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Ankle Megami Tensei
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Atheist Jew and alleged commie. Video game enthusiast. Renowned curmudgeon and picker of nits. He / him / "hey ugly".
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I was there this lady (I guess also running in this district) really thought she was doing something and everyone in the room was like “uhhhh…”

She handed Kat a bottle of Trump cologne (???) to wear in jail (?????).

She didn’t think the bit through. Mandatory improv class for all Republicans. 2/10
An unhinged Republican just tried to ambush me with holy water?? Bc I am “demonic” and “possessed”?????

So that video will also be on stream tonight lmao
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November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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SOMEONE: Fuck you!

BOVINO: That’s not very nice.

THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
Bovino is taking part in CBP detentions in Charlotte. dickfc_w_l on TikTok.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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September 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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“straight up giving the president a bar of gold” is where we’re at now on the “corruption isn’t real” scale

good work, John Roberts
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.

How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.

www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I feel like what this boils down to is that Nintendo used an English phrase 40 years ago that they didn't understand and nobody bothered to correct them until it was far too late

Unless she's ALSO described as a bounty hunter in Japanese, in which case I don't know what the fuck they were on
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”

Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”

www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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"All of these efforts are aimed at placing our company in the best competitive position possible to pursue what we continue to believe are unprecedented growth opportunities,"
Private prison companies are profiting enormously off this human misery—and they couldn’t be more thrilled:

prismreports.org/2025/10/23/p...
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This is tangential but I recognize the kata she's doing; I forget the name but it's one of the last ones I learned when I took karate as a kid

I don't really have a point, I just thought that was neat
PTA shut down production and ballooned the budget on this movie so he could cast Benicio del Toro, and the very first shot of him instantly proves it was worth it
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Lol this guy looks like he'd be a one-off character in a Yakuza sidequest who you'd have to help find his Roomba or something
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I haven't read Lolita but I wonder if Garcia Marquez ever said anything like this about Love in the Time of Cholera

It'd be a lot harder to justify because that book is told by a third-person omniscient narrator, not the protagonist
People have been misinterpreting Lolita since it came out and Nabokov was like "you're absolutely wrong; I wrote this to create a trap that you fell into and you should reflect on why you were so gullible about a monster."
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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i swear to god in 15 years the rest of the world is going to look at the US like it's some backwards mountain kingdom still using mule-powered looms
I'm kind of baffled how the "moderates" have apparently all decided to turn against climate policy at once, just as China reaches green electrostate liftoff mode. I thought these people were all about National Greatness and making Hard Choices
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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“The prohibited activities would include joint research, co-authorship on papers, and advising a foreign graduate student or postdoctoral fellow. The language is retroactive, meaning any interactions during the previous 5 years could make a scientist ineligible for future federal funding.”
U.S. Congress considers sweeping ban on Chinese collaborations
Researchers speak out against proposal that would bar funding for U.S. scientists working with Chinese partners or training Chinese students
www.science.org
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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commission for @donkolonko.bsky.social !!
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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petro is so beast
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Watching Children of the Whales

I'm on the third episode and I'm bugged by a few things, but the biggest is probably just a personal peeve of mine:

They keep calling the girl from the other island "Lykos" even though she told them that's not her name

Though admittedly she hasn't given them a name
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.

Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.

Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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A middle school boy created deepfake AI CSAM of his fellow classmate, a 13 year old girl. The girl pleaded with the school but they did nothing and instead put her on a bus with the perpetrator. She ended up hitting him and was expelled but nothing happened to the boy.

www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
Girl, 13, expelled for hitting classmate who made a deepfake porn image of her, lawyers say
A 13-year-old student was expelled from a Louisiana middle school after hitting a male classmate who she said created and shared a deepfake pornographic image of her, according to her family’s lawyers...
www.wsaw.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is apropos of nothing but: am i crazy or were music videos in the oughts just *obsessed* with using terrible CGI
The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by OffspringVEVO
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
watching a playthrough of VtM: Bloodlines and they got to Zulo Shape, which if I remember right is the boss that popped me in the air at the beginning of the fight, making me land on a platform that neither he nor I could otherwise reach

I spent the entire boss fight up there taking potshots at him
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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This is far worse than anyone expected.

Trump's HUD plan would cut *two-thirds* of permanent housing and push as many as 170,000 formerly homeless people back onto the street—redirecting funds to work mandates, forced treatment, and encampment sweeps.

All as mass internment camps are being built.
Trump Administration to Drastically Cut Housing Grants
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Re LRT

It's funny to think that the downfall (or at least a significant blow) to MAGA might be true-believers like Mace and Greene and Boebert becoming disillusioned with the increasingly impossible to ignore fact that Trump is exactly the kind of evil they believed the left to be
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM