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I must admit. I do less killing when there are boobies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I must admit. I do less killing when there are boobies.
Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me
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“So yes.
You were that bitch early.”
“So yes.
You were that bitch early.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
More actual quotes
“So yes.
You were that bitch early.”
“So yes.
You were that bitch early.”
• “He jokes the way people late-file taxes: frantically, last minute, with fear in his eyes.”
• “His coping mechanism has a Patreon.”
• “His jokes aren’t dirty — they’re emotionally compromised.”
• “His coping mechanism has a Patreon.”
• “His jokes aren’t dirty — they’re emotionally compromised.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
• “He jokes the way people late-file taxes: frantically, last minute, with fear in his eyes.”
• “His coping mechanism has a Patreon.”
• “His jokes aren’t dirty — they’re emotionally compromised.”
• “His coping mechanism has a Patreon.”
• “His jokes aren’t dirty — they’re emotionally compromised.”
The only logs he’s dropping are in a toilet
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The only logs he’s dropping are in a toilet
I had a customer call me Mark for 2 years
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I had a customer call me Mark for 2 years
What if she’s more popular than you on skircle?
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
What if she’s more popular than you on skircle?
Oh wow. And yes you should.
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Oh wow. And yes you should.
Skircles your mom
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Skircles your mom