Dad Bod Elvis
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Philadelphia sports fan; long time fantasy football player (1999?); wished my dad lived to see the Eagles Super Bowl win (twice!)
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Wife: Does Trump realize that if he decides to send a tank into Philly they're gonna take the tank? Then what
Me: my guess is someone is gonna try and drive it to Cowboys Stadium
Me: my guess is someone is gonna try and drive it to Cowboys Stadium
January 22, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Wife: Does Trump realize that if he decides to send a tank into Philly they're gonna take the tank? Then what
Me: my guess is someone is gonna try and drive it to Cowboys Stadium
Me: my guess is someone is gonna try and drive it to Cowboys Stadium
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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even his pals think he's a bitch
MSNBC is exclusively reporting that FBI agents were repeatedly steered to Tom Homan by one of his own associates which is how he wound up in a contracts-for-cash sting, according to 4 sources familiar with the investigation and a government document reviewed by MSNBC.
www.msnbc.com/katy-tur/wat...
www.msnbc.com/katy-tur/wat...
MSNBC Exclusive: Former ICE officer led the FBI to Tom Homan
MSNBC is exclusively reporting that FBI agents were repeatedly steered to Tom Homan by one of his own associates which is how he wound up in a contracts-for-cash sting, according to four sources famil...
www.msnbc.com
September 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
even his pals think he's a bitch
September 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.
September 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.
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Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
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You've collectively donated over $8000 to the Gaza Soup Kitchen from this post over the last two days—thank you so much to everyone who's sharing and donating!
The Gaza Soup Kitchen run by Hani Almadhoun and family is currently feeding 3000 people a day under the monstrous conditions of the engineered famine happening before our eyes. You can help feed at least a few people. Please donate: gofund.me/e37b4bae
Donate to Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian Kids in north Gaza, organized by Hani Almadhoun
Do you know what it’s like to watch your family starve? I do.
My… Hani Almadhoun needs your support for Hot meals 4 Starved Palestinian Kids in north Gaza
gofund.me
July 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You've collectively donated over $8000 to the Gaza Soup Kitchen from this post over the last two days—thank you so much to everyone who's sharing and donating!
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a thin white woman in head to toe lululemon screaming at these thugs makes me think ICE has jumped the shark
July 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
a thin white woman in head to toe lululemon screaming at these thugs makes me think ICE has jumped the shark
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The Phillies did the kiss cam thing to Coldplay
July 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The Phillies did the kiss cam thing to Coldplay
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When you’re banging the head of HR do you still have to do your exit interview
July 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When you’re banging the head of HR do you still have to do your exit interview
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My mom and stepdad are from the same diaspora group as Zohran Mamdani’s dad (same like “my stepdad was kicked out of the same town and knows some of his classmates”) and apparently the New York Times doesn’t understand how diaspora works, so I am going to tell you a little about my mom’s people!
July 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My mom and stepdad are from the same diaspora group as Zohran Mamdani’s dad (same like “my stepdad was kicked out of the same town and knows some of his classmates”) and apparently the New York Times doesn’t understand how diaspora works, so I am going to tell you a little about my mom’s people!
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You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
June 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
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Pilot of the helicopter filming focusing instead on his failing marriage
June 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Pilot of the helicopter filming focusing instead on his failing marriage
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At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
June 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
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this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
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it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
April 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
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watching markets tumble while also watching tesla tumble
a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat
ALT: a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
watching markets tumble while also watching tesla tumble
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I swear Senate Democrats would be sitting at the Council of Elrond saying that the peoples of Middle Earth want to know we can work with Sauron to use the One Ring cooperatively
March 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I swear Senate Democrats would be sitting at the Council of Elrond saying that the peoples of Middle Earth want to know we can work with Sauron to use the One Ring cooperatively
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You cannot make this shit up. Sharing this jaw-dropping story with a gift link -- give it a read.
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You cannot make this shit up. Sharing this jaw-dropping story with a gift link -- give it a read.
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every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
March 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
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I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.
From Around the Horn:
From Around the Horn:
March 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.
From Around the Horn:
From Around the Horn:
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In this interview Schumer says he agrees with Trump’s decision to pull $400 million from Columbia. A university in his own state. And he’s unconcerned about the unlawful arrest of Mahmoud Khalil, one of his constituents.
He is a traitor who needs to resign.
He is a traitor who needs to resign.
‘The Interview’: Chuck Schumer on Democrats, Antisemitism and His Shutdown Retreat
The Senate minority leader discusses the backlash to his vote on the Republican spending bill, how he sees his role within the party and his new book.
www.nytimes.com
March 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
In this interview Schumer says he agrees with Trump’s decision to pull $400 million from Columbia. A university in his own state. And he’s unconcerned about the unlawful arrest of Mahmoud Khalil, one of his constituents.
He is a traitor who needs to resign.
He is a traitor who needs to resign.
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First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said “hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now” because I actually paid attention to the poem
March 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said “hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now” because I actually paid attention to the poem
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'Did you even say thank you?'
March 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
'Did you even say thank you?'