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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · Oct 29
Here are the winners of Jezebel's 2025 Scary Story Contest. Read at your own risk!
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10 Spine-Chilling Stories That Will Make Your Skin Crawl
Here are the winners of Jezebel's 2025 Scary Story Contest. Read at your own risk!
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As it turns out, the one thing Johnson does worse than provide no answers is provide some.
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Mike Johnson’s Got the Work of a Firefighter, the Mind of a Therapist, and the Brain of a Waffle
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December 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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I don’t want to be too credulous here, but according to celebrity doctor Daniel Amen, Kim has “holes” in her brain and “low activity” in her frontal lobe.
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And Now a Moment for Kim Kardashian's Brain
I don’t want to be too credulous here, but according to celebrity doctor Daniel Amen, Kim has “holes” in her brain and “low activity” in her frontal lobe.
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December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Barf Bag: The former Senator is a psychedelics lobbyist now, and has jetted to Mexico and Aspen to talk up hallucinogenic ibogaine.
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Kyrsten Sinema's New Job Ensures She'll Remain the Most Annoying Person in the Room
Baarf Bag: The former Senator is a psychedelics lobbyist now, and has jetted to Mexico and Aspen to talk up hallucinogenic ibogaine.
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November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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If "Fruity Pebbles" means nothing to you, then god bless your Secret Lives of Mormon Wives-free brain.
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I'm So Grateful for Our Petty 'Mormon Wives' Queens
If "Fruity Pebbles" means nothing to you, then god bless your Secret Lives of Mormon Wives-free brain.
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November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Our press propagandist has nothing to say about her brother's ex-fiancée, who's being held by ICE in Louisiana despite being in the final stages of getting her green card.
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Karoline 'Pro-Family' Leavitt's Been Real Quiet About ICE Detaining Her Nephew's Mother
Our press propagandist has nothing to say about her brother's ex-fiancée, who's being held by ICE in Louisiana despite being in the final stages of getting her green card.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I do not, at this time, possess the emotional bandwidth to grapple with the concept of a man who lays eggs.
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Kate Beckinsale’s Tale About Her Daughter’s Boyfriend Has Rewired My Brain in Irreversible Ways
I do not, at this time, possess the emotional bandwidth to grapple with the concept of a man who lays eggs.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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In a year as bad as 2025, pie is not just good for eating.
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Who Do You Want to Pie in the Face This Thanksgiving?
In a year as bad as 2025, pie is not just good for eating.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Perry is now demanding $5 million in damages from the 85-year-old veteran whose home she already seemingly managed to buy out from under him.
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Katy Perry's Never Met an Elderly Person With Property She Didn't Want to Bully
Perry is now demanding $5 million in damages from the 85-year-old veteran whose home she already seemingly managed to buy out from under him.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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I do not, at this time, possess the emotional bandwidth to grapple with the concept of a man who lays eggs.
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Kate Beckinsale’s Tale About Her Daughter’s Boyfriend Has Rewired My Brain in Irreversible Ways
I do not, at this time, possess the emotional bandwidth to grapple with the concept of a man who lays eggs.
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November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Rep. Robin Kelly of Illinois introduced a new bill this week to improve maternal health after the video of Mercedes Wells went viral.
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Black Woman Forced to Give Birth in Car After Hospital Ignored Her Pain
Rep. Robin Kelly of Illinois introduced a new bill this week to improve maternal health after the video of Mercedes Wells went viral.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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In a year as bad as 2025, pie is not just good for eating.
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Who Do You Want to Pie in the Face This Thanksgiving?
In a year as bad as 2025, pie is not just good for eating.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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U.S. embassies around the world have been instructed to categorize abortion access, DEI policies, and transgender care for minors as human rights infringements.
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In the U.S., Nothing Says Human Rights Abuse Like Ensuring Reproductive Freedom!
U.S. embassies around the world have been instructed to categorize abortion access, DEI policies, and transgender care for minors as human rights infringements.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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The judge threw out the indictments against James Comey and Letitia James and wrote that Bondi couldn't "reach back in time and rewrite the terms of a past appointment.”
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Federal Judge Calls Out Pam Bondi's Attempt at Time Travel While Disqualifying Lindsey Halligan
The judge threw out the indictments against James Comey and Letitia James and wrote that Bondi couldn't "reach back in time and rewrite the terms of a past appointment.”
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November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Hailey Bieber put to rest a weekend’s worth of discourse by posting an Instagram story proving that her husband did, in fact, help her celebrate her 29th birthday.
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Finally, the World Can Know Peace
Hailey Bieber put to rest a weekend’s worth of discourse by posting an Instagram story proving that her husband did, in fact, help her celebrate her 29th birthday.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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U.S. embassies around the world have been instructed to categorize abortion access, DEI policies, and transgender care for minors as human rights infringements.
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In the U.S., Nothing Says Human Rights Abuse Like Ensuring Reproductive Freedom!
U.S. embassies around the world have been instructed to categorize abortion access, DEI policies, and transgender care for minors as human rights infringements.
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November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Despite entering as the lowest seed in the year's playoffs, Gotham FC fought tooth and nail to make it to the final—and secured their second win in three years.
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Gotham FC Brings NWSL Trophy Back to NYC
Despite entering as the lowest seed in the year's playoffs, Gotham FC fought tooth and nail to make it to the final—and secured their second win in three years.
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November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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The AGs of Kansas, Missouri, and Idaho are going after the FDA’s recent approval of a generic form of mifepristone as part of their larger lawsuit against the agency.
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These Anti-Abortion AGs Can't Leave the Abortion Pill Alone
The AGs of Kansas, Missouri, and Idaho are going after the FDA’s recent approval of a generic form of mifepristone as part of their larger lawsuit against the agency.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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"I have my own story I could tell, but I don’t want to bring attention to it," Hoover told Elle about the drama surrounding the It Ends With Us lawsuits. Unfortunately, she now has my attention.
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Um, Colleen Hoover, Now You Have to Tell Us
"I have my own story I could tell, but I don’t want to bring attention to it," Hoover told Elle about the drama surrounding the It Ends With Us lawsuits. Unfortunately, she now has my attention.
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November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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And her ex-fiancé revealed their contents in his newsletter. No one involved in this story is behaving well.
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RFK Jr. Wrote Olivia Nuzzi Pervy Poems
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November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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I can appreciate a jam-band but that's not what I'd expect to hear after 1 a.m. while pouring my fourth glass of bubbly next to someone who got famous on Vine.
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MadLibs: Did John Mayer's TikTok Girlfriend Watch Him Play Grateful Dead Songs at Formula 1 Afterparty?
I can appreciate a jam-band but that's not what I'd expect to hear after 1 a.m. while pouring my fourth glass of bubbly next to someone who got famous on Vine.
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November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Barf Bag: Sean Duffy to pissed off travelers: "Be in a good mood, dress up."
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Reality Star Transportation Secretary Suggests People Dressing Up Will Fix Nightmare Air Travel Experience
Barf Bag: Sean Duffy to pissed off travelers: "Be in a good mood, dress up."
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November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"I have my own story I could tell, but I don’t want to bring attention to it," Hoover told Elle about the drama surrounding the It Ends With Us lawsuits. Unfortunately, she now has my attention.
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Um, Colleen Hoover, Now You Have to Tell Us
"I have my own story I could tell, but I don’t want to bring attention to it," Hoover told Elle about the drama surrounding the It Ends With Us lawsuits. Unfortunately, she now has my attention.
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November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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While I don’t think this conspiracy has legs, it would explain why Timmy had to skip Kris Jenner’s big 70th birthday bash...
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There’s This Conspiracy About Timothée Chalamet I Have to Tell You About
While I don’t think this conspiracy has legs, it would explain why Timmy had to skip Kris Jenner’s big 70th birthday bash...
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November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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How long will we allow these backwards laws to tear families apart? How long will politicians stand idly by as these cruel policies snuff out the lives of brilliant, beloved human beings?

The injustice is intolerable. We MUST overturn these archaic bans before more precious lives are lost. No more.
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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The report was pulled in February under Trump’s anti-DEI orders—and despite senators’ demands, it still hasn’t been restored.
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Trump Admin Got Rid of Report on Indigenous Deaths & Disappearances
The report was pulled in February under Trump’s anti-DEI orders—and despite senators’ demands, it still hasn’t been restored.
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November 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM