The Waffle Raptor
@dingos8mytardis.bsky.social
Behavioral health words person, LPC, LAC. Pod person, mostly about Star Trek. Heartbreak feels better at the Alamo Drafthouse. How bout dem Os, hon.
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If I had any sway at Disney my pitch would be to replace the Hall of Presidents with a Hall of Presidential Pets
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If I had any sway at Disney my pitch would be to replace the Hall of Presidents with a Hall of Presidential Pets
I hate that we are in an apartment right now and can't wait to buy our next home, but our complex is so lovely, they had a party in the leasing office today and messaged us special to make sure our kiddo got some pizza. 😭
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I hate that we are in an apartment right now and can't wait to buy our next home, but our complex is so lovely, they had a party in the leasing office today and messaged us special to make sure our kiddo got some pizza. 😭
Love, your local harm reduction lady. 🦃
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Love, your local harm reduction lady. 🦃
The regular karate instructor was on vacation today, so the adult class instructor got left in charge. With incredible fun uncle substitute teacher energy, he opened class with "who here knows how to do a flying side kick?" The kids had a blast.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The regular karate instructor was on vacation today, so the adult class instructor got left in charge. With incredible fun uncle substitute teacher energy, he opened class with "who here knows how to do a flying side kick?" The kids had a blast.
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
I don't know if @soroks.bsky.social put enough cool whip on his pie...
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I don't know if @soroks.bsky.social put enough cool whip on his pie...
The spread was bountiful. #thanksgiving #mondaysgiving
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The spread was bountiful. #thanksgiving #mondaysgiving
Thanksgiving plate assembled! I think the sage sausage stuffing is my favorite this year.
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Thanksgiving plate assembled! I think the sage sausage stuffing is my favorite this year.
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Cranberry sauce, prepped! Now to clean the kitchen for the last rush of items tomorrow for Monday-giving.
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Cranberry sauce, prepped! Now to clean the kitchen for the last rush of items tomorrow for Monday-giving.
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Modern landscapers have really lost their touch - I haven't seen a single "garden burger" in ages (1981)
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Modern landscapers have really lost their touch - I haven't seen a single "garden burger" in ages (1981)
My kid is very excited about the latest development in the Ravens game.
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My kid is very excited about the latest development in the Ravens game.
Prepped my first pie for Thanksgiving, a chiffon style pumpkin pie with a fluffy cheesecake filling base. Recipe passed down from my SMIL, who is the best at food things.
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Prepped my first pie for Thanksgiving, a chiffon style pumpkin pie with a fluffy cheesecake filling base. Recipe passed down from my SMIL, who is the best at food things.
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Hell yeah @rianjohnson.bsky.social (reposting with alt text)
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hell yeah @rianjohnson.bsky.social (reposting with alt text)
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
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Trump meeting is even funnier when you picture JD Vance getting redder and redder as he watches
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Trump meeting is even funnier when you picture JD Vance getting redder and redder as he watches
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
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DSA Lisan al-Gaib
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
DSA Lisan al-Gaib
Remembered to get my frozen turkey into the fridge since we're doing Thanksgiving on Monday this year, feeling very pleased with myself for staying ahead of the game so far between that and having the menu finalized with most ingredients procured already (minus super perishables).
a man in a turkey costume is dancing in front of a sign that reads gobble gobble
ALT: a man in a turkey costume is dancing in front of a sign that reads gobble gobble
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November 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Remembered to get my frozen turkey into the fridge since we're doing Thanksgiving on Monday this year, feeling very pleased with myself for staying ahead of the game so far between that and having the menu finalized with most ingredients procured already (minus super perishables).
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I establish dominance by setting my 8-layer dip next to your 7-layer dip at your party.
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I establish dominance by setting my 8-layer dip next to your 7-layer dip at your party.
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I am honored that our show, Star Trek: Prodigy, is nominated for @theemmys.tv for both Outstanding Writing and Outstanding Multiple Role Voice Performer. I love Janeway and portraying her is a delight, in all her forms.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I am honored that our show, Star Trek: Prodigy, is nominated for @theemmys.tv for both Outstanding Writing and Outstanding Multiple Role Voice Performer. I love Janeway and portraying her is a delight, in all her forms.
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* refers to turkey drumsticks as nacelles *
November 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
* refers to turkey drumsticks as nacelles *
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some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
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My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!