Had a great conversation with my daughter about the physics of farting in your snow pants.
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Had a great conversation with my daughter about the physics of farting in your snow pants.
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No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
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Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
The identical twin brother of MAGA Texas Rep. Troy Nehls is hoping to replace his brother in Congress after Nehls announced his retirement on Saturday.
MAGA Rep. Tries to Hand Seat to Literally Identical Successor
Trever Nehls is hoping to replace his brother, Texas Rep. Troy Nehls, in Congress.
trib.al
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
lol at two idiots arguing and trying to bluesky each other.
I love the internet.
I love the internet.
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
lol at two idiots arguing and trying to bluesky each other.
I love the internet.
I love the internet.
WALL-E prequel incoming
Edward Kienholz, The Friendly Grey Computer--Star Gauge Model #54, 1965
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136674
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136674
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
WALL-E prequel incoming
This is batshit insane. Trump is a vile fascist, and the election was a legitimate election. Nullifying an election is bad bad.
Find some other way to punish or prosecute these pieces of shit. I'm not a lawyer, but figure out something that's NOT pretending that Trump's election was illegitimate.
Find some other way to punish or prosecute these pieces of shit. I'm not a lawyer, but figure out something that's NOT pretending that Trump's election was illegitimate.
Mass pardons are coming. There will be no accountability without treating those as null and void. And that means a future administration taking an official position that Trump is not the legitimate president right now because he is disqualified by the 14th Amendment. The two things are inextricable.
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is batshit insane. Trump is a vile fascist, and the election was a legitimate election. Nullifying an election is bad bad.
Find some other way to punish or prosecute these pieces of shit. I'm not a lawyer, but figure out something that's NOT pretending that Trump's election was illegitimate.
Find some other way to punish or prosecute these pieces of shit. I'm not a lawyer, but figure out something that's NOT pretending that Trump's election was illegitimate.
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looking very normal sir, let's rush this photo out right away
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
looking very normal sir, let's rush this photo out right away
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Probably need to pick one between imposing a regressive national sales tax, having feral incels run an ethnic cleansing campaign, murdering random people, talking about sending people to work in coal mines to feed a machine god, and having an extremely old man randomly shouting at people on tv.
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Probably need to pick one between imposing a regressive national sales tax, having feral incels run an ethnic cleansing campaign, murdering random people, talking about sending people to work in coal mines to feed a machine god, and having an extremely old man randomly shouting at people on tv.
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Post Malone’s sounds like he plays whatever the cultural algorithm tells him to play
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Post Malone’s sounds like he plays whatever the cultural algorithm tells him to play
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[Eleanor rigby voice]
Burger King restroom
Ass full of turds
But the toilets to filthy to sit
Hover and shit
Burger King restroom
Ass full of turds
But the toilets to filthy to sit
Hover and shit
October 3, 2023 at 10:39 AM
[Eleanor rigby voice]
Burger King restroom
Ass full of turds
But the toilets to filthy to sit
Hover and shit
Burger King restroom
Ass full of turds
But the toilets to filthy to sit
Hover and shit
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Goodnight.
🖼️ White cat, Sal Meijer.
🖼️ White cat, Sal Meijer.
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Goodnight.
🖼️ White cat, Sal Meijer.
🖼️ White cat, Sal Meijer.
Aldi has some excellent specialty chips. In summer, they have feta rosemary. I haven't seen it lately, but the pulled pork chips insanely taste exactly like a beef pot roast. And these turkey stuffing chips bring the sage flavor.
Best part might be that a bag goes for less than $2.
Best part might be that a bag goes for less than $2.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Aldi has some excellent specialty chips. In summer, they have feta rosemary. I haven't seen it lately, but the pulled pork chips insanely taste exactly like a beef pot roast. And these turkey stuffing chips bring the sage flavor.
Best part might be that a bag goes for less than $2.
Best part might be that a bag goes for less than $2.
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And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
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Is the toilet a monster? Many toddlers feel they're pooping and peeing in a creature's mouth. Parents say it's time to consider whether potty training is worth the effort.
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Is the toilet a monster? Many toddlers feel they're pooping and peeing in a creature's mouth. Parents say it's time to consider whether potty training is worth the effort.
Yeah obviously fake. The spacetime fabric would collapse if this concentration of douchebaggery ever actually occurred.
I've seen this image enough now that I feel like I should point out it's fake.
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Yeah obviously fake. The spacetime fabric would collapse if this concentration of douchebaggery ever actually occurred.
All of these amazing and creative turkey recipes going around are great and I'm happy for you all.
But I'm just going to say that an average Thanksgiving turkey cooked by moderately competent boring Americans, served with gravy and sides, is fucking delicious and I'm perfectly happy with it.
But I'm just going to say that an average Thanksgiving turkey cooked by moderately competent boring Americans, served with gravy and sides, is fucking delicious and I'm perfectly happy with it.
my dad makes excellent turkey and taught me how to make excellent turkey, and my mother in law also makes excellent turkey, so I really do agree that this is a Skill Issue
I’ve blown a few turkey-hating minds with the Chinese-style Woks of Life turkey recipe with five spice and a honey glaze
I’ve blown a few turkey-hating minds with the Chinese-style Woks of Life turkey recipe with five spice and a honey glaze
I’ve won many bets by people who said that they hate turkey by serving them a brined spatchcocked turkey that’s cooked right.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
All of these amazing and creative turkey recipes going around are great and I'm happy for you all.
But I'm just going to say that an average Thanksgiving turkey cooked by moderately competent boring Americans, served with gravy and sides, is fucking delicious and I'm perfectly happy with it.
But I'm just going to say that an average Thanksgiving turkey cooked by moderately competent boring Americans, served with gravy and sides, is fucking delicious and I'm perfectly happy with it.
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The Only Children of White Collar Professional Parents In The 1990s website is uniquely badly-positioned to have good memories or holiday food
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The Only Children of White Collar Professional Parents In The 1990s website is uniquely badly-positioned to have good memories or holiday food
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
Meanwhile, over here on Bluesky, we're all just this version of derangement.
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Meanwhile, over here on Bluesky, we're all just this version of derangement.
The pendulum has swung too far on correcting for "overly medicalized" labor and delivery.
When I was born, my very much mainstream parents had to go to the weird hippie hospital to have a natural childbirth, have me stay in mom's room, get breastfeeding support, etc.
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When I was born, my very much mainstream parents had to go to the weird hippie hospital to have a natural childbirth, have me stay in mom's room, get breastfeeding support, etc.
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I’m not going to read this article to protect my mental health, but as the mother of a stillborn child I urge you to tell every pregnant person you know not to do this.
There is no pain like holding your own dead baby, and I would do just about anything to make this pain rarer than it already is.
There is no pain like holding your own dead baby, and I would do just about anything to make this pain rarer than it already is.
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The pendulum has swung too far on correcting for "overly medicalized" labor and delivery.
When I was born, my very much mainstream parents had to go to the weird hippie hospital to have a natural childbirth, have me stay in mom's room, get breastfeeding support, etc.
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When I was born, my very much mainstream parents had to go to the weird hippie hospital to have a natural childbirth, have me stay in mom's room, get breastfeeding support, etc.
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This thread is a ready-made D&D adventure. Perhaps an entire campaign.
Dolmenwood vibes.
Dolmenwood vibes.
THREAD.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
The definitive list of the absolute best interdimensional portals I have photographed on walks in the British countryside.
1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs.
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This thread is a ready-made D&D adventure. Perhaps an entire campaign.
Dolmenwood vibes.
Dolmenwood vibes.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: movie tie-in food products are, by far, America's greatest original art form.
(Jazz music is a distant second.)
(Jazz music is a distant second.)
Godzilla Fruit Snacks (1998-1998): A promotional tie-in for the summer blockbuster, these assorted fruit-flavored snacks came in shapes such as a tank, Zilla's eye, and the Chrysler Building. Available in three different box designs
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: movie tie-in food products are, by far, America's greatest original art form.
(Jazz music is a distant second.)
(Jazz music is a distant second.)
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the vegetables in my fridges crisper drawer as I order doordash again
October 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
the vegetables in my fridges crisper drawer as I order doordash again