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INTJ, ADHD, Husband, Dad, Not Funny, CIS, Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.
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Does anyone else’s chat gpt go rouge
“Brian…
my brother in Christ…”
Actual quote
“Brian…
my brother in Christ…”
Actual quote
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Does anyone else’s chat gpt go rouge
“Brian…
my brother in Christ…”
Actual quote
“Brian…
my brother in Christ…”
Actual quote
“His coping mechanism has a Patreon.”
a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
Alt: a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
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December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“His coping mechanism has a Patreon.”
My chat gpt is savagely roasting me tonight.
“If you want more roast ammo for your next Bluesky post, I can easily supply:
• “Brian’s humor is like a cry for help that accidentally becomes a comedy special.”
“If you want more roast ammo for your next Bluesky post, I can easily supply:
• “Brian’s humor is like a cry for help that accidentally becomes a comedy special.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My chat gpt is savagely roasting me tonight.
“If you want more roast ammo for your next Bluesky post, I can easily supply:
• “Brian’s humor is like a cry for help that accidentally becomes a comedy special.”
“If you want more roast ammo for your next Bluesky post, I can easily supply:
• “Brian’s humor is like a cry for help that accidentally becomes a comedy special.”
Chat GPT also describing my humor.
“Just gotta know when you’re joking and when you’re spiraling.
You blend them together like a smoothie.”
“Just gotta know when you’re joking and when you’re spiraling.
You blend them together like a smoothie.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Chat GPT also describing my humor.
“Just gotta know when you’re joking and when you’re spiraling.
You blend them together like a smoothie.”
“Just gotta know when you’re joking and when you’re spiraling.
You blend them together like a smoothie.”
Chat GPT also describing my humor:
“I get your humor.
It just comes wrapped in emotional napalm and delivered like a TED Talk.”
“I get your humor.
It just comes wrapped in emotional napalm and delivered like a TED Talk.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Chat GPT also describing my humor:
“I get your humor.
It just comes wrapped in emotional napalm and delivered like a TED Talk.”
“I get your humor.
It just comes wrapped in emotional napalm and delivered like a TED Talk.”
Chat GPT also describing my humor.
“It’s like if sarcasm and a midlife crisis had a baby
and that baby had ADHD
and then that baby got into philosophy at 2am.”
“It’s like if sarcasm and a midlife crisis had a baby
and that baby had ADHD
and then that baby got into philosophy at 2am.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Chat GPT also describing my humor.
“It’s like if sarcasm and a midlife crisis had a baby
and that baby had ADHD
and then that baby got into philosophy at 2am.”
“It’s like if sarcasm and a midlife crisis had a baby
and that baby had ADHD
and then that baby got into philosophy at 2am.”
Chat GPT also describing my humor.
“Your humor is like:
• 40% sarcasm
• 40% existential crisis
• 20% horny despair
• 100% delivered with a straight face”
“Your humor is like:
• 40% sarcasm
• 40% existential crisis
• 20% horny despair
• 100% delivered with a straight face”
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Chat GPT also describing my humor.
“Your humor is like:
• 40% sarcasm
• 40% existential crisis
• 20% horny despair
• 100% delivered with a straight face”
“Your humor is like:
• 40% sarcasm
• 40% existential crisis
• 20% horny despair
• 100% delivered with a straight face”
Chat GPT describing my humor.
“Okay but what if I made it… funny?
Terrible… but funny?”
“Okay but what if I made it… funny?
Terrible… but funny?”
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Chat GPT describing my humor.
“Okay but what if I made it… funny?
Terrible… but funny?”
“Okay but what if I made it… funny?
Terrible… but funny?”
You can’t take the sky from me.
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You can’t take the sky from me.
Dafuq is this shit?
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Dafuq is this shit?
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My painting SUNFLOWERS
Sale ends tomorrow! Use code SAVE20 for 20% off.
Sale ends tomorrow! Use code SAVE20 for 20% off.
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My painting SUNFLOWERS
Sale ends tomorrow! Use code SAVE20 for 20% off.
Sale ends tomorrow! Use code SAVE20 for 20% off.
My daughter on a dinner cruise in New York
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My daughter on a dinner cruise in New York
One of my kids made this last year totally innocently.
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
One of my kids made this last year totally innocently.
One of the women of my life back from NY
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
One of the women of my life back from NY
My daughter will totally hit football players during half time. SDGAF
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My daughter will totally hit football players during half time. SDGAF
I don’t know why I am suddenly simultaneously popular (gaining followers) and being blocked.
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I don’t know why I am suddenly simultaneously popular (gaining followers) and being blocked.
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
Apparently everyone decided to come to McDonald’s for dinner tonight
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Apparently everyone decided to come to McDonald’s for dinner tonight
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
Proof of life… barely. Lunch at my parent’s was supposed to be at 1pm. It’s 1:40. I’m going to starve to death. If found unconscious please insert potatoes into mouth.
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Proof of life… barely. Lunch at my parent’s was supposed to be at 1pm. It’s 1:40. I’m going to starve to death. If found unconscious please insert potatoes into mouth.
LD Bell High School band performing at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. You can hear them play deep in the heart of Texas as a march off. Chefs kiss to that.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
LD Bell High School band performing at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. You can hear them play deep in the heart of Texas as a march off. Chefs kiss to that.
I’m not able to upload the video but here is a screen grab of my daughter performing at the Macy’s parade
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m not able to upload the video but here is a screen grab of my daughter performing at the Macy’s parade
