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i used to take pictures of crows, but it's been a while

they/them thanks
reading a paper and thinking LaTeX was a mistake

you might notice the ± used as an argument, also used as a superscript on a subscript variable, and also used as a return value, along with ∓

which means -1 or +1 as a return value
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
one chaos with ed miliband please
Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.
The Economic Impact of Brexit
Other
siepr.stanford.edu
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
world never stops huh
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
replacing radio with twitch djs has been a little hit and miss but that's kinda why i am enjoying it
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"i'm thinking of writing my own markdown"

me: here's what i changed, plus here's a parser evaluation grammar i wrote for commonmark, my variant, and the custom interpreter that handles columns and indents. there's a spec with inline tests, the terminal pager does reflow on resize + tab complete
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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how wonderful to have a section of your source code which is fully legible sprite data
gladiator, type-in listing, excerpt, zx81 (1983) archive.org/details/cavg...
October 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
no hot water, big day
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
in notes to a future self, here's some example python code for a ziptree, a randomly balanced binary tree

gist.github.com/tef/0e1827eb...

it's about 100 ish lines of python
ziptree.py
GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
gist.github.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
left the house, saw two old buddies, chatted shit, came home

huge day
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
a remake of austin powers, set in 2027 in which austin awakens after being frozen in 1997, and struggles to deal with the changes (no headphone jack, locked out of hotmail for inactivity, geocities page offline, sega no longer make consoles, etc)
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
thought i was being super smart by parametizing my code in a specific way, turns out i wasn't, and i've just finishing undoing all of my genius work
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
so glad we've moved on from the days of a tory government and the constant leadership election fighting, or the leaks to the press to focus group policy
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
i still twitch whenever i get an email so i'm doing great thanks for checking in
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i am looking forward to replacing my "find a job" anxiety with "oh no will i keep this job" anxiety in the future, it's usually a little easier to deal with

i am also looking forwards to having a social battery again and not being in constant panic
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
every day i am told "ai solves technical problems" and every day i see ai making the social problems worse

today it's an ocaml PR, where someone desiring the status of a contributor but unwilling to do anything more than copy and pasting things out of chatbot logs

a huge waste of people's time
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
current status: one cat on my chair, two on my lap
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
every so often i encounter a prog rock fan who extolls to me the "weird time signatures" they've encountered

and i get to bring out some of my most useless knowledge: my brother in christ, the mario kart 64 winning theme is in 11/8 or 6/4 and 5/4 alternating

weird time signatures are everywhere
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
i might seem fussy about UK vs US keyboard layouts, but please bear in mind

i use the characters #, \, |, `, ~ several hundreds of times a day, and I use £ or § or ± maybe once a month, so everything is several times more frustrating

the keys `~ and \| and 'return' are all in different places too
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
praying i can replace this UK keyboard laptop with one that has a proper and correct US keyboard layout, as god intended
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
it's a small thing but i've gotten a work laptop with the absolute garbage UK key layout, and not the US (all the keyboard shortcuts work) layout

i am absolutely going to try and get it fixed, UK keyboard layouts are banned under the geneva convention for cruel and unusual punishment
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
information gladly given but safety requires avoiding unnecessary conversation
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM