Glonzo the Great and Powerful
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park ranger-bureaucrat in Darkest Nevada, telling stories about America's public lands. Volunteer EMT, wildfire PIO, Draymond stan, erstwhile racing flack, forever believing in the better angels of our nature. opinions are mine. 🏳️🌈
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Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
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these people were supposed to be the cream of the crop of the industry, btw
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
these people were supposed to be the cream of the crop of the industry, btw
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thomas chatterton williams and olivia nuzzi teaming up to write the single worst sentence in human history; it is currently at 5,160 words and 31% complete
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
thomas chatterton williams and olivia nuzzi teaming up to write the single worst sentence in human history; it is currently at 5,160 words and 31% complete
"We've had complete power over the country for the last ten months but absolutely nothing bad that's happening is our fault" is a gloriously cringeworthy argument.
KERNEN: When Trump keeps saying 'prices are falling,' that's not true. I think you should admit that.
HASSETT: But purchasing power has gone up by about $1,200 this year. It's just astonishing to me that the cost problem is somehow being blamed on us.
HASSETT: But purchasing power has gone up by about $1,200 this year. It's just astonishing to me that the cost problem is somehow being blamed on us.
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"We've had complete power over the country for the last ten months but absolutely nothing bad that's happening is our fault" is a gloriously cringeworthy argument.
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But not for long!
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
But not for long!
state capacity matters, and in the post-Trump era, rebuilding it will be *the* keystone task of the next Democratic administration.
it's boring, doesn't make for convenient sound bites, and if not done, will strangle your policy initiatives in the crib.
it's boring, doesn't make for convenient sound bites, and if not done, will strangle your policy initiatives in the crib.
I do want to note Mamdani's transition specifically calling attention to like, people applying for city jobs and how many CVs they got in the mail, etc, because when was the last time you saw a politician actually talk about expanding state capacity other than hiring more cops?
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
state capacity matters, and in the post-Trump era, rebuilding it will be *the* keystone task of the next Democratic administration.
it's boring, doesn't make for convenient sound bites, and if not done, will strangle your policy initiatives in the crib.
it's boring, doesn't make for convenient sound bites, and if not done, will strangle your policy initiatives in the crib.
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Incredible video from Reddit (too large to upload the screencap). CBP agents attempt to detain a flower vendor and end up getting chased into a vacant lot by a crowd of teenagers. What a bunch of impotent sad sacks.
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Incredible video from Reddit (too large to upload the screencap). CBP agents attempt to detain a flower vendor and end up getting chased into a vacant lot by a crowd of teenagers. What a bunch of impotent sad sacks.
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
www.reddit.com/r/EyesOnIce/...
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here for Moody breaking Klay's 3pt record tbh
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
here for Moody breaking Klay's 3pt record tbh
Oregon Trail Generation here, but...
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Oregon Trail Generation here, but...
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
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This guy is definitely qualified to tell the proles that their assigned place is the factory assembly line and nowhere else.
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This guy is definitely qualified to tell the proles that their assigned place is the factory assembly line and nowhere else.
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It’s so fucking funny that China got all the $6/hour shift 3 jobs and we got all the $30/hour cushy office jobs and we pretend we’re the ones who got shafted
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
It’s so fucking funny that China got all the $6/hour shift 3 jobs and we got all the $30/hour cushy office jobs and we pretend we’re the ones who got shafted
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it's quite telling that they have to hopscotch around the country doing pop-up Gestapo because they don't actually have the numbers to hit more than one place at the same time.
Best thoughts to the people of Charlotte this evening. Bovino and his goons are in your city. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/u...
U.S. Border Patrol Launches Operation in Charlotte
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it's quite telling that they have to hopscotch around the country doing pop-up Gestapo because they don't actually have the numbers to hit more than one place at the same time.
Thanks, AI.
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Thanks, AI.
arch manning is not good at football.
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
arch manning is not good at football.
The real bathroom menace: Border Patrol agents.
Listen to this Border Patrol agent cry about how he's going to be DOXXED after being arrested for drunkenly barging into a woman's restroom with a loaded gun, demanding a date from the woman inside, and then punching the arresting officers.
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The real bathroom menace: Border Patrol agents.
this entire ideology is predicated on the idea that people would rather die violently than live in prison. that being shot or hanged or gassed is *less* abusive than being confined to prison.
we have evidence that this is not the case, that given the choice, people prefer imprisonment to execution!
we have evidence that this is not the case, that given the choice, people prefer imprisonment to execution!
"What about [form of abuse that is mostly de facto decriminalised right now anyway]?"
I didn't say abolish bullets, did I?
I didn't say abolish bullets, did I?
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
this entire ideology is predicated on the idea that people would rather die violently than live in prison. that being shot or hanged or gassed is *less* abusive than being confined to prison.
we have evidence that this is not the case, that given the choice, people prefer imprisonment to execution!
we have evidence that this is not the case, that given the choice, people prefer imprisonment to execution!
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Look here, says History PhD Kevin Roberts who leads the Heritage Foundation, if we start telling kids that James Madison owned slaves then the next thing you know they’ll start criticizing Nick Fuentes for being pro-Hitler and then the youths will be totally lost to the totalitarian world of woke.
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Look here, says History PhD Kevin Roberts who leads the Heritage Foundation, if we start telling kids that James Madison owned slaves then the next thing you know they’ll start criticizing Nick Fuentes for being pro-Hitler and then the youths will be totally lost to the totalitarian world of woke.
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Steph dropping 49 with visible gray in his hair, I can't quit this man
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Steph dropping 49 with visible gray in his hair, I can't quit this man
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But Steph still owns the now
Wemby is the future
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
But Steph still owns the now
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Can't wait for the next 12 years of Steph Curry vs. Victor Wembanyama.
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Can't wait for the next 12 years of Steph Curry vs. Victor Wembanyama.
unreal
steph
every game is a gift
steph
every game is a gift
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
unreal
steph
every game is a gift
steph
every game is a gift
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Counting my basketball blessings that we get to watch Steph and Victor Wembanyama in real time with Kevin Harlan narrating.
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Counting my basketball blessings that we get to watch Steph and Victor Wembanyama in real time with Kevin Harlan narrating.
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If a civil servant had used federal government social media accounts to describe a citizen as an "imbecilic moron," the media would have flooded the zone with thinkpieces about the decline of American governance.
But because it's Trump's political minions, the media totally ignores it.
But because it's Trump's political minions, the media totally ignores it.
our media betters don't care that the government acts like a bunch of groyper freaks in its public communications because they want us to live in a one-party state ruled by groyper freaks forever
Official U.S. Government account refers to its citizens as "imbecilic morons".
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
If a civil servant had used federal government social media accounts to describe a citizen as an "imbecilic moron," the media would have flooded the zone with thinkpieces about the decline of American governance.
But because it's Trump's political minions, the media totally ignores it.
But because it's Trump's political minions, the media totally ignores it.