@singletoned.bsky.social
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Robert Pattinson's Batman is genuinely one of my favorite autistic characters I've seen in modern fiction.
He's not the autism representation we deserve, but he's the autism representation we need.
Or whatever the line is.
(It's also just the best take on The Batman we've gotten in cinema tbh)
He's not the autism representation we deserve, but he's the autism representation we need.
Or whatever the line is.
(It's also just the best take on The Batman we've gotten in cinema tbh)
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Robert Pattinson's Batman is genuinely one of my favorite autistic characters I've seen in modern fiction.
He's not the autism representation we deserve, but he's the autism representation we need.
Or whatever the line is.
(It's also just the best take on The Batman we've gotten in cinema tbh)
He's not the autism representation we deserve, but he's the autism representation we need.
Or whatever the line is.
(It's also just the best take on The Batman we've gotten in cinema tbh)
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This site is a bunch of interesting folks but also the last hanger-ons to the idea that progress happens through snarky pile-ons. May they one day form a completely disconnected cluster
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
This site is a bunch of interesting folks but also the last hanger-ons to the idea that progress happens through snarky pile-ons. May they one day form a completely disconnected cluster
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There was actually a time quite recently when the Young People still used Tinder
(Published around the time of Dawn Chorus Day)
(Published around the time of Dawn Chorus Day)
![[Scene is a WOODLAND just before dawn. In a tree, a TEENAGE ROBIN with big headphones on is slouching on a branch, swiping on her phone. Her DAD ROBIN approaches her on the branch looking cheerful with her MUM ROBIN also in tow].
DAD ROBIN:
Wakey wakey darling, it's National Dawn Chorus Day!
TEENAGE ROBIN:
Ugh, Dad...
DAD ROBIN:
Come on, dear...
DAD ROBIN:
It's time for us all to shout into the darkness for sex!
TEENAGE ROBIN:
What
DAD ROBIN:
You're a big bird now.
Time to put down that blessed phone and find a mate...
TEENAGE ROBIN:
I am.
On Tinder.
[She swipes on her phone]
DAD ROBIN:
Oh for heaven's sake.
Your generation has no sense of tradition!
TEENAGE ROBIN:
Right... so you'd rather I found love by bellowing into the woods for a pre-dawn hookup with a total stranger?
DAD ROBIN:
It's natural!
TEENAGE ROBIN:
It's dogging.
DAD ROBIN:
Well that's how your Mum and I had you...
TEENAGE ROBIN:
OH MY GOD GROSS
MUM ROBIN [Singing sweetly into the air]:
Sex pleeease...
TEENAGE ROBIN:
Stop it Mum.
MUM ROBIN:
SEEEEEX PLEEEEAAAASE...
TEENAGE ROBIN:
MUUUM!
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November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
There was actually a time quite recently when the Young People still used Tinder
(Published around the time of Dawn Chorus Day)
(Published around the time of Dawn Chorus Day)
I really hope someone asks me to do this one day
October 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I really hope someone asks me to do this one day
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it's kinda weird that all the software i am expected to use for work are all written by distributed teams, go, python, postgres, linux, chrome, k8s etc
and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way
and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way
October 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
it's kinda weird that all the software i am expected to use for work are all written by distributed teams, go, python, postgres, linux, chrome, k8s etc
and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way
and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way
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Ah, Ghost Town – I once took ideas from @rathergood.bsky.social and @drivelsieve.bsky.social and ruined this song with some goats #totp
The Specials – Goat Town
YouTube video by Bagpuss
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July 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ah, Ghost Town – I once took ideas from @rathergood.bsky.social and @drivelsieve.bsky.social and ruined this song with some goats #totp
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Quitting programming as a career right now because of LLMs would be like quitting carpentry as a career thanks to the invention of the table saw.
July 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Quitting programming as a career right now because of LLMs would be like quitting carpentry as a career thanks to the invention of the table saw.
I love when you order food in a foreign restaurant and the head waiter gets sent over to warn you about the meal, and check if you want it
There is no way I’m not having that now
There is no way I’m not having that now
June 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I love when you order food in a foreign restaurant and the head waiter gets sent over to warn you about the meal, and check if you want it
There is no way I’m not having that now
There is no way I’m not having that now
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This is literally an old Viz comic strip:
May 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This is literally an old Viz comic strip:
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The word “login” comes from throwing a log attached to a rope with knots overboard a ship to see how many knots go by over time (see also, knots as speed). You’d then put that info in the “log book.” You’d “log in” on a regular basis. This wasn’t from 1959, it was likely from 1689! Etymology baby!
May 17, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The word “login” comes from throwing a log attached to a rope with knots overboard a ship to see how many knots go by over time (see also, knots as speed). You’d then put that info in the “log book.” You’d “log in” on a regular basis. This wasn’t from 1959, it was likely from 1689! Etymology baby!
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The makers of Breaking Bad used 62 episodes to tell a slightly worse version of a story Steely Dan told in 4m38s in Kid Charlemagne. If you watched Breaking Bad, you lost.
May 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The makers of Breaking Bad used 62 episodes to tell a slightly worse version of a story Steely Dan told in 4m38s in Kid Charlemagne. If you watched Breaking Bad, you lost.
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Michael Spicer: No Room.
Returns on Wednesday 30th April on Radio 4 at 11pm
Returns on Wednesday 30th April on Radio 4 at 11pm
April 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Michael Spicer: No Room.
Returns on Wednesday 30th April on Radio 4 at 11pm
Returns on Wednesday 30th April on Radio 4 at 11pm
None of these is anyone's favourite tool. I guess "Works with the shitty tools your company forces you to use because of a one-off backhander a decade ago" was too long
April 18, 2025 at 9:13 AM
None of these is anyone's favourite tool. I guess "Works with the shitty tools your company forces you to use because of a one-off backhander a decade ago" was too long
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He’s a real threat from deep
April 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
He’s a real threat from deep
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Time to read up on the French Revolution?
April 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Time to read up on the French Revolution?
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On this date in 1794 was born famed orator Edward Everett, who spoke at Gettysburg for two hours before Abraham Lincoln took two minutes for his own remarks. Everett was entirely gracious:
"The fuck, Abe? Did you write that shit on the back of an envelope at breakfast? Fuck me. I'm dead."
"The fuck, Abe? Did you write that shit on the back of an envelope at breakfast? Fuck me. I'm dead."
April 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
On this date in 1794 was born famed orator Edward Everett, who spoke at Gettysburg for two hours before Abraham Lincoln took two minutes for his own remarks. Everett was entirely gracious:
"The fuck, Abe? Did you write that shit on the back of an envelope at breakfast? Fuck me. I'm dead."
"The fuck, Abe? Did you write that shit on the back of an envelope at breakfast? Fuck me. I'm dead."
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Did you know this???
April 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Did you know this???
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Today, on Libero, Tariq Panja, Miguel Delaney, James Horncastle and I talk Champions League and how it can be improved, and ask whether clubs have DNA, while proving our DNA is to be embarrassed by events happening between recording and publication.
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Libero: Libero 007: Slapping Brest With a 57 Percent Tariff
On Libero today, Jonathan Wilson, James Horncastle, Miguel Delaney and Tariq Panja discuss the new Champions League format. Is it better than what came before? Were there really more surprises? And...
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April 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Today, on Libero, Tariq Panja, Miguel Delaney, James Horncastle and I talk Champions League and how it can be improved, and ask whether clubs have DNA, while proving our DNA is to be embarrassed by events happening between recording and publication.
pod.fo/e/2c52a7
pod.fo/e/2c52a7
As a cyclist my problem with the online cycling community is that it is mostly white privileged men who desperately want to be the victims for once. It’s why they can’t ever accept any responsibility or admit any flaws
April 5, 2025 at 10:38 AM
As a cyclist my problem with the online cycling community is that it is mostly white privileged men who desperately want to be the victims for once. It’s why they can’t ever accept any responsibility or admit any flaws
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Got to keep up with the Joneses over here on Bluesky
November 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Got to keep up with the Joneses over here on Bluesky
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For Americans who didn’t get the joy of living through the Truss/Kwarteng budget, this is the point where the government starts to call the stock market left-wing and/or woke.
April 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
For Americans who didn’t get the joy of living through the Truss/Kwarteng budget, this is the point where the government starts to call the stock market left-wing and/or woke.
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Thought experiment: If a narcissist orangutang punches all your friends giving them 20-40% bruises all over their bodies, but the same orangutang only punches you so bad you get 10% bruises because you kissed his hairy, orange ape arse - is that something to feel good about?
Just asking for Britain
Just asking for Britain
April 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Thought experiment: If a narcissist orangutang punches all your friends giving them 20-40% bruises all over their bodies, but the same orangutang only punches you so bad you get 10% bruises because you kissed his hairy, orange ape arse - is that something to feel good about?
Just asking for Britain
Just asking for Britain
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Penknife Magic Tutorial!🤫
April 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Penknife Magic Tutorial!🤫
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"I sometimes lived at Michael Mann's house"
RIP Val Kilmer, it was really funny that you and Marlon Brando fucking hated each other. Two chaotic legends.
RIP Val Kilmer, it was really funny that you and Marlon Brando fucking hated each other. Two chaotic legends.
April 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
"I sometimes lived at Michael Mann's house"
RIP Val Kilmer, it was really funny that you and Marlon Brando fucking hated each other. Two chaotic legends.
RIP Val Kilmer, it was really funny that you and Marlon Brando fucking hated each other. Two chaotic legends.
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