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Taka Hanazawa 🎄🎁

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Terminally Online Leftist Queer Stoner Boy down in New Orleans. 130,446th Dumbest BlueSky User. 30 or 40 years old.

I make porn!

"I'm so sexy and normal."

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Taka Hanazawa 🎄🎁

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HANK WILLIAMS MENTIONED

The album cover for Move it on Over by Hank Williams

December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM

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oh, and a package of beef bacon, a product I have never before encountered, and which the packaging helpfully clarifies as being "cured beef plates"

a picture of the packaging which sure enough reads Godshall's
beef bacon cured beef plates

December 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM

Taka Hanazawa 🎄🎁

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We returned again to the Salvage Store.

this trip was not quite as magical but we did still get some good deals and see some weird products

Mostly just this amazing unnecessary product tie in and this Extremely funny snackfood

a box of Betty crocker bridgerton cream puff kit

which I guess is just a little baking kit that includes piping bags parchment paper and a pre-made cream puff mix

Apple jacks glazed is genius do nut miss

December 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM

Taka Hanazawa 🎄🎁

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lentil time 💕

a clear plastic resealable food container containing green dal and a spoon

December 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM

Taka Hanazawa 🎄🎁

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lentil time 💕

December 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM

Taka Hanazawa 🎄🎁

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OH and bonus entry

this EXTREMELY fucked up looking quarter

the close up of a very fucked up looking quarter. the edges are extremely worn down and jagged. it is obviously deformed. the face is extremely smooth and almost all the details are gone except some letters of the word Liberty can still be seen, George Washington's general head and hair outline are still visible as well as the numbers 97 and half of what is probably an 8

the back. from this side to the quarter looks like the edges were caught under some sort of heavy pressure that made the metal get all compressed or folded over a little bit. or maybe that it was melted around the edges for some reason?

the center details on this one are preserved better and you can see most of the eagle and still make out the feathering on the wings

Taka Hanazawa 7:24 PM

hey bro look at this fucked up quarter I got today

my lord

hat has that quar

Taka Hanazawa

right like was it in a factory fire or something is it from the year 978

this quarter is a ROUGH looking 47

as it in the pocket of a cartoon that got crushed by an anvil

Hanazaw

hahaha

did this quarter drink from the False Grail

hahaha

does this quarter have a shellfish allergy

НАНА

it looks like someone put it in a rock tumbli this quarter saved Teddy Roosevelt's life

hahaa

December 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM

Taka Hanazawa 🎄🎁

@takahanazawa.bsky.social

Ok and Last and Best:

This ridiculous and very cute bear hood?????

a photograph of a brown fleece Hood. like it's just a hood it's a hat that goes all the way down.

it is brown like teddy bear for and it features a sewn in face mask that has a teddy bear face on it

December 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM

Taka Hanazawa 🎄🎁

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Next up: this incredible 15" Addams Family Souvenir Plate which originally retailed for $12.99 according to the sticker on the back but I got for $2

I'm not sure exactly what I'm going to do with this but I have a lot of empty walls and it might just become a piece of wall art.

a large black plastic plate which features a printed on image of a cast photo of the original Addams Family from the 1960s

December 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM

Taka Hanazawa 🎄🎁

@takahanazawa.bsky.social

ok it was a pretty small haul this time around but it was good.

First up: This excellent lunchbox style dinosaur tin with a cool dinosaur on the front and which now houses my sewing stuff (previously without a good home)