Garrett Gilchrist
@garrettgilchrist.bsky.social
Filmmaker, Artist, Writer, Editor, Film Restorationist, NEShacker. Lost Media expert. orangecow.org. Thief and the Cobbler, Super Mario Bros (Morton Jankel Cut), Shamelessly She-Hulk, Jim Henson Muppet Rarities, Knights of the Lost Media, Raggedy Ann.
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I'm Garrett Gilchrist, writer, artist, animator and filmmaker. I spent ten years restoring the animated film The Thief and the Cobbler, directed a She-Hulk movie, did the extended cut of Super Mario Bros 1993, have written comics, screenplays and novels, and painted covers for many video games.
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he kills without remorse
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
he kills without remorse
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THAT’S IT: I’m declaring Capitalism … OVER
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
THAT’S IT: I’m declaring Capitalism … OVER
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day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
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Ah yes, the yearly Microsoft Xmas sweater, designed by nerds for nerds to whimsically evoke retro feelings for Windows 98, Clippy, Minesweeper, .... Minecraft, and ..................copilot..........
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ah yes, the yearly Microsoft Xmas sweater, designed by nerds for nerds to whimsically evoke retro feelings for Windows 98, Clippy, Minesweeper, .... Minecraft, and ..................copilot..........
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Meet Heater, the first of many community catstituent leaders who are officially endorsing the campaign!
More to come 👀 #catsforkat
More to come 👀 #catsforkat
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Meet Heater, the first of many community catstituent leaders who are officially endorsing the campaign!
More to come 👀 #catsforkat
More to come 👀 #catsforkat
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In fact you can pick both of those up for $20 as a bundle with our other two games, an adorable block pushing puzzler and an SMB1-like prequel to the gay foxgirl platformer Kitsune Tails itch.io/s/169922/kit...
My contribution to the game difficulty debate is I made an SMB3 style platformer with a mode where dying simply pops you back up immediately on a flying cloud and with cheats beyond that
Just like I made a turn-based roguelike with a mode that gives you infinite lives, which also has a cheat menu
Just like I made a turn-based roguelike with a mode that gives you infinite lives, which also has a cheat menu
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
In fact you can pick both of those up for $20 as a bundle with our other two games, an adorable block pushing puzzler and an SMB1-like prequel to the gay foxgirl platformer Kitsune Tails itch.io/s/169922/kit...
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Eleven years ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in memory of Stoppard, here's what I found.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Eleven years ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in memory of Stoppard, here's what I found.
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October 1981.
Larry David promo for Channel 13 - WJZ Baltimore.
Larry David promo for Channel 13 - WJZ Baltimore.
January 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
October 1981.
Larry David promo for Channel 13 - WJZ Baltimore.
Larry David promo for Channel 13 - WJZ Baltimore.
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November 30th / December 1st
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
November 30th / December 1st
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Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
Yes, virgin who can't drive, there is a Santa Claus
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Yes, virgin who can't drive, there is a Santa Claus
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people are entitled to their religious freedom, but not to a passing grade in a university psychology course because you espouse poorly formulated Christian beliefs bsky.app/profile/kiss...
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
people are entitled to their religious freedom, but not to a passing grade in a university psychology course because you espouse poorly formulated Christian beliefs bsky.app/profile/kiss...
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JFC Oklahoma you fuckin cowards. Now every Jesus-freak right-wing student who can't get a passing grade for a bunch of bible quotes masquerading as an essay is going to file a 1st amendment complaint. You gonna suspend the whole Biology department for teaching about evolution? (Don't answer that)
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
JFC Oklahoma you fuckin cowards. Now every Jesus-freak right-wing student who can't get a passing grade for a bunch of bible quotes masquerading as an essay is going to file a 1st amendment complaint. You gonna suspend the whole Biology department for teaching about evolution? (Don't answer that)
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New Yorker: "Yes he's a sexual predator, but have you considered that he's a white man?"
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
New Yorker: "Yes he's a sexual predator, but have you considered that he's a white man?"
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I remember Dawning Realization Month for the NFT people too. Think this is going to take much longer because of how wrapped up the whole economy is in this, but it really feels like it's happening.
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I remember Dawning Realization Month for the NFT people too. Think this is going to take much longer because of how wrapped up the whole economy is in this, but it really feels like it's happening.
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The thing about AI anime dubs and AI Actor Tilly Norwood and AI music is just the fucking disrespect, this is what your industry thinks can replace you and it’s not even good. It’s not even a thing you look at with dread at how the computer has replaced Man, it just sucks ass lol it just blows
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The thing about AI anime dubs and AI Actor Tilly Norwood and AI music is just the fucking disrespect, this is what your industry thinks can replace you and it’s not even good. It’s not even a thing you look at with dread at how the computer has replaced Man, it just sucks ass lol it just blows
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The Howard Dean thing just fucking haunts me. Sometimes I go back and watch that clip just to make sure it was innocuous as I remember it being, and it always is.
Though it IS pretty fucking funny how an entire society can turn on a person just because they said "YEEE-AHHH!" weird once.
Though it IS pretty fucking funny how an entire society can turn on a person just because they said "YEEE-AHHH!" weird once.
When Howard Dean was the Democratic frontrunner for President, he was disqualified, by the media, for yelling "Yeah!" once.
At some point we just have to admit that mainstream media sources are biased.
At some point we just have to admit that mainstream media sources are biased.
Remember in 2000 when Al Gore was repeatedly misquoted as having said he invented the internet and that was seen the eyes of many as disqualifying him from office? Simpler times. Today, Trump makes up lies equivalent to "I invented the internet" 30 times a week and no one bats an eye. Good job media
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The Howard Dean thing just fucking haunts me. Sometimes I go back and watch that clip just to make sure it was innocuous as I remember it being, and it always is.
Though it IS pretty fucking funny how an entire society can turn on a person just because they said "YEEE-AHHH!" weird once.
Though it IS pretty fucking funny how an entire society can turn on a person just because they said "YEEE-AHHH!" weird once.
When Howard Dean was the Democratic frontrunner for President, he was disqualified, by the media, for yelling "Yeah!" once.
At some point we just have to admit that mainstream media sources are biased.
At some point we just have to admit that mainstream media sources are biased.
Remember in 2000 when Al Gore was repeatedly misquoted as having said he invented the internet and that was seen the eyes of many as disqualifying him from office? Simpler times. Today, Trump makes up lies equivalent to "I invented the internet" 30 times a week and no one bats an eye. Good job media
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
When Howard Dean was the Democratic frontrunner for President, he was disqualified, by the media, for yelling "Yeah!" once.
At some point we just have to admit that mainstream media sources are biased.
At some point we just have to admit that mainstream media sources are biased.
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i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
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feels like stranger things first episode was closer to when golden girls was on than now
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
feels like stranger things first episode was closer to when golden girls was on than now