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Tintin Quanticino
@saulrosenbear.bsky.social
some guy on the internet
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pardon us stranger, but this is a Hats-only bar
making everyone around me clap simultaneously when I fuck up so I know to edit it out of my memory later
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
[calculating the distance between me and where DELIVERANCE was filmed] uh oh
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
do NOT trust this man, he is NOT a doctor
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
new DC villain just dropped
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I do not think this rural thrift store understands their own sign
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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is bugonia an acceptable post- holiday meal movie to watch with your parents bc that’s what me and Dan are doing rn
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
fled to the basement to watch GET SHORTY
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
“Hardscrabble Road” is a bit too on the nose
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
watching a bad Spaghetti Western in the traditional manner: via some weird channel in a cabin that is showing a damaged print
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
did I get hit on the head
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Miller Lite: ‘The Urbana of Beers’
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
someone in this house balked at leaving mid-morning for our trip; said person is still asleep at 10am
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
the night before leaving on vacation is not a good time to learn you have no clean underwear
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Gonzo: and scrooge comes around that corner

Scrooge: appears

City:

🎶there goes Mister bastard🎶

🎶there goes Mister ratfuck the worse asshole ever known 🎶
Watching Muppet Christmas Carol rn
December 8, 2024 at 7:07 PM
proto-food blogger energy here
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
how much soap could be left, he mused, before setting the rinse cycle for a third time
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
brain entirely dead at this point
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
people who think consumer preferences are a substitute for personality
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
@barefootjim.bsky.social just googled a band and a Certain Songs entry was the first result
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
telling people that this is the Guggenheim
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
it feels like 90% of pundits’ research topic is just ‘Why I Was Right (They Didn’t Believe Me)’
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
started watching THE WEIGHT OF WATER, a film that (almost) doesn’t exist. Lionsgate sat on it for two years and gave it a token US release before putting it out on DVD 3 months later.
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
oh they folded Endless Mode into the A.V. Club; not surprising
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM