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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · Oct 29
Here are the winners of Jezebel's 2025 Scary Story Contest. Read at your own risk!
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10 Spine-Chilling Stories That Will Make Your Skin Crawl
Here are the winners of Jezebel's 2025 Scary Story Contest. Read at your own risk!
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The GOP senator can't ignore Hegseth's constantly changing story about boat strike double taps that other Congress members are calling a war crime.
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Even Rand Paul Thinks Pete Hegseth Is Either Lying or Incompetent
Pete Hegseth has changed his story on the alleged "double tap" boat strike so many times that even Rand Paul is calling out the BS.
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December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Cheryl Hines made a rare appearance alongside Melania Trump and Usha Vance on Monday.
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Behold! The I-Hate-My-MAGA-Husband Club
Cheryl Hines made a rare appearance alongside Melania Trump and Usha Vance on Monday.
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December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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And Trump's lackeys are trying to fill the spots with more MAGA lawyers.
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Trump’s Department of Injustice Has Fired 8 More Immigration Judges
And Trump's lackeys are trying to fill the spots with more MAGA lawyers.
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December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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"I would like Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so that they lose a limb and bleed out a little," Kelly said of the unarmed fishermen while discussing the administration's unauthorized boat strikes.
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Megyn Kelly Appears to Fantasize About People Being Tortured to Death
"I would like Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so that they lose a limb and bleed out a little," Kelly said of the unarmed fishermen while discussing the administration's unauthorized boa...
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December 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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“Her acting is as honest as our faith and as complicated as chemistry. She’s not deceiving us, she is practicing magic," Holland said at Paulson's Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony.
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Holland Taylor's Speech About Sarah Paulson Is the Loveliest Thing You'll Read This Week
“Her acting is as honest as our faith and as complicated as chemistry. She’s not deceiving us, she is practicing magic," Holland said at Paulson's Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony.
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December 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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The conservative justices appear like they'll help anti-abortion fake clinics avoid a subpoena—and any modicum of accountability.
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Supreme Court Seems Likely to Side With Anti-Abortion Pregnancy Centers
The conservative justices appear like they'll help anti-abortion fake clinics avoid a subpoena—and any modicum of accountability.
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December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Cheryl Hines made a rare appearance alongside Melania Trump and Usha Vance on Monday.
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Behold! The I-Hate-My-MAGA-Husband Club
Cheryl Hines made a rare appearance alongside Melania Trump and Usha Vance on Monday.
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December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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"I would like Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so that they lose a limb and bleed out a little," Kelly said of the unarmed fishermen while discussing the administration's unauthorized boat strikes.
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Megyn Kelly Appears to Fantasize About People Being Tortured to Death
"I would like Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so that they lose a limb and bleed out a little," Kelly said of the unarmed fishermen while discussing the administration's unauthorized boa...
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December 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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As it turns out, the one thing Johnson does worse than provide no answers is provide some.
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Mike Johnson’s Got the Work of a Firefighter, the Mind of a Therapist, and the Brain of a Waffle
Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.
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December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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A new report by the Intercept reveals the State Department wants to use a new aid agreement template, which will require foreign countries to share extensive health and pathogen data—as well as abortion data—if they want to receive federal funding.
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Trump Admin Plans to Use U.S. Aid as a Bargaining Chip in its Anti-Abortion Agenda
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December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Maxx Morando's dad posted Miley's new hardware on Instagram in November.
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Miley Cyrus' Future Father-in-Law Might Have Already Confirmed Rumored Engagement
Maxx Morando's dad posted Miley's new hardware on Instagram in November.
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December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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As it turns out, the one thing Johnson does worse than provide no answers is provide some.
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Mike Johnson’s Got the Work of a Firefighter, the Mind of a Therapist, and the Brain of a Waffle
Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.
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December 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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I don’t want to be too credulous here, but according to celebrity doctor Daniel Amen, Kim has “holes” in her brain and “low activity” in her frontal lobe.
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And Now a Moment for Kim Kardashian's Brain
I don’t want to be too credulous here, but according to celebrity doctor Daniel Amen, Kim has “holes” in her brain and “low activity” in her frontal lobe.
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December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Barf Bag: The former Senator is a psychedelics lobbyist now, and has jetted to Mexico and Aspen to talk up hallucinogenic ibogaine.
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Kyrsten Sinema's New Job Ensures She'll Remain the Most Annoying Person in the Room
Baarf Bag: The former Senator is a psychedelics lobbyist now, and has jetted to Mexico and Aspen to talk up hallucinogenic ibogaine.
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November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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If "Fruity Pebbles" means nothing to you, then god bless your Secret Lives of Mormon Wives-free brain.
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I'm So Grateful for Our Petty 'Mormon Wives' Queens
If "Fruity Pebbles" means nothing to you, then god bless your Secret Lives of Mormon Wives-free brain.
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November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Our press propagandist has nothing to say about her brother's ex-fiancée, who's being held by ICE in Louisiana despite being in the final stages of getting her green card.
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Karoline 'Pro-Family' Leavitt's Been Real Quiet About ICE Detaining Her Nephew's Mother
Our press propagandist has nothing to say about her brother's ex-fiancée, who's being held by ICE in Louisiana despite being in the final stages of getting her green card.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I do not, at this time, possess the emotional bandwidth to grapple with the concept of a man who lays eggs.
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Kate Beckinsale’s Tale About Her Daughter’s Boyfriend Has Rewired My Brain in Irreversible Ways
I do not, at this time, possess the emotional bandwidth to grapple with the concept of a man who lays eggs.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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In a year as bad as 2025, pie is not just good for eating.
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Who Do You Want to Pie in the Face This Thanksgiving?
In a year as bad as 2025, pie is not just good for eating.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Perry is now demanding $5 million in damages from the 85-year-old veteran whose home she already seemingly managed to buy out from under him.
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Katy Perry's Never Met an Elderly Person With Property She Didn't Want to Bully
Perry is now demanding $5 million in damages from the 85-year-old veteran whose home she already seemingly managed to buy out from under him.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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I do not, at this time, possess the emotional bandwidth to grapple with the concept of a man who lays eggs.
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Kate Beckinsale’s Tale About Her Daughter’s Boyfriend Has Rewired My Brain in Irreversible Ways
I do not, at this time, possess the emotional bandwidth to grapple with the concept of a man who lays eggs.
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November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Rep. Robin Kelly of Illinois introduced a new bill this week to improve maternal health after the video of Mercedes Wells went viral.
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Black Woman Forced to Give Birth in Car After Hospital Ignored Her Pain
Rep. Robin Kelly of Illinois introduced a new bill this week to improve maternal health after the video of Mercedes Wells went viral.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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In a year as bad as 2025, pie is not just good for eating.
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Who Do You Want to Pie in the Face This Thanksgiving?
In a year as bad as 2025, pie is not just good for eating.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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U.S. embassies around the world have been instructed to categorize abortion access, DEI policies, and transgender care for minors as human rights infringements.
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In the U.S., Nothing Says Human Rights Abuse Like Ensuring Reproductive Freedom!
U.S. embassies around the world have been instructed to categorize abortion access, DEI policies, and transgender care for minors as human rights infringements.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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The judge threw out the indictments against James Comey and Letitia James and wrote that Bondi couldn't "reach back in time and rewrite the terms of a past appointment.”
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Federal Judge Calls Out Pam Bondi's Attempt at Time Travel While Disqualifying Lindsey Halligan
The judge threw out the indictments against James Comey and Letitia James and wrote that Bondi couldn't "reach back in time and rewrite the terms of a past appointment.”
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November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Hailey Bieber put to rest a weekend’s worth of discourse by posting an Instagram story proving that her husband did, in fact, help her celebrate her 29th birthday.
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Finally, the World Can Know Peace
Hailey Bieber put to rest a weekend’s worth of discourse by posting an Instagram story proving that her husband did, in fact, help her celebrate her 29th birthday.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM