested Development trophy!
The levels of irony know no BOUNDS with these people!
Bwahaha!
Omg. It's hideous
What happened to her face is MAGAITIS
See, collagen likes a nice, relaxed environment
When one is around MAGAFUCKS, the collagen senses that weird animal smell and rage and MELTS off of one's face
It's well documented on FOX
It's HIGHLY contagious
Also, she keeps laughing at his tiny 🥕- MAGAITIS
See, collagen likes a nice, relaxed environment
When one is around MAGAFUCKS, the collagen senses that weird animal smell and rage and MELTS off of one's face
It's well documented on FOX
It's HIGHLY contagious
Also, she keeps laughing at his tiny 🥕- MAGAITIS
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
What happened to her face is MAGAITIS
See, collagen likes a nice, relaxed environment
When one is around MAGAFUCKS, the collagen senses that weird animal smell and rage and MELTS off of one's face
It's well documented on FOX
It's HIGHLY contagious
Also, she keeps laughing at his tiny 🥕- MAGAITIS
See, collagen likes a nice, relaxed environment
When one is around MAGAFUCKS, the collagen senses that weird animal smell and rage and MELTS off of one's face
It's well documented on FOX
It's HIGHLY contagious
Also, she keeps laughing at his tiny 🥕- MAGAITIS
Garcelle would be VERY SMART to make her next Lifetime movie:
Avi's Story: A Man Under Attack!
It's mostly Sutton yelling, trying to drive drunk and throwing plates of spaghetti at him
I'd pay to watch
#RHBH
Avi's Story: A Man Under Attack!
It's mostly Sutton yelling, trying to drive drunk and throwing plates of spaghetti at him
I'd pay to watch
#RHBH
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Garcelle would be VERY SMART to make her next Lifetime movie:
Avi's Story: A Man Under Attack!
It's mostly Sutton yelling, trying to drive drunk and throwing plates of spaghetti at him
I'd pay to watch
#RHBH
Avi's Story: A Man Under Attack!
It's mostly Sutton yelling, trying to drive drunk and throwing plates of spaghetti at him
I'd pay to watch
#RHBH
This is @sandycortez.bsky.social
She pretends to be BLUE but is really a silly MAGA twerp
Wonder why your posts get reported?
-those labels come from?
-your account is growing but then STOPS!
It's the Sandys if Bsky
I suggest blocking asap
She's probably following U now
#BLUECREW
#RESIST
She pretends to be BLUE but is really a silly MAGA twerp
Wonder why your posts get reported?
-those labels come from?
-your account is growing but then STOPS!
It's the Sandys if Bsky
I suggest blocking asap
She's probably following U now
#BLUECREW
#RESIST
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This is @sandycortez.bsky.social
She pretends to be BLUE but is really a silly MAGA twerp
Wonder why your posts get reported?
-those labels come from?
-your account is growing but then STOPS!
It's the Sandys if Bsky
I suggest blocking asap
She's probably following U now
#BLUECREW
#RESIST
She pretends to be BLUE but is really a silly MAGA twerp
Wonder why your posts get reported?
-those labels come from?
-your account is growing but then STOPS!
It's the Sandys if Bsky
I suggest blocking asap
She's probably following U now
#BLUECREW
#RESIST
My husband is very, very hot and a shockingly good provider for our life and I love him very much-
And if anyone here tells him so I'll deny it till the day I die!
But GD
He's dreamy
But shhhhhh!
And if anyone here tells him so I'll deny it till the day I die!
But GD
He's dreamy
But shhhhhh!
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 AM
My husband is very, very hot and a shockingly good provider for our life and I love him very much-
And if anyone here tells him so I'll deny it till the day I die!
But GD
He's dreamy
But shhhhhh!
And if anyone here tells him so I'll deny it till the day I die!
But GD
He's dreamy
But shhhhhh!
The Roku Channel has Scarecrow And Mrs. King AND Riptide on
Omg.
Look, they're amazing!
But this explains SOOOOO much about my early sexual experiences with men and mustaches and chest hair and dumb smirks JcPenney's underwear
I...
I never had a chance
Never
Omg.
Look, they're amazing!
But this explains SOOOOO much about my early sexual experiences with men and mustaches and chest hair and dumb smirks JcPenney's underwear
I...
I never had a chance
Never
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The Roku Channel has Scarecrow And Mrs. King AND Riptide on
Omg.
Look, they're amazing!
But this explains SOOOOO much about my early sexual experiences with men and mustaches and chest hair and dumb smirks JcPenney's underwear
I...
I never had a chance
Never
Omg.
Look, they're amazing!
But this explains SOOOOO much about my early sexual experiences with men and mustaches and chest hair and dumb smirks JcPenney's underwear
I...
I never had a chance
Never
I watch and play Jeopardy after 3 solo cup cocktails.
I dare Trump to even FIND Jeopardy on HULU
And I'm better at golf
Fuck this guy
I dare Trump to even FIND Jeopardy on HULU
And I'm better at golf
Fuck this guy
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I watch and play Jeopardy after 3 solo cup cocktails.
I dare Trump to even FIND Jeopardy on HULU
And I'm better at golf
Fuck this guy
I dare Trump to even FIND Jeopardy on HULU
And I'm better at golf
Fuck this guy
As Tesla sales continue to plummet, in the darkness of December, All Americans celebrate a new holiday called:
BURN THOSE FUCKERS OUT!
BURN THOSE FUCKERS OUT!
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
As Tesla sales continue to plummet, in the darkness of December, All Americans celebrate a new holiday called:
BURN THOSE FUCKERS OUT!
BURN THOSE FUCKERS OUT!
My husband (not that it matters, but just so ya know I'm not crazy...my husband looks at me nicely too 😉)
This is him, annoyed at me
This is him, annoyed at me
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
My husband (not that it matters, but just so ya know I'm not crazy...my husband looks at me nicely too 😉)
This is him, annoyed at me
This is him, annoyed at me
I made it Trump sized
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I made it Trump sized
I made it Trump sized
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I made it Trump sized
My sis-in-law,
who's bro is gay,
who's kids are BLACK,
who marched for the right to choose,
who hates TRUMP- came to my house eating Chick-fil-A HATE CHICKEN
She didn't know about the boycott because they're evil
Or about Target
Or about Amazon
We HAVE TO BE LOUDER!
I WILL BE LOUDER!
FUCK MAGA!
who's bro is gay,
who's kids are BLACK,
who marched for the right to choose,
who hates TRUMP- came to my house eating Chick-fil-A HATE CHICKEN
She didn't know about the boycott because they're evil
Or about Target
Or about Amazon
We HAVE TO BE LOUDER!
I WILL BE LOUDER!
FUCK MAGA!
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My sis-in-law,
who's bro is gay,
who's kids are BLACK,
who marched for the right to choose,
who hates TRUMP- came to my house eating Chick-fil-A HATE CHICKEN
She didn't know about the boycott because they're evil
Or about Target
Or about Amazon
We HAVE TO BE LOUDER!
I WILL BE LOUDER!
FUCK MAGA!
who's bro is gay,
who's kids are BLACK,
who marched for the right to choose,
who hates TRUMP- came to my house eating Chick-fil-A HATE CHICKEN
She didn't know about the boycott because they're evil
Or about Target
Or about Amazon
We HAVE TO BE LOUDER!
I WILL BE LOUDER!
FUCK MAGA!
The difference between Luigi Mangione and Pete Hegseth is...
Luigi isn't a drunk?
Luigi isn't a drunk?
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The difference between Luigi Mangione and Pete Hegseth is...
Luigi isn't a drunk?
Luigi isn't a drunk?
My hus went to his MAGA FuckFace brother's for Thanksgiving
It was to see his mom- wasn't a prob-we both know his bro is a dick
But then...I got this text... and I LOST my fucking mind!
Turns out, it was his very kind sis just checking in
They LOL'D because they KNEW this would be my response 😉
It was to see his mom- wasn't a prob-we both know his bro is a dick
But then...I got this text... and I LOST my fucking mind!
Turns out, it was his very kind sis just checking in
They LOL'D because they KNEW this would be my response 😉
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My hus went to his MAGA FuckFace brother's for Thanksgiving
It was to see his mom- wasn't a prob-we both know his bro is a dick
But then...I got this text... and I LOST my fucking mind!
Turns out, it was his very kind sis just checking in
They LOL'D because they KNEW this would be my response 😉
It was to see his mom- wasn't a prob-we both know his bro is a dick
But then...I got this text... and I LOST my fucking mind!
Turns out, it was his very kind sis just checking in
They LOL'D because they KNEW this would be my response 😉
I'm 1000000% Abby.
But also, sometimes Val.
Every now and again Karen
And, no joke, I married my husband because he wore the same underwear as Gary.
But also, sometimes Val.
Every now and again Karen
And, no joke, I married my husband because he wore the same underwear as Gary.
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I'm 1000000% Abby.
But also, sometimes Val.
Every now and again Karen
And, no joke, I married my husband because he wore the same underwear as Gary.
But also, sometimes Val.
Every now and again Karen
And, no joke, I married my husband because he wore the same underwear as Gary.
He's afraid of a bird.
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
He's afraid of a bird.
Thank you and perfect question 😛
If I had one without the kids I would post immediately! But, people be crazy
But here's the silly box!💙💙💙🦄💙
If I had one without the kids I would post immediately! But, people be crazy
But here's the silly box!💙💙💙🦄💙
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Thank you and perfect question 😛
If I had one without the kids I would post immediately! But, people be crazy
But here's the silly box!💙💙💙🦄💙
If I had one without the kids I would post immediately! But, people be crazy
But here's the silly box!💙💙💙🦄💙
This is a pic from ABC News and Getty
I, OMG, I think things are turning
No caption needed.
This turkey is done.
#FUCKMAGA
#ABCNEWS
#THANKSGIVING
I, OMG, I think things are turning
No caption needed.
This turkey is done.
#FUCKMAGA
#ABCNEWS
#THANKSGIVING
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
This is a pic from ABC News and Getty
I, OMG, I think things are turning
No caption needed.
This turkey is done.
#FUCKMAGA
#ABCNEWS
#THANKSGIVING
I, OMG, I think things are turning
No caption needed.
This turkey is done.
#FUCKMAGA
#ABCNEWS
#THANKSGIVING
If you're a progressive, don't forget:
To MAGA, YOU'RE the monster at the end of the book!
And yes bitch, you are.
BE THAT MONSTER!
Loving
Kind
Thoughtful
Be that progressive FUCKING MONSTER
Those ropes and chains and barriers-they can't hold us
We're always the last page
-and they remember😎
To MAGA, YOU'RE the monster at the end of the book!
And yes bitch, you are.
BE THAT MONSTER!
Loving
Kind
Thoughtful
Be that progressive FUCKING MONSTER
Those ropes and chains and barriers-they can't hold us
We're always the last page
-and they remember😎
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
If you're a progressive, don't forget:
To MAGA, YOU'RE the monster at the end of the book!
And yes bitch, you are.
BE THAT MONSTER!
Loving
Kind
Thoughtful
Be that progressive FUCKING MONSTER
Those ropes and chains and barriers-they can't hold us
We're always the last page
-and they remember😎
To MAGA, YOU'RE the monster at the end of the book!
And yes bitch, you are.
BE THAT MONSTER!
Loving
Kind
Thoughtful
Be that progressive FUCKING MONSTER
Those ropes and chains and barriers-they can't hold us
We're always the last page
-and they remember😎