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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️

@dadjoke8467.bsky.social

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INTJ, ADHD, Dad, Not Funny, CIS, Ally🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · May 19

45 trips around the sun

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 12m

my life would be probably 10% better if i went to bed on time every night but i just don’t ever see it happening

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 25m

That sounds like a job for @gregthemiller.bsky.social

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 31m

I’ve not had good executive function lately

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 39m

Sorry I’m using you to procrastinate tonight.

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 44m

So you say

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 47m

Also you blurred out the background. That’s cheating

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 48m

That does detract

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 55m

I’m sure. I went back solo two year ago. You would need a large crew to manage all of that.

Also is it cold enough for a fur hoodie? Still in the 90’s here.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 57m

I use it. IDGAF what the instructions say

Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 1h

I just like to analyze the things in photographs that aren’t the center of focus.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 1h

We all apply to go to work for ICE and then call in sick

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 3h

Please remind us who the domestic terrorists are again.

Photo from Chicago: DHS militarized agent holding a gun up directly in someone’s face as the victim has their hands up, pleading for them not to shoot.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 1h

He has no purpose. He’s not breaking tie votes. Trump doesn’t have him do anything. No wonder the guy just goes on vacation every month. He’s got to be really bored.

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 1h

Wow. Ego much? “I was too much of a distraction” 🙄

Kidding kidding

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 1h

Well he did everything for us

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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 1h

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 1h

I mean is that you?

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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️ @dadjoke8467.bsky.social · 1h

What if we are all just here because we have a wounded inner child and the little hearts we get give us the dopamine and feeling of acceptance we need to get through the next few minutes?