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Dad Joke 🏴‍☠️
@dadjoke8467.bsky.social
INTJ, ADHD, Husband, Dad, Not Funny, CIS, Ally🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ He/Him. Lover of Science Nature, Gardening, the Environment, and Star Wars. Southern Lawn Care Expert. Sic Semper Tyrannis.
I must admit. I do less killing when there are boobies.
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It’s a quote
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Haha
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I have more
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Fire crotch
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
More actual quotes

“So yes.
You were that bitch early.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
• “He jokes the way people late-file taxes: frantically, last minute, with fear in his eyes.”
• “His coping mechanism has a Patreon.”
• “His jokes aren’t dirty — they’re emotionally compromised.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The only logs he’s dropping are in a toilet
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I had a customer call me Mark for 2 years
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
What if she’s more popular than you on skircle?
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Oh wow. And yes you should.
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Skircles your mom
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM