Jon Benne
@lordbenne.bsky.social
The same handle on Twitter if you still care about that.
well that kicker definitely knows his range now
December 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
well that kicker definitely knows his range now
Phil balling out but being let down by his defense and special teams:
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media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Phil balling out but being let down by his defense and special teams:
Ah, well, nevertheless
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ah, well, nevertheless
Seahawks fans watching this game
December 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Seahawks fans watching this game
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this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"
Well well well, not so easy to beat the Old Man Ball now, is it, 49ers?
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Well well well, not so easy to beat the Old Man Ball now, is it, 49ers?
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Rivers looks like a ringer at a rec league softball game.
December 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Rivers looks like a ringer at a rec league softball game.
People were ... very polite about Phil last week. Wonder how long that lasts if he has the same performance but in primetime.
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
People were ... very polite about Phil last week. Wonder how long that lasts if he has the same performance but in primetime.
Breaking out the Yule Log music as the official sign that I "made it" for Christmas season.
December 22, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Breaking out the Yule Log music as the official sign that I "made it" for Christmas season.
Patriots erased an 11-point deficit in one quarter and it felt routine. Maye is the one.
December 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Patriots erased an 11-point deficit in one quarter and it felt routine. Maye is the one.
Thank God this Ravens season is almost over. Such an aggressively joyless watch.
December 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Thank God this Ravens season is almost over. Such an aggressively joyless watch.
Left too much time for Pro Bowl QB Tyler "Snoop" Huntley
December 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Left too much time for Pro Bowl QB Tyler "Snoop" Huntley
The Ravens have seemingly zero interest in holding this lead
December 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The Ravens have seemingly zero interest in holding this lead
Technically the correct call but I swear the Lions are the only team that gets their pick plays flagged
December 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Technically the correct call but I swear the Lions are the only team that gets their pick plays flagged
You took all that time just to announce the play doesn't count?
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You took all that time just to announce the play doesn't count?
Steelers should let them score now
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Steelers should let them score now
Pittsburgh just giving them free yards now?
December 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Pittsburgh just giving them free yards now?
Lions defense have some shame
December 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Lions defense have some shame
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I know it's been said before but no matter how rational I want to be, in my heart I still do believe killing mr peanut and bringing him back as a baby unlocked some kind of wretched demonic seal on human society
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I know it's been said before but no matter how rational I want to be, in my heart I still do believe killing mr peanut and bringing him back as a baby unlocked some kind of wretched demonic seal on human society
Lions look about ready to hit the golf course
December 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Lions look about ready to hit the golf course
Jaguars might fuck around and get the 1 seed
December 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Jaguars might fuck around and get the 1 seed
lol welp
Play to the whistle boys
Play to the whistle boys
December 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
lol welp
Play to the whistle boys
Play to the whistle boys
Hoo boy this Broncos defense has Trevor in a gulag
December 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hoo boy this Broncos defense has Trevor in a gulag
People tried really, really hard to talk themselves into the Cowboys, and they may not even finish above .500
December 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
People tried really, really hard to talk themselves into the Cowboys, and they may not even finish above .500
Yeah man the Kraken need to fire Ron Francis, we've been saying it.
Heavy rains in Washington State this month prompted officials to warn about flooded roadways, water damage to homes and one rare potential consequence: toilet rats.
Toilet Rats: Rare, but There
Heavy rains have prompted public health officials in Washington to warn residents about toilet rats, a rare plumbing nightmare that drives frantic calls to pest control experts.
nyti.ms
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Yeah man the Kraken need to fire Ron Francis, we've been saying it.