Spidercat 🕷️🐱
@spidercat.io
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(allegedly) not actually a spider. I typically post about bugs 🕷️ drugs 💊 and lugs 🏋🏻‍♀️. and the occasional computer stuff. she/they/any/whatever
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where my spider people at

bug people too

I want LEGS and EYES. TOO MANY of them. myriapod people also welcome
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yup, same. I love me some disco spinach to unwind before bed but if someone says "no thanks" that's all I need to know. shit sometimes I get into modes where I ain't feeling it either lol
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yuuuuuurp. its primary active ingredient, mitragynine, is *literally* an opioid lol. the kratom plant contains many alkaloids that results in something not dissimilar to cannabis's "entourage effect", which is why it's atypical and *tends* to be less harsh than regular opioids, but STILL AN OPIOID
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bruh

it's like insufferable stoners who insist "nah bro u just haven't tried the right strain bro" to people who don't like weed (and I say this as someone who enjoys weed lol)
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I am a huge drug nerd and yeah kratom UNDENIABLY acts as an opioid and anyone saying otherwise is, to use a redditism, objectively incorrect lol
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like I get *viscerally* angry at weirdo (likely coping) kratom stans who insist it has no WD and is "just like coffee" and some even claim it isn't a fucking opioid like are you KIDDING ME.
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oh, it IS opioid withdrawal. kratom is an atypical opioid, but still 100% an opioid. (okay, technically, kratom *contains* atypical opioids, but potato potahto)

I've enjoyed kratom and think it has its place, but people act as if it's harmless and it drives me MAD. I'm sorry you went thru that!
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crtcryptid.bsky.social
Hey. Fuck Columbus.

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day
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faineg.bsky.social
Mods are asleep post brassicas
You either die a brassica or you live long enough to see yourself become a crab. CAP'N
CRUNCH'S
DOPSIAll
NATURALLY &
ARTIFICIALLY
Brassica oleracea
otened
cer What vegetable are you?
I'm brassica oleracea
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down? Brassica oleracea

Ladies, get you a fella who can do it all




Selection for terminal buds
Selection for lateral buds
Selection for stem
Selection for leaves
Selection for stems and flowers
Selection for flower clusters
Cabbage
Brussels sprouts
Kohlrabi
Kale
Broccoli
Cauliflower
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faineg.bsky.social
getting sleepy, thinking about scuttling into the ol’ hole
Crab in moist crack
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or look for a hint if I want to feel some sense of dopamine, but yeah when it gets to the point of "guess the first letter uwu" it's zero fun anymore lol
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tbh when it's one of *those* words I just fucking look it up. because at that point it's not about skill, it's just luck, guessing the right first letter. so fucking annoying.
spidercat.io
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"Some GUIDs have changed."
darrenirwin.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"Developed new species concept"
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
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darrenirwin.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"Developed new species concept"
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
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skepchick.org
A mountain biker passing us yelled “Beautiful day!”
“For sure,” I replied.
As he continued down the trail I realized he actually said “beautiful dog” and I was just like, “hell yeah he is” lol
the best dog in the world, Indy, galloping down a forest trail with a big smile
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🫡

Also I'm an unlucky type who can't handle creatine monohydrate, it makes my gut very unhappy. If this is you, give creatine HCl a try. A bit more expensive, but you need less, and no GI issues.
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and creatine doesn't even need to be in PWO, as long as you're getting your creatine daily it doesn't really matter when lol. but I like it first thing in the AM, so *technically* it's pre workout.
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honestly... maybe I'm just old and crotchety but IMO/IME all you really need is caffeine and creatine. anything else is just making your pee expensive. though beta alanine can make you tingly and some people like that (I used to!)
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open fridge

no snacks :(
hutchinsondave.bsky.social
‘Six words or _fewer_.”
A meme. There’s a skull at the top, followed by the words ‘WRITE A HORROR STORY IN SIX WORDS OR LESS’
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I really feel the harm of doomerism is severely understated

Have. Hope. Out. Of. Spite.
drskyskull.bsky.social
People are really into doomcasting on this fucking app. No, the Trump admin can't do *anything* they want, yet. If they could, they wouldn't be arguing in court. Stop ceding power to these fuckers that they don't have.
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bug collecting kits*** autocorrect 🙄