Garrett Gilchrist
@garrettgilchrist.bsky.social
Filmmaker, Artist, Writer, Editor, Film Restorationist, NEShacker. Lost Media expert. orangecow.org. Thief and the Cobbler, Super Mario Bros (Morton Jankel Cut), Shamelessly She-Hulk, Jim Henson Muppet Rarities, Knights of the Lost Media, Raggedy Ann.
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I'm Garrett Gilchrist, writer, artist, animator and filmmaker. I spent ten years restoring the animated film The Thief and the Cobbler, directed a She-Hulk movie, did the extended cut of Super Mario Bros 1993, have written comics, screenplays and novels, and painted covers for many video games.
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Oh okay this video just did a Mortal Kombat Fatality on me
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Oh okay this video just did a Mortal Kombat Fatality on me
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This is disqualifying, all by itself, plus he's a tranphobe
Gov. @gavinnewsom says he disagrees with Mayor @zohrankmamdani about the need for a wealth tax on billionaires, which he is “adamantly against” - says Dems are a “big tent party” with both views.
More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
This is disqualifying, all by itself, plus he's a tranphobe
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
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I've been watching the old NES-era Mario cartoons and they're wild media artifact; Nintendo really didn't know what it wanted to do with these characters or the brand. There's a song about the Frog Suit they've used multiple times. Peach goes to a Milli Vanilli concert on earth
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I've been watching the old NES-era Mario cartoons and they're wild media artifact; Nintendo really didn't know what it wanted to do with these characters or the brand. There's a song about the Frog Suit they've used multiple times. Peach goes to a Milli Vanilli concert on earth
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If you want to wring every possible emotion out of a Polaroid commercial, get Gonzo to effortlessly deliver that emotion by the bucketload... Crikey...
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
If you want to wring every possible emotion out of a Polaroid commercial, get Gonzo to effortlessly deliver that emotion by the bucketload... Crikey...
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Tldr: kids, when I say don’t get long covid, I really really mean it.
Now excuse me I have half an unseasoned cauliflower left and I might pour melted chocolate chips on it.
Now excuse me I have half an unseasoned cauliflower left and I might pour melted chocolate chips on it.
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Tldr: kids, when I say don’t get long covid, I really really mean it.
Now excuse me I have half an unseasoned cauliflower left and I might pour melted chocolate chips on it.
Now excuse me I have half an unseasoned cauliflower left and I might pour melted chocolate chips on it.
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The aforementioned turkey’s asshole. Just look how excited Tina Turner is about it.
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The aforementioned turkey’s asshole. Just look how excited Tina Turner is about it.
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
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95% of them agree with him and the other 5% are regarded as too young to understand the game
Every Democrat going on air should take the first question and then say something like “Before I answer that I need to express my outrage and disgust at the president’s bigoted and vulgar insults about the Somali people. There is something seriously wrong with him. He is a sick man.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
95% of them agree with him and the other 5% are regarded as too young to understand the game
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Pete Hegseth murdered a Colombian fisherman with elderly parents and kids. Just before Christmas.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Family of fisherman killed in U.S. strike files complaint, alleging murder
The family of 42-year-old Alejandro Carranza Medina, who was killed on Sept. 15, insisted he was a fisherman just doing his job on the open sea.
www.yahoo.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Pete Hegseth murdered a Colombian fisherman with elderly parents and kids. Just before Christmas.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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Outstanding reporting today from the New Media at the Pentagon.
December 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Outstanding reporting today from the New Media at the Pentagon.
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Cannot stress how bad shit is about to get if you want to build any kind of PC.
Crucial is shutting down — because Micron wants to sell its RAM and SSDs to AI companies instead. It’s already getting hard to build an affordable PC, and the exit of the longstanding provider of consumer memory is going to make that even more challenging www.theverge.com/news/837594/...
Crucial is shutting down — because Micron wants to sell its RAM and SSDs to AI companies instead
Another blow to PC gaming.
www.theverge.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Cannot stress how bad shit is about to get if you want to build any kind of PC.
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ROM successfully hacked.
November 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
ROM successfully hacked.
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AGTP Major Release Update for Project splatterworld ~ They're heeeere~ Splatterworld is done!
Link: https://aeongenesis.net/news?date=2025-12-03T10:10:49-08:00
Link: https://aeongenesis.net/news?date=2025-12-03T10:10:49-08:00
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
AGTP Major Release Update for Project splatterworld ~ They're heeeere~ Splatterworld is done!
Link: https://aeongenesis.net/news?date=2025-12-03T10:10:49-08:00
Link: https://aeongenesis.net/news?date=2025-12-03T10:10:49-08:00
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"have things gone a bit too far?"
it's worth watching just for the f-zero segment, trust me yall
it's worth watching just for the f-zero segment, trust me yall
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"have things gone a bit too far?"
it's worth watching just for the f-zero segment, trust me yall
it's worth watching just for the f-zero segment, trust me yall
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it would be amazing to brag that the president of the united states made it through a three hour meeting even if there weren’t widely circulated video of him sleeping through a lot of it
Bessent at a New York Times event: "I actually don't read the New York Times anymore ... I read this article -- 'President Trump is slowing down. President Trump's mental capacity' -- it is 100% fake. This is why young people are going to TikTok ... we just had a 3 hour cabinet meeting yesterday!"
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
it would be amazing to brag that the president of the united states made it through a three hour meeting even if there weren’t widely circulated video of him sleeping through a lot of it
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Did you know that Paul Williams was once featured on a 7-Eleven Slurpee cup? Well, now you do...
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Did you know that Paul Williams was once featured on a 7-Eleven Slurpee cup? Well, now you do...
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Listen, you stupid poors, just shut up about eggs already. You're lucky we even let you have food.
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Listen, you stupid poors, just shut up about eggs already. You're lucky we even let you have food.
In addition to some versions of The Muppet Christmas Carol cutting "When Love Is Gone," some TV versions feature an extended "Marley & Marley" song sequence.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnZV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnZV...
"The Muppet Christmas Carol" (1992) - "Marley & Marley" RARE EXTENDED VERSION!
YouTube video by NoNoNannette
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
In addition to some versions of The Muppet Christmas Carol cutting "When Love Is Gone," some TV versions feature an extended "Marley & Marley" song sequence.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnZV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnZV...
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you gotta remember that from a conservative perspective, these programs are a failure. they don't want to reduce homelessness, they want to punish homeless people. they'd pay 10x as much for that happily
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
you gotta remember that from a conservative perspective, these programs are a failure. they don't want to reduce homelessness, they want to punish homeless people. they'd pay 10x as much for that happily
RFKJ was born in the wrong time
So I've been disabused of the "I was born in the wrong time" fantasy for *quite* a while now, but it is never more reaffirmed than when I listen to historical podcasts and they're talking about how *literally everyone* had worms/parasites 😭
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
RFKJ was born in the wrong time
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Why would you accept the premise of Donald Trump's lie and then lie FOR him to further advance his political project? None of this is true, why are you talking?
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Why would you accept the premise of Donald Trump's lie and then lie FOR him to further advance his political project? None of this is true, why are you talking?
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i for one think his honesty is refreshing
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Mark Cuban Says 'It Became Pointless' To Post On Bluesky Due To All The Stinky Shit In His Underwear And Chinos
Mark Cuban, the billionaire entrepreneur and
"Shark Tank" star, says uh oh i had an accident...
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December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i for one think his honesty is refreshing
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one thing worth observing here is that so many of these pundits aren't earnestly trying to understand what happened in the world as much as they are shadowboxing with people they don't like on the internet. stringinamaze.net/p/the-pundit...
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
one thing worth observing here is that so many of these pundits aren't earnestly trying to understand what happened in the world as much as they are shadowboxing with people they don't like on the internet. stringinamaze.net/p/the-pundit...