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Taka Hanazawa 🎄🎁
@takahanazawa.bsky.social
花沢 鷹

Terminally Online Leftist Queer Stoner Boy down in New Orleans. 130,446th Dumbest BlueSky User. 30 or 40 years old.

I make porn!

"I'm so sexy and normal."

頑張り屋で真面目くん
He/Him
18+/18禁

https://beacons.ai/takahanazawa
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abba youtube comments go hard
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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I’m sorry are we supposed to be doing CrossFit at the airport where we are all legally mandated to be wearing formal attire now
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Uh. Guys, the bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
We returned again to the Salvage Store.

this trip was not quite as magical but we did still get some good deals and see some weird products

Mostly just this amazing unnecessary product tie in and this Extremely funny snackfood
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
maybe I should write a guide to cooking beans thread?

I post about beans a lot on here because I eat them all the time because they're extremely good for you and cheap and kind of easy to make taste good once you understand the handful of basic principles???

idk
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
lentil time 💕
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
lentil time 💕
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
ok it was a pretty small haul this time around but it was good.

First up: This excellent lunchbox style dinosaur tin with a cool dinosaur on the front and which now houses my sewing stuff (previously without a good home)
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
do you guys want to see my thrift store haul
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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i have updated my throne wishlist. for safety.
December 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
makin dal
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Sexy lil sus stream in a creepy ass motel. 💕

www.twitch.tv/maisielynnie
maisielynnie - Twitch
The gal your dad tells you not to worry about ;)
www.twitch.tv
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I've been walking around my house for the last, no exaggeration, 10 minutes, looking for my shirt which at some point today I took off and placed somewhere without recording a single memory of the event.
a poster that says how did this happen with a globe in the background
Alt: a poster that says how did this happen with a globe in the background
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I was just the other day wondering whether something like this existed! Nice.
NEW — I put together a list of independent journalism subscriptions that would make great holiday gifts. From music to politics, astronomy to alcohol, tech to social justice, there’s something for [almost] everyone. Support indie media *and* surprise and delight your loved ones!

My guide:
Giving the gift of independent journalism: a guide
The Handbasket has subscription suggestions for almost everyone on your list.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
periodic reminder that im pretty
December 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I will do literally anything a sufficiently pretty woman asks me to
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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q is right, and everyone arguing with her is wrong. Here's why.

Rice provides about 20% of all the calories eaten by humans globally.

Fortifying rice involves adding nutrients (iron, folic acid, vitamins A&B) to address nutritional insufficiency.

But there are 2+ methods for fortifying!
a bunch of white Americans argued that you shouldn’t wash your rice because it “washes off the vitamins” and my response to that is, what if you ate more vegetables and/or took a multivitamin so you didn’t have to eat gummy mushy rice?
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Everything is awful!

*But it would be worse if I relapsed.*

This is my thought for the day, you can have it as yours for FREE if that's helpful to you.
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Have you learned nothing from The Wrong Trousers
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Refill my balance to receive a fairy blessing. Otherwise, you can start wishing everyone a hoppy holidays! 🐸

mintstars.com/tip/lailadel...
A Hairy Fairy may look sweet but if you don't give them tribute they will turn you into a toad!
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I hate how bad search functions are getting.

it's fully on purpose too. the end goal is for you to never ever see a piece of content that wasn't served to you by an algorithm
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
you drink coffee because you are sleepy.

I drink coffee because I am cold.

we are not the same
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM