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testing in prod at work and in life. she/her
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y'all i'm running out of yikes
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I know there's always been this bro archetype in tech, but web3 & now AI seems to have brought out the absolute worst of them - they start by assuming their technology is inevitable and try to snowplow over any conversation

you can't senior engineer them into shutting up be/c they've never met one
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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so, to understand this story there are a few things you need to know

- my cat, Gus, believes he is a trained support animal
- he is not (he has relatives who are, but he is not)
- he believes he is a seizure-detecting dog
- he is not a dog
- I do not get seizures
August 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Every day I think about how Freud couldn’t handle the idea of all these women he treated being victims of sexual predation in childhood so he came up with other theories to explain it away
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
my copy of @mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social's book just arrived in the mail

I opened the package, sat down to take a quick look, and ended up reading the entire thing in one sitting
I’m an Autistic classically trained chef and I wrote a food aversion acceptance cookbook and guide titled COLOR TASTE TEXTURE, that’s all about finding out what works for specific sensory needs and how to customize food for them. It’s useful for all ages, no cooking experience necessary.
Color Taste Texture by Matthew Broberg-Moffitt: 9780593538593 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
An accessible family cookbook that offers solutions rather than tricks to empower the food-averse, autistic, and picky eater, with 46 recipes. This much-needed cookbook combines tips and techniques.....
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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It has become very clear that “me too” didn’t go nearly far enough
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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okay but real talk, slow cooker caramelized onions is the way to do it
Slow Cooker Caramelized Onions
This slow cooker caramelized onions recipe couldn't be easier with just 2 main ingredients.
www.gimmesomeoven.com
September 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
okay based on my research (read: checking the comments on a couple reddit posts that came up in search results), whole milk is the easiest to steam so I asked my partner to get some on this grocery trip and yeah, way the fuck easier

I tried nonfat yesterday and it literally just got hot lmao
I've been steaming soy milk and drinking it straight in the afternoon/evening when it's all cold and dark out (read: below 65°F) to practice

soy milk because that's what we have around but I might start getting 2%

although I think one person said nonfat is best for cappuccinos?
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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i dunno man it sure does seem like all these global core internet backbone services outages coming in the wake of major layoffs and public announcements of shifting to AI for development work is something that feels like could be related
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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If we don’t signal our virtue every now and again - then so many believe they are utterly alone - “virtue signalling” is not there to say “aren’t I good” but “there are more of us than you might imagine” and “fuck you for demanding that only the brutal and the bullies may speak”
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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I cannot overemphasize that Marjorie Taylor Greene, Carlson, and Fuentes see a 2028 path to victory that involves building an isolationist populist coalition that traffics heavily in antisemitism and exploits existing negative sentiment against Israel.

We have to be SHARP on the left right now.
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I’d love for someone to write the piece about how the “return” to these kinds of practices is connected to a convoluted embrace of, but total psychic disconnection to, things poor people with no access to healthcare or medicine tried out of desperation but make it mainstream again.
Some people will try anything except wearing a mask
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
the loud talking guy who passed by my window just now sounded EXACTLY like Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley

I think he even used the word "dick"
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
trying a new monitor setup
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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You’ll be happy to know that Back to the Future was released closer to the end of World War II than to now
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I was talking with a friend of mine today about that outlook one needs to have in order to deeply change systems. It's a squishy sort of emotion that we can't name or label cleanly, but she inspired me to write down my best attempt at describing it. What do you think?

hazelweakly.me/blog/to-be-a...
To Be a Leader of Systems | Hazel Weakly
Picture with me, if you will, the absurdity of finding yourself swimming in the middle of the ocean. First think about the ocean and how deep and infinitely...
hazelweakly.me
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
last week: "Wow, apparently just being able to read and write as well as I can is a notable skill."

this week: "Teaching people to write was a mistake. Nobody should write, ever. Roll this one back, folks."
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Personality trait psychology has a lot to effing answer for imho
Researchers are now saying that AI can find correlations between facial characteristics and success on the job.

The Economist says that corporations would have a “strong incentive” to deploy this technology when looking at applicants.
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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DAILY MEMO: More Than 30 People Taken in At Least 30 Raids During Saturday Through Monday Rains
November 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
this is the best worst thing I've read today
obiwan: "padawan, the jedi code is about compersion & enthusiastic consent"

anakin: "relationship anarchy is a woke cuck psyop. senator palpatine says my jealousy is alpha & i force hit my wife"

obiwan: "you hit padme??"

anakin: "the darth chad does not concern itself w/ virtue-mogging lightcels"
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
what a week it's only monday.jpg
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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text “STOP” just to feel something
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Anyone have an explain-like-I-take-everything-literally for flashbacks to traumatic memories?
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
bringing back "Why I oughta..."
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Segregation is not a one-time thing that happened in the past. It's a thing that requires active effort to maintain.

Any neighborhood that you see with no Black people in it, is not because of a historical problem. It's because things are happening *today* that stop Black people from moving there.
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
yes please. we need more talks on software history in general
Jesus Christ, do we need a talk on version control history?
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM