functional moron
fiveburger.bsky.social
functional moron
@fiveburger.bsky.social
timberwolvespilled

he/him
you should watch it
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
congratulations, you are our new point guard
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
it would be extremely enjoyable to be rooting against the wolves in this one i think.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
i thought they were bad like 50 games into last year!
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
they are a team that i am just simply wrong about. by every possible objective metric they are a good team! they win a significant majority of their games! they have good advanced stats! they went to the western conference finals and i'm still just like "are they....good?"
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
he just has the vibes of a guy who can't win
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
i forgot
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Reposted by functional moron
come on man jordan poole averaged 17 pts per game (.65 TS%) in the 2022 playoffs for the NBA champions! give jordan cess-poole a little credit
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM