Spidercat 🕷️🐱
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Spidercat 🕷️🐱
@spidercat.io
(allegedly) not actually a spider.

I typically post about bugs 🕷️ drugs 💊 and lugs 🏋🏻‍♀️. and the occasional computer stuff.

she/they/any/whatever
Pinned
where my spider people at

bug people too

I want LEGS and EYES. TOO MANY of them. myriapod people also welcome
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In somewhat good news, today the state department website has changed the answer to this question to defer to ICAO policy. Sources still tell me that there is some appetite for invalidation/reversion of passports issued under the injunction, but this message will be welcome to many trans people.
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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ffmpreg
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
also, wealth caps should be a thing. enforcement would be a nightmare, but let a gal dream.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
drugs should be legal and accessible to anyone over 18 (or 21, whatever), requiring, at most, informed consent via a consult with a pharmacist.

the only exceptions to this should be biologics, e.g. antibiotics. antibiotic misuse results in far greater social harm than someone getting OTC MDMA.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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The sacred blep has spoken.
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
greeting my spider every day with "girl you're fat as fuck. I love you 🥰"
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
no fucking way 💀
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
how do I explain to the people around me at any given moment that the reason I am stifling laughter is because of my own stupid fucking sense of humor that precisely nobody but me laughs at
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Anyway, though all this seems bad for Trump, I think we have to consider the gains he will make in the modern Libertarian Party
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I am typically highly critical of my country, but it - even as an institution - has produced and can still produce some incredible things. Incredible things such as the USPS, the US Army Corps of Engineers, and, of course, this account.
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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People lost their families trying to follow the crumbs and decipher some hidden pedo cryptex when the actual pedophile cult was just emailing like:

"Shall we do a pedophilia?"
"Indeed see you at 4PM!"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:

u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
lemme guess, the "correct" way is via teaching phonics?

*opens article*

yeah it's phonics.
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Best album art
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Man, fuck Merrick Garland
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Employers are always handwringing about autism accommodations in the workplace and I gotta tell you: ear defenders and quiet workstations are the least of your problems. What autistic people really need is *whispers* for other people to do their actual jobs.
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
it lives!
I'm upgrading my home server's horribly out of date Linux installation wish me luck lmao
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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what a fucking travesty for the wealthiest, stupidest country on earth
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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the penis has survived and he’s stoked about it
The Wikipedia article for herms has one of my favorite picture-caption combinations.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
thank you Ubuntu for fetching 0 B in 0s (0 B/s)
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
one of the very first things I internalized when tinkering with Linux as an overeager autistic teenager is that you will often see some real spooky looking error messages during any given operation and you can often simply ignore them and things will be fine

I say this for no particular reason 🤞🏻
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM