Shoegaze
@shugaze.bsky.social
Welcoming every grey hair in my beard with open arms.
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
The projections of the right’s dissolution have been wildly exaggerated for a decade now.
“Trump never worked with Epstein!”
“No, Trump’s the one who turned him in!”
“No, the Epstein stuff is a Democrat hoax!”
“No, those files are fake!”
Watching MAGA twist themselves into pretzels over the past year has been something to behold.
This will be their undoing.
“No, Trump’s the one who turned him in!”
“No, the Epstein stuff is a Democrat hoax!”
“No, those files are fake!”
Watching MAGA twist themselves into pretzels over the past year has been something to behold.
This will be their undoing.
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The projections of the right’s dissolution have been wildly exaggerated for a decade now.
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Catherine my good bitch you guys are the only ones who do not know where the Republicans stand
Steve Inskeep: You think the Republicans voting with you here will not only agree to these measures, but actually try to do something if the administration ignores them?
Sen Cortez Masto: If they go back on their word, then the American public will know where the Republicans stand.
Sen Cortez Masto: If they go back on their word, then the American public will know where the Republicans stand.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Catherine my good bitch you guys are the only ones who do not know where the Republicans stand
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Sometimes I feel like half the country has that Memento disease and we all need to start writing things on our fucking bodies
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Sometimes I feel like half the country has that Memento disease and we all need to start writing things on our fucking bodies
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Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
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Let’s go, Thursday.
October 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Let’s go, Thursday.
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ezra klein and noah smith are functionally the same person but ezra klein is slightly more insidious bc noah smith is out here being an explicit rabid fool but EK is still capable of sounding magnanimous to people who are not good at noticing when someone’s only strength is performing intelligence
September 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
ezra klein and noah smith are functionally the same person but ezra klein is slightly more insidious bc noah smith is out here being an explicit rabid fool but EK is still capable of sounding magnanimous to people who are not good at noticing when someone’s only strength is performing intelligence
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i think how we got here is that the right's favorite move is working the ref and the radical centrist's favorite move is self flattery that they could never be worked
September 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i think how we got here is that the right's favorite move is working the ref and the radical centrist's favorite move is self flattery that they could never be worked
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this is as far as i can genuinely go on this
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
this is as far as i can genuinely go on this
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Wow one of the guys who got famous and rich from broadcasting stochastic violence got murked? Truly who could have seen it coming.
September 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Wow one of the guys who got famous and rich from broadcasting stochastic violence got murked? Truly who could have seen it coming.
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If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
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Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
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the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now we’re fucked
September 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now we’re fucked
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wrapped in chains, howling in the basement as my crying wife presses her body against the door to prevent me from leaving the house to buy another shacket
September 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
wrapped in chains, howling in the basement as my crying wife presses her body against the door to prevent me from leaving the house to buy another shacket
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call us old fashioned but, this account finds newsom's "check out my rock-hard AI nipples. they're absolutely glistening" platform less inspirational than pritz's "you fascists bring that shit here and I will personally fuck your asses up."
Illinois Gov. Pritzker vows to pursue Trump officials who participate in an illegal National Guard deployment to Chicago:
"If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."
"If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."
August 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
call us old fashioned but, this account finds newsom's "check out my rock-hard AI nipples. they're absolutely glistening" platform less inspirational than pritz's "you fascists bring that shit here and I will personally fuck your asses up."
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What's actually gonna happen is they're gonna have to spend months gutting it to remove the listening devices and fixing other security breaches and the New York Times will run an A1 feature on how much "taxpayer money" the Dem president is spending on it like it's a huge scandal
The next Democratic administration needs to strip all the gold and icons out of the White House like radical Dutch Calvinists in the 1500s
August 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
What's actually gonna happen is they're gonna have to spend months gutting it to remove the listening devices and fixing other security breaches and the New York Times will run an A1 feature on how much "taxpayer money" the Dem president is spending on it like it's a huge scandal
My vote goes to the democrat who has the stones to say this about his pardons.
Trump on Biden's pardons: "It looks to me like those pardons are worthless."
August 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My vote goes to the democrat who has the stones to say this about his pardons.
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I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*
August 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*