Brian Spinetti 🧙♂️✨
@spinyeti.yeticave.org
he/him▪️Running & playing tabletop games▪️Polyamorous▪️Forever inspired by the creativity of others▪️🐘 @[email protected]
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I am rapidly accelerating the rate I accumulate esoteric hobbies and highly specialized knowledge of questionable practicality--my current trajectory puts me a few short years from Full Time Wizard, which isn't exactly a family supporting career choice these days...
I must ponder on this at my orb.
I must ponder on this at my orb.
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two days ago, the WSJ described young people as "splurging on" rotisserie chicken, the $6 item that, by weight, is the cheapest meat at the grocery store. the ruling class tells each other with increasing desperation that we deserve what they're doing to us
February 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
two days ago, the WSJ described young people as "splurging on" rotisserie chicken, the $6 item that, by weight, is the cheapest meat at the grocery store. the ruling class tells each other with increasing desperation that we deserve what they're doing to us
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We've funded! Now we're on to our first stretch goal - trading cards! Adding these to the campaign will help us attain our other, more philanthropic goals, like library copies of Legends & Icons, and helping Minnesota.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/coy...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/coy...
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
We've funded! Now we're on to our first stretch goal - trading cards! Adding these to the campaign will help us attain our other, more philanthropic goals, like library copies of Legends & Icons, and helping Minnesota.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/coy...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/coy...
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New Troika Initiative Cards are coming soon:
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
Sign up to the campaign, make us look good, keep updated on progress!
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
Sign up to the campaign, make us look good, keep updated on progress!
Get Ready for TROIKA! Playing Cards & Initiative Deck
From Melsonian Arts Council - Get Ready for TROIKA! Playing Cards & Initiative Deck
www.backerkit.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
New Troika Initiative Cards are coming soon:
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
Sign up to the campaign, make us look good, keep updated on progress!
www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
Sign up to the campaign, make us look good, keep updated on progress!
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Devotion
Acrylic on board
Acrylic on board
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Devotion
Acrylic on board
Acrylic on board
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saw someone (who should know better) suggest anyone in the US who isn't leaving is part of the problem so let me be very fucking clear
not everyone can AFFORD to leave
not everyone is ALLOWED to leave
some may choose to stay to attempt to HELP and fight for those in the first two positions
not everyone can AFFORD to leave
not everyone is ALLOWED to leave
some may choose to stay to attempt to HELP and fight for those in the first two positions
January 29, 2026 at 6:52 PM
saw someone (who should know better) suggest anyone in the US who isn't leaving is part of the problem so let me be very fucking clear
not everyone can AFFORD to leave
not everyone is ALLOWED to leave
some may choose to stay to attempt to HELP and fight for those in the first two positions
not everyone can AFFORD to leave
not everyone is ALLOWED to leave
some may choose to stay to attempt to HELP and fight for those in the first two positions
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I just released updated files (with some typo fixes) and a new Obsidian Vault (thanks to @personable.bsky.social!!) for Shrines of the Lower Ossuary. If you previously purchased this dungeon (or even just got the free version), the new files are ready for you to download from Itch!
Updated files (typo fixes) and new Obsidian Vault
We have just released an updated version of Shrines of the Lower Ossuary with minor typo fixes. This includes adding the missing Health/Defense for the Clown Queen (whoops!). If you previously purchas...
riseupcomus.itch.io
January 29, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I just released updated files (with some typo fixes) and a new Obsidian Vault (thanks to @personable.bsky.social!!) for Shrines of the Lower Ossuary. If you previously purchased this dungeon (or even just got the free version), the new files are ready for you to download from Itch!
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“are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” has been knocking around my head all day
one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
January 28, 2026 at 10:38 PM
“are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” has been knocking around my head all day
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We stand in solidarity with the Brazilian coffee workers who are occupying São Paulo's largest Starbucks location to demand an end to alleged forced labor conditions on farms supplying the company.
January 26, 2026 at 10:34 PM
We stand in solidarity with the Brazilian coffee workers who are occupying São Paulo's largest Starbucks location to demand an end to alleged forced labor conditions on farms supplying the company.
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Police do not have a legal responsibility to protect the public. This was established in Town of Castle Rock v. Gonzales (2005). Given this, and the tremendous harm they do every day, what possible argument could one give for not abolishing the institution of policing entirely?
January 22, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Police do not have a legal responsibility to protect the public. This was established in Town of Castle Rock v. Gonzales (2005). Given this, and the tremendous harm they do every day, what possible argument could one give for not abolishing the institution of policing entirely?
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Oh man, it's time for some drama necromancy! I remember *all* of this, and even had some small part to play.
Satine is counting on you forgetting...so don't.
youtu.be/zf02fcp6ybg?...
Satine is counting on you forgetting...so don't.
youtu.be/zf02fcp6ybg?...
Satine Phoenix: D&D’s Most Toxic Celebrity is BACK
YouTube video by Crispy's Tavern: Tales and Tea
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Oh man, it's time for some drama necromancy! I remember *all* of this, and even had some small part to play.
Satine is counting on you forgetting...so don't.
youtu.be/zf02fcp6ybg?...
Satine is counting on you forgetting...so don't.
youtu.be/zf02fcp6ybg?...
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I encourage people to take sanity breaks. Stay engaged, but don’t let it consume you.
Go on walks. Read a book. Intentionally do *something* that makes you happy and unplug from the shitshow for a day or two - it’ll still be here when you get back.
Go on walks. Read a book. Intentionally do *something* that makes you happy and unplug from the shitshow for a day or two - it’ll still be here when you get back.
January 17, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I encourage people to take sanity breaks. Stay engaged, but don’t let it consume you.
Go on walks. Read a book. Intentionally do *something* that makes you happy and unplug from the shitshow for a day or two - it’ll still be here when you get back.
Go on walks. Read a book. Intentionally do *something* that makes you happy and unplug from the shitshow for a day or two - it’ll still be here when you get back.
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[very quietly, almost inaudible] snelm
January 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
[very quietly, almost inaudible] snelm
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If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed 👏👏
if he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he wants you to repeat it
Where the chat room won't delete it
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed 👏👏
if he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he wants you to repeat it
Where the chat room won't delete it
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed 👏👏
November 23, 2024 at 5:37 AM
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed 👏👏
if he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he wants you to repeat it
Where the chat room won't delete it
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed 👏👏
if he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he wants you to repeat it
Where the chat room won't delete it
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed 👏👏
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Your regular reminder to put your RPG character in a hat. No. A BIGGER hat.
January 14, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Your regular reminder to put your RPG character in a hat. No. A BIGGER hat.
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And if you wanted rules for your hats...
+1 to your base stat for wearing an appropriate hat, e.g., bear-skin cap grants +1 Str, cocky little fez grants +1 Int, etc.
“Oh crap, my hat!” replaces the “Shields will be Splintered” house rule.
wampuscountry.blogspot.com/2012/03/enti...
+1 to your base stat for wearing an appropriate hat, e.g., bear-skin cap grants +1 Str, cocky little fez grants +1 Int, etc.
“Oh crap, my hat!” replaces the “Shields will be Splintered” house rule.
wampuscountry.blogspot.com/2012/03/enti...
January 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
And if you wanted rules for your hats...
+1 to your base stat for wearing an appropriate hat, e.g., bear-skin cap grants +1 Str, cocky little fez grants +1 Int, etc.
“Oh crap, my hat!” replaces the “Shields will be Splintered” house rule.
wampuscountry.blogspot.com/2012/03/enti...
+1 to your base stat for wearing an appropriate hat, e.g., bear-skin cap grants +1 Str, cocky little fez grants +1 Int, etc.
“Oh crap, my hat!” replaces the “Shields will be Splintered” house rule.
wampuscountry.blogspot.com/2012/03/enti...
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The antidote to both apathy and despair is action. Doing anything is better than nothing. You’ve got this.
January 8, 2026 at 11:17 AM
The antidote to both apathy and despair is action. Doing anything is better than nothing. You’ve got this.
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Be helpful if you can.
Be prickly when you have to.
Be someone's light in the darkness.
Be the reason a forest is considered haunted.
But most of all, be kind and stay weird.
Be prickly when you have to.
Be someone's light in the darkness.
Be the reason a forest is considered haunted.
But most of all, be kind and stay weird.
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Be helpful if you can.
Be prickly when you have to.
Be someone's light in the darkness.
Be the reason a forest is considered haunted.
But most of all, be kind and stay weird.
Be prickly when you have to.
Be someone's light in the darkness.
Be the reason a forest is considered haunted.
But most of all, be kind and stay weird.
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Let's talk about generative AI, contaminated information, and rhubarb.
Once upon a time, Europe was at war.
Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
Once upon a time, Europe was at war.
Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Let's talk about generative AI, contaminated information, and rhubarb.
Once upon a time, Europe was at war.
Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
Once upon a time, Europe was at war.
Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
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Anyone who says money can’t buy you happiness has never lived a life such that approximately £1200 would fix 90% of your current worries
January 5, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Anyone who says money can’t buy you happiness has never lived a life such that approximately £1200 would fix 90% of your current worries
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53 DAYS INTO THE LONGEST NATIONAL ULP STRIKE IN STARBUCKS' HISTORY! 🔥
Remind your friends and family: Don't buy Starbucks for the duration of our strike!
bsky.app/profile/sbwo...
Remind your friends and family: Don't buy Starbucks for the duration of our strike!
bsky.app/profile/sbwo...
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
January 4, 2026 at 10:55 PM
53 DAYS INTO THE LONGEST NATIONAL ULP STRIKE IN STARBUCKS' HISTORY! 🔥
Remind your friends and family: Don't buy Starbucks for the duration of our strike!
bsky.app/profile/sbwo...
Remind your friends and family: Don't buy Starbucks for the duration of our strike!
bsky.app/profile/sbwo...
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nobody cool is spending money in 2026. we're walking in the woods, playing games outside, playing games inside, reading books from the library, pirating movies and shows, going to the park, walking around town, ripping movies from library DVDs and uploading to torrent sites,
January 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
nobody cool is spending money in 2026. we're walking in the woods, playing games outside, playing games inside, reading books from the library, pirating movies and shows, going to the park, walking around town, ripping movies from library DVDs and uploading to torrent sites,
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Time to log in and read the thoughts of people I've chosen to follow and, curiously, the thoughts of people I was specifically trying to avoid
July 24, 2023 at 1:15 AM
Time to log in and read the thoughts of people I've chosen to follow and, curiously, the thoughts of people I was specifically trying to avoid
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Just in time for Jewish Christmas, we have a new TTRPG 🎲: The Vatican Stole the Menorah and We're Going to Steal it Back!
TVSTMAWGTSIB is a dreidel-powered heist TTRPG about reclaiming the Temple menorah from the Vatican. Itchfunding a print run till Jan 1! 📆
🔗: jumpgategames.itch.io/tvstmawgtsib
TVSTMAWGTSIB is a dreidel-powered heist TTRPG about reclaiming the Temple menorah from the Vatican. Itchfunding a print run till Jan 1! 📆
🔗: jumpgategames.itch.io/tvstmawgtsib
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Just in time for Jewish Christmas, we have a new TTRPG 🎲: The Vatican Stole the Menorah and We're Going to Steal it Back!
TVSTMAWGTSIB is a dreidel-powered heist TTRPG about reclaiming the Temple menorah from the Vatican. Itchfunding a print run till Jan 1! 📆
🔗: jumpgategames.itch.io/tvstmawgtsib
TVSTMAWGTSIB is a dreidel-powered heist TTRPG about reclaiming the Temple menorah from the Vatican. Itchfunding a print run till Jan 1! 📆
🔗: jumpgategames.itch.io/tvstmawgtsib
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[gonzo voice] and the Grink, who was NOT there,
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
[gonzo voice] and the Grink, who was NOT there,