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· Nov 17
this is an intrusive thought i had, please do not mistake it for a deeply held belief
oh yeah hey happy thanksgiving and all that
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh yeah hey happy thanksgiving and all that
26% is crazy dawg lol
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
26% is crazy dawg lol
i do just kinda think basketball is cool and neat
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i do just kinda think basketball is cool and neat
i think the rudy gobert trade was an all-in trade with a ~2 year window and we are currently living through the awkward roster construction that comes in the time after an all-in trade
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i think the rudy gobert trade was an all-in trade with a ~2 year window and we are currently living through the awkward roster construction that comes in the time after an all-in trade
no idea what to expect in the celtics game on saturday. truly any outcome would not surprise me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
no idea what to expect in the celtics game on saturday. truly any outcome would not surprise me.
always a tough night when your team gets eliminated from nba cup contention. kinda hard to see the point of playing any more this season.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
always a tough night when your team gets eliminated from nba cup contention. kinda hard to see the point of playing any more this season.
believe it or not out of the last 3 games this is far and away the ending that is the least frustrating lol
If I were a Timberwolves fan, these last few minutes would drive me absolutely nuts
I would simply not miss both free throws when there's a minute left and you're behind by two
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
believe it or not out of the last 3 games this is far and away the ending that is the least frustrating lol
donte should where a shock collar that goes off when he enters the restricted area imo
Donte should not be allowed to attempt layups in clutch time.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
donte should where a shock collar that goes off when he enters the restricted area imo
it feels dumb to say this but i think you gotta win the game against the thunder where you're gonna shoot 17-35 from three and also get 35 free throws. blech.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
it feels dumb to say this but i think you gotta win the game against the thunder where you're gonna shoot 17-35 from three and also get 35 free throws. blech.
well, it's kind of cool that i get to be annoyed that missed free throws were the deciding factor against the best team in the league? that's kind of neat i guess. not what i expected coming into tonight.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
well, it's kind of cool that i get to be annoyed that missed free throws were the deciding factor against the best team in the league? that's kind of neat i guess. not what i expected coming into tonight.
it's like the 4th quarter clock is counting down the number of brain cells the wolves have left
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
it's like the 4th quarter clock is counting down the number of brain cells the wolves have left
credit to the wolves, i think that they are confusing
yeah my big fear is that "confusing" is aspirational for this team at the moment.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
credit to the wolves, i think that they are confusing
i truly don't know what's going to happen here. the wolves could win or lose. that's pretty incredible!
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i truly don't know what's going to happen here. the wolves could win or lose. that's pretty incredible!
it's just so annoying that shai is so damn talented and yet still plays basketball like someone who wouldn't get invited back to your pick up games because they are being obnoxious. unethical really is the way to describe it imo
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
it's just so annoying that shai is so damn talented and yet still plays basketball like someone who wouldn't get invited back to your pick up games because they are being obnoxious. unethical really is the way to describe it imo
drives me nuts that doris burke keeps calling him "anthony'
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
drives me nuts that doris burke keeps calling him "anthony'
hang the "made shai play in the 4th" banner imo
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
hang the "made shai play in the 4th" banner imo
wait people are mad about that flagrant call? flagrant calls don't get more obvious than that one that's a dumbass play from rudy cmon lol
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
wait people are mad about that flagrant call? flagrant calls don't get more obvious than that one that's a dumbass play from rudy cmon lol
this is definitely a flagrant but they fucked up the earlier one so should let this go as a wash
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
this is definitely a flagrant but they fucked up the earlier one so should let this go as a wash
the solution to the wolves woes this year is for TJ shannon to become the 6th man of the year
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
the solution to the wolves woes this year is for TJ shannon to become the 6th man of the year
wolves are really digging deep here. allowing myself for the first time to believe they genuinely can win this
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
wolves are really digging deep here. allowing myself for the first time to believe they genuinely can win this
lol
Entering this timeout, Jaden McDaniels got a technical for throwing the ball sky high and it landing in the stands.
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
lol
i hope i'm wrong but this feels like one of those stretches where the thunder are getting lax while the wolves are giving everything they had in a way that doesn't feel sustainable the whole game.
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i hope i'm wrong but this feels like one of those stretches where the thunder are getting lax while the wolves are giving everything they had in a way that doesn't feel sustainable the whole game.
i really don't like that i'm saying this but i think maybe the timberwolves should push it in transition less lol
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i really don't like that i'm saying this but i think maybe the timberwolves should push it in transition less lol
TJ shannon is the only player in the league who is at his best against the thunder lol
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
TJ shannon is the only player in the league who is at his best against the thunder lol
i get the criticism that it can really feel like finch doesn't develop players well but i feel like 60% of the time dilly is in the game he does something within the first 2 minutes that i feel like finch has almost certainly explicitly told him not to do.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
i get the criticism that it can really feel like finch doesn't develop players well but i feel like 60% of the time dilly is in the game he does something within the first 2 minutes that i feel like finch has almost certainly explicitly told him not to do.