functional moron
@fiveburger.bsky.social
timberwolvespilled
he/him
he/him
that's actually not what he called for it says it right there
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
that's actually not what he called for it says it right there
if i get run over by a car please put “he died because minneapolis hates homeless people” on my tombstone
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
if i get run over by a car please put “he died because minneapolis hates homeless people” on my tombstone
i got these hats tonight so it was a good night for me
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i got these hats tonight so it was a good night for me
ok nevermind there’s a new monster ultra flavor this is a great day
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ok nevermind there’s a new monster ultra flavor this is a great day
i think it would be so cool if this was our main form of currency
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i think it would be so cool if this was our main form of currency
the absolute pinnacle of this meme
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
the absolute pinnacle of this meme
how my opinion of the kardashians has changed as i've gotten older:
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
how my opinion of the kardashians has changed as i've gotten older:
i think i found a few small problems with this idea!
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
i think i found a few small problems with this idea!
a thing that no one cares about but me: i have been following newsmax's stock since they went public and it's so funny. Opened on March 31st at $14 a share, immediately spiked to $233(!!) and now they are down below $9. do conservative elites do anything other than steal money from their rube base?
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
a thing that no one cares about but me: i have been following newsmax's stock since they went public and it's so funny. Opened on March 31st at $14 a share, immediately spiked to $233(!!) and now they are down below $9. do conservative elites do anything other than steal money from their rube base?
frey ended up with 3,000 more votes than 2021, though fateh got 10,000 more than kate knuth ended up with.
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
frey ended up with 3,000 more votes than 2021, though fateh got 10,000 more than kate knuth ended up with.
my one big question heading into the election tomorrow: can ward 6 become the only ward to beat their 2021 early vote total.
November 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
my one big question heading into the election tomorrow: can ward 6 become the only ward to beat their 2021 early vote total.
this is a great idea and i’d also love to see who people are donating to. i am both very fortunate and have been trying to save money since trump was elected and this seems about as directly impactful as it can be
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
this is a great idea and i’d also love to see who people are donating to. i am both very fortunate and have been trying to save money since trump was elected and this seems about as directly impactful as it can be
sorry to the 95% of you who don’t know who carol becker is but man she is really something. no one in this entire city operating in worse faith
October 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
sorry to the 95% of you who don’t know who carol becker is but man she is really something. no one in this entire city operating in worse faith
i’m wondering if perhaps carol doesn’t actually follow the news?
October 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i’m wondering if perhaps carol doesn’t actually follow the news?
hell yeah, that rocks carol, thanks for letting us know
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
hell yeah, that rocks carol, thanks for letting us know
this seems....crazy? what if someone's phone dies? i still have a credit card?
October 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
this seems....crazy? what if someone's phone dies? i still have a credit card?
