in the movie I'm imagining at some point he gets into yamcha

seriously it feels like it couldn't have taken more than a couple of hops to get into a person

it would have actually been a really cool movie! show him surviving and transferring himself into stronger animals until he finally starts transferring himself into people on earth and it's this mad race to find him but you don't know who he is he could be anyone

oh that stuff is the best.

I looked at his campaign website and I actually feel a little bit bad for how hard I laughed.

feels like I'm punching down

ok so hes just LIKE that

www.maxriceforcongress.com

like, my handwriting is bad and I do that sort of thing from time to time, but holy shit dude

like it wasn't beat up but it wasn't MINT either

yeah if I'm being real it was old enough and not in pristine condition that it was probably someone's dad's midlife crisis car or something

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