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He/Him. CO. Graphic Designer. 3D Printing Hobbyist. Aspiring Author.
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Bi, Gamer, Cinephile, Jedi, Trekkie, Husband, Dad
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· Mar 28
Donate to Help the Holt Family Rebuild After Tragic Fire, organized by Katie McDonald
I’m reaching out with a heavy heart to share something truly heartbreaki… Katie McDonald needs your support for Help the Holt Family Rebuild After Tragic Fire
www.gofundme.com
My midlife crisis was supposed to be me finally writing my novel, not rebuilding my entire life. (Don't worry you dumb manuscript, I am still gonna get you).
That being said, here are some cool things I have figured out and reaffirmed over the last couple days.
That being said, here are some cool things I have figured out and reaffirmed over the last couple days.
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If I had any sway at Disney my pitch would be to replace the Hall of Presidents with a Hall of Presidential Pets
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If I had any sway at Disney my pitch would be to replace the Hall of Presidents with a Hall of Presidential Pets
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
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Fired Denver officers who joked about shooting migrants rehired by other police agencies
Fired Denver officers who joked about shooting migrants rehired by other police agencies
Two of the three Denver Police officers who were terminated for making jokes in a group chat are wearing the badge again in smaller towns in Colorado.
www.9news.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Fired Denver officers who joked about shooting migrants rehired by other police agencies
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
tfw u need seven samurai
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Gee look at that they lied, the Dems opened the government again for nothing, gasp, who could have predicted this
1. After the shutdown fight, Republicans promised Democrats a vote on extending enhanced ACA subsidies, which cover 20 million Americans.
Now, new reporting shows that Republican negotiators want to make a trans funding ban a requirement for the extension.
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Now, new reporting shows that Republican negotiators want to make a trans funding ban a requirement for the extension.
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Republicans Privately Pushing Anti-Trans Funding Ban For ACA Subsidy Deal After Shutdown Compromise
The proposal, which was first detailed in the Wall Street Journal, could harm transgender people even in blue states if it becomes part of the negotiated deal.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Gee look at that they lied, the Dems opened the government again for nothing, gasp, who could have predicted this
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Hey sorry our chatbot encouraged you to die by suicide but in our defense you were violating our terms of service because you died by suicide.
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hey sorry our chatbot encouraged you to die by suicide but in our defense you were violating our terms of service because you died by suicide.
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Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount after reports of Trump intervening
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring his hit franchise back to the big screen
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
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The Switch version of MLB The Show was on sale for $9, the low res Orioles can't hurt you
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Switch version of MLB The Show was on sale for $9, the low res Orioles can't hurt you
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
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2025 actually did suck. i know we've all said this about a lot of previous years but this one was quite bad actually
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
2025 actually did suck. i know we've all said this about a lot of previous years but this one was quite bad actually
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November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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need weed brands to chill on the ai marketing art, it's not like weed smoking artists are difficult to find.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
need weed brands to chill on the ai marketing art, it's not like weed smoking artists are difficult to find.
My MIL took our child on adventures and I just got this email... 🤔
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November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My MIL took our child on adventures and I just got this email... 🤔
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It hits different when they're arresting white women. They signed up to terrorize Black and brown people.
“We’ve tried to not have to do it, but we've got direct orders,” the masked ICE agents told them www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It hits different when they're arresting white women. They signed up to terrorize Black and brown people.
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It's also bleakly funny that even in 2022 I thought it was laying it on awful thick about tech bro douches, but if anything Norton's character is way too aware of other people as a concept and is at least attempting to fake an interesting inner life.
Pregaming for Wake Up Dead by watching Glass Onion, for some reason it especially pleases me that Rian Johnson has Blanc quote "My God, it's full of stars" and make note that the line is from 2010 not 2001.
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It's also bleakly funny that even in 2022 I thought it was laying it on awful thick about tech bro douches, but if anything Norton's character is way too aware of other people as a concept and is at least attempting to fake an interesting inner life.
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The senators are angered by Schumer & Gillibrand's lack of endorsement of Zohran Mamdani, and their handling of open seat Senate races.
They believe leadership is quietly pushing donors toward specific candidates: Angie Craig in Minnesota, Haley Stevens in Michigan, and Janet Mills in Maine.
They believe leadership is quietly pushing donors toward specific candidates: Angie Craig in Minnesota, Haley Stevens in Michigan, and Janet Mills in Maine.
Wow — Senators Van Hollen, Smith, Murphy, Sanders, Warren, Markey, Merkley, Heinrich have created an official internal "Fight Club."
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The senators are angered by Schumer & Gillibrand's lack of endorsement of Zohran Mamdani, and their handling of open seat Senate races.
They believe leadership is quietly pushing donors toward specific candidates: Angie Craig in Minnesota, Haley Stevens in Michigan, and Janet Mills in Maine.
They believe leadership is quietly pushing donors toward specific candidates: Angie Craig in Minnesota, Haley Stevens in Michigan, and Janet Mills in Maine.
Because of Fortnite my kid has taken an interest in the Simpsons so we showed him a handful of favorites and this is entirely correct. He mainly sticks to the first 8 ish seasons and doesn't really care about the later stuff.
I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Because of Fortnite my kid has taken an interest in the Simpsons so we showed him a handful of favorites and this is entirely correct. He mainly sticks to the first 8 ish seasons and doesn't really care about the later stuff.
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like not only is he a fellow Troop but he's been to space multiple times, something you have to be a cowboy scientist with no fear of death to do. i wouldn't kick that hornet's nest even if many of them are conservative
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
like not only is he a fellow Troop but he's been to space multiple times, something you have to be a cowboy scientist with no fear of death to do. i wouldn't kick that hornet's nest even if many of them are conservative
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"All of this, food bloggers say, erodes the simple promise of a recipe: that someone has actually cooked it before you have."
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"All of this, food bloggers say, erodes the simple promise of a recipe: that someone has actually cooked it before you have."
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This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
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Starting January 1st, California will mandate that any use of AI-altered real estate photos in listings be disclosed, and that a link to the unaltered image be included.
It will be a criminal offense to fail to make this disclosure.
It will be a criminal offense to fail to make this disclosure.
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Starting January 1st, California will mandate that any use of AI-altered real estate photos in listings be disclosed, and that a link to the unaltered image be included.
It will be a criminal offense to fail to make this disclosure.
It will be a criminal offense to fail to make this disclosure.
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Vive la France!
www.theguardian.com/world/2016/f...
www.theguardian.com/world/2016/f...
French law forbids food waste by supermarkets
Food banks and other charities welcome law making large shops donate unsold food and stop spoiling items to deter foragers
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Vive la France!
www.theguardian.com/world/2016/f...
www.theguardian.com/world/2016/f...
It is so delicious
I don't know if @soroks.bsky.social put enough cool whip on his pie...
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It is so delicious