🌈✨MAX✨🌈
@solarcat.bsky.social
30+ | 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️NB (they/them) | 🌎🇺🇸✋🏻👈🏻
Semi-Professional Monsterfucking Enthusiast🐙
🌈🍖 | 🔞 | 🚫🐜 | Solarcat @ AO3
Semi-Professional Monsterfucking Enthusiast🐙
🌈🍖 | 🔞 | 🚫🐜 | Solarcat @ AO3
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December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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@hbomberguy.bsky.social is presenting, "The Tommy Tallarico Award for Best Original Idea"!
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
@hbomberguy.bsky.social is presenting, "The Tommy Tallarico Award for Best Original Idea"!
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There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and caroling out in the snow
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There'll be scary ghost stories, and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago
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There'll be scary ghost stories, and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and caroling out in the snow
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There'll be scary ghost stories, and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago
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There'll be scary ghost stories, and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Wisdom of an Ancient Being: Holiday Edition 🦇🍬
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Wisdom of an Ancient Being: Holiday Edition 🦇🍬
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When are we going to get a realistic Batman? Wrapped in a blanket burrito, eating his body weight in fruit?
a black bat is wrapped in a blanket with stars on it
ALT: a black bat is wrapped in a blanket with stars on it
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
When are we going to get a realistic Batman? Wrapped in a blanket burrito, eating his body weight in fruit?
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This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
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I am seeing some comments like “what if pro athletes really did kiss???” and I am excited for those people to learn about the WNBA
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I am seeing some comments like “what if pro athletes really did kiss???” and I am excited for those people to learn about the WNBA
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I'm so SO sorry to do this but it's stuck in my head and this is the only way to get it out. Please know I hate myself for doing this more than you ever could hate me for it: COVFIFA
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm so SO sorry to do this but it's stuck in my head and this is the only way to get it out. Please know I hate myself for doing this more than you ever could hate me for it: COVFIFA
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
I have to go to the office for a signing conference tomorrow and I am very much Don’t Wanna, so I will probably have to bribe myself with baked goods… 😓
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I have to go to the office for a signing conference tomorrow and I am very much Don’t Wanna, so I will probably have to bribe myself with baked goods… 😓
I’m not sure these are “blind spots,” like. I feel like we are generally aware that we are all basically traumatized and that we’ve all been in survival mode for like two decades straight. 🤷🏻🫠
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I’m not sure these are “blind spots,” like. I feel like we are generally aware that we are all basically traumatized and that we’ve all been in survival mode for like two decades straight. 🤷🏻🫠
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the full moon is a perfect time to reflect on how great the moon is and all the things the moon has done for your life.
February 13, 2025 at 9:42 AM
the full moon is a perfect time to reflect on how great the moon is and all the things the moon has done for your life.
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Are You There, God? God? God, You're On Mute. You're On Mute. God, You're, OK, Yep, We Can Hear You Now God, No, I Know, You'd Think We'd All Be Used To It By Now, Haha, Okay, So, It's Me, Margaret
December 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Are You There, God? God? God, You're On Mute. You're On Mute. God, You're, OK, Yep, We Can Hear You Now God, No, I Know, You'd Think We'd All Be Used To It By Now, Haha, Okay, So, It's Me, Margaret
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What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
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Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
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Thinking alot about this these days
a woman wearing a mask stands on a red carpet in front of a street
ALT: a woman wearing a mask stands on a red carpet in front of a street
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Thinking alot about this these days
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Spending 41 minutes deliberating and then deciding to kill two men clinging to the debris of their boat is nothing more or less than premeditated murder.
There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it.
It was cold-blooded murder.
There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it.
It was cold-blooded murder.
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Spending 41 minutes deliberating and then deciding to kill two men clinging to the debris of their boat is nothing more or less than premeditated murder.
There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it.
It was cold-blooded murder.
There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it.
It was cold-blooded murder.
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Be a fan of any fictional world long enough, and eventually you’ll feel like this:
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Be a fan of any fictional world long enough, and eventually you’ll feel like this: