functional moron
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this is an intrusive thought i had, please do not mistake it for a deeply held belief
fiveburger.bsky.social
it is so important to Exist
fiveburger.bsky.social
i am grateful to have cultivated a good group of friends who seem to value true human connection and existing in reality. kinda think that’s gonna get rarer and rarer in the next few decades.
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fiveburger.bsky.social
me before i get high: there is a deep moral sickness in this country that feels both inevitable and unfixable.

me after i get high: they should invent some new colors
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richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
fiveburger.bsky.social
oh so it’s gonna get wild
fiveburger.bsky.social
it’s like i don’t even realize im gonna die one day??
fiveburger.bsky.social
why did i check my email at 9:50 pm on a saturday???
fiveburger.bsky.social
well everything may be bad but at least that includes michigan football
fiveburger.bsky.social
it drives me nuts that things like social support system and housing and poverty reduction do not get the “tough on crime” label even though they are the single best preventative measures out there
fiveburger.bsky.social
what the fuck is wrong with you
fiveburger.bsky.social
i am not pretending like ICE is not a massive escalation, but i think a lot of liberals horrified by ICE’s actions should take some time to think about how the demand for unconditional increases to funding police agencies that violate the law every day paved the way for this
fiveburger.bsky.social
the way ice is doing this is absolutely fucking horrifying and i’m also going to use it as a jumping off point to say that your local police force almost certainly arrests people on baseless charges that end up getting dismissed all the time.
jakemgrumbach.bsky.social
The ease with which officials lie in 2025 is honestly terrifying
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She was arrested for throwing objects at law enforcement.
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fiveburger.bsky.social
weren’t alabama fans all about to jump off of a bridge? what happened, when did they get good again?
fiveburger.bsky.social
the moral arc of the universe is long and bends towards making me sad
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sonjadrimmer.bsky.social
LLM extruded essays are like being cornered by the most boring person at a party while they monotone monologue small talk at you, convinced that they’re pronouncing something profound.
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cait.bsky.social
I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit
fiveburger.bsky.social
i guess we just disagree with. i think having peaceful acts meant with violence and arrest has been a staple of successful acts of civil disobedience basically throughout history and they should continue it here. i think they can do more than one thing and as senators we can expect that of them
fiveburger.bsky.social
i think all of this is good, i also think a sitting senator who is being denied the basic guaranteed legal access to oversight of a potential concentration camp should also be a thing they are doing
fiveburger.bsky.social
different letters on bus numbers indicating slightly different routes is incredibly obnoxious. i’m open to there maybe being something that justifies it but the fact that i’m a pretty seasoned transit rider who still has issues navigating it i think it’s maybe just bad
fiveburger.bsky.social
baraka in new jersey getting arrested was also good and he has much less power and protection so i dont know why none of these guys who have that will show the courage
fiveburger.bsky.social
this was a good thing to do and got press and is also still different from going past guards into a facility where they are duly responsible for oversight. but also yes, my post was primary calling out the white men in congress and the senate who will not use the protection that affords them
fiveburger.bsky.social
brad lander doing it was a big story and i think also an actual sitting US senator for 30 years getting arrested for doing the actual legal appointed duty of congress is different and a bigger deal
fiveburger.bsky.social
damn if this isn’t fake maybe this is the thing you should be sharing and talking about then??
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skullmandible.bsky.social
"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades