Sheisty 🎃
@sheisty.bsky.social
I love how Bluesky makes it look like I follow 13 people that follow this account (the two listed explicitly and presumably “11 more”). But when I click on the list, I count 49 people. 47 if you take out the two listed explicitly.
47 is very different than 11…
47 is very different than 11…
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I love how Bluesky makes it look like I follow 13 people that follow this account (the two listed explicitly and presumably “11 more”). But when I click on the list, I count 49 people. 47 if you take out the two listed explicitly.
47 is very different than 11…
47 is very different than 11…
Change one letter. Ruin a candy
Hershey’s Dookies n’ Creme
Hershey’s Dookies n’ Creme
Change one letter. Ruin a candy
Nestle Brunch
Nestle Brunch
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Cow And Later
Cow And Later
October 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Change one letter. Ruin a candy
Hershey’s Dookies n’ Creme
Hershey’s Dookies n’ Creme
Get a bucket and a mop for this wet ass porkussy 🐷
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Get a bucket and a mop for this wet ass porkussy 🐷
You didn’t see shit. Even if the SNAP benefits situation eventually gets fixed, you still didn’t see shit. Don’t be a bootlicker.
A 30 second reminder that you didn’t see nothin. #snitchesgetstitches
October 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You didn’t see shit. Even if the SNAP benefits situation eventually gets fixed, you still didn’t see shit. Don’t be a bootlicker.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
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me: has a team of professional scientists run 60+ tests in an iso-certified lab
some guy in the comments: dO yOuR oWn ReSeArCh
some guy in the comments: dO yOuR oWn ReSeArCh
October 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
me: has a team of professional scientists run 60+ tests in an iso-certified lab
some guy in the comments: dO yOuR oWn ReSeArCh
some guy in the comments: dO yOuR oWn ReSeArCh
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I’m in an unreasonably good mood, let me get on social media and fix it
October 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’m in an unreasonably good mood, let me get on social media and fix it
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10/9/2025 Imagine better!
October 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
10/9/2025 Imagine better!
Them: WWJD
Me:
WYGDWATJATJIYTIGGGGYDGYLDOMH
Me:
WYGDWATJATJIYTIGGGGYDGYLDOMH
Them: WWJD
Me: WWYDIYSWAHCAAOTBFCHHATOWTFHITSWAMFALBOMAHDG
Me: WWYDIYSWAHCAAOTBFCHHATOWTFHITSWAMFALBOMAHDG
October 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Them: WWJD
Me:
WYGDWATJATJIYTIGGGGYDGYLDOMH
Me:
WYGDWATJATJIYTIGGGGYDGYLDOMH
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call me egg the way my brain is scrambled
October 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
call me egg the way my brain is scrambled
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me, when I don’t need soft measuring tape: ugh! why do I have so many of these?!!
me, when I need soft measuring tape: I know I have a lot of these. where are they??
me, when I need soft measuring tape: I know I have a lot of these. where are they??
October 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
me, when I don’t need soft measuring tape: ugh! why do I have so many of these?!!
me, when I need soft measuring tape: I know I have a lot of these. where are they??
me, when I need soft measuring tape: I know I have a lot of these. where are they??
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starting a new social media platform where i will be CEO but no one is allowed to talk shit about me or hurt my little feelings. just wanna get that out in the open from the get go.
October 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
starting a new social media platform where i will be CEO but no one is allowed to talk shit about me or hurt my little feelings. just wanna get that out in the open from the get go.
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try simple yet powerful five-word response.
I just prolapsed my anus.
I just prolapsed my anus.
October 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try simple yet powerful five-word response.
I just prolapsed my anus.
I just prolapsed my anus.
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Im a libertarian and by that i mean the only law should be you cant be mean to ME
October 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Im a libertarian and by that i mean the only law should be you cant be mean to ME
Explain your username
I’m a sheisty mf 💯
Also, I wanted a handle that had no association with my real name 👻
I’m a sheisty mf 💯
Also, I wanted a handle that had no association with my real name 👻
Explain your username
Devi = my nickname
Deviwestside - a play on Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother. He refers to himself as “Teddy West Side”
Devi = my nickname
Deviwestside - a play on Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother. He refers to himself as “Teddy West Side”
October 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Explain your username
I’m a sheisty mf 💯
Also, I wanted a handle that had no association with my real name 👻
I’m a sheisty mf 💯
Also, I wanted a handle that had no association with my real name 👻
When someone makes a mistake driving (or plans poorly) and it directly affects me, it’s kinda wild how quickly my opinion can switch from “fucking bozo” to “what a nice person” once they wave at me.
October 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
When someone makes a mistake driving (or plans poorly) and it directly affects me, it’s kinda wild how quickly my opinion can switch from “fucking bozo” to “what a nice person” once they wave at me.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘈𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘩. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
September 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘈𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘩. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
Making “Highly Engaging Pathfinder Reply Guy” my new resume tagline
September 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Making “Highly Engaging Pathfinder Reply Guy” my new resume tagline
Just in case it’s not known…
You can sign up for AARP at any age.
I signed up a couple of years ago. The membership is super cheap and has pretty decent discounts. Added my SO for free too.
I attached some examples, but they have many more.
Some of their stuff is definitely for dinosaurs though.
You can sign up for AARP at any age.
I signed up a couple of years ago. The membership is super cheap and has pretty decent discounts. Added my SO for free too.
I attached some examples, but they have many more.
Some of their stuff is definitely for dinosaurs though.
September 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Just in case it’s not known…
You can sign up for AARP at any age.
I signed up a couple of years ago. The membership is super cheap and has pretty decent discounts. Added my SO for free too.
I attached some examples, but they have many more.
Some of their stuff is definitely for dinosaurs though.
You can sign up for AARP at any age.
I signed up a couple of years ago. The membership is super cheap and has pretty decent discounts. Added my SO for free too.
I attached some examples, but they have many more.
Some of their stuff is definitely for dinosaurs though.
subtly downgrade a band
brass maiden
brass maiden
subtly downgrade a band
u1
u1
subtly downgrade a band
The Velveteen Underground
The Velveteen Underground
September 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
subtly downgrade a band
brass maiden
brass maiden
let’s go full dessert mode on bsky
best pie: peach
best ice cream: mint chocolate chip
best donut: boston cream
best bar: 3 musketeers
best cake: strawberry cheesecake
best pie: peach
best ice cream: mint chocolate chip
best donut: boston cream
best bar: 3 musketeers
best cake: strawberry cheesecake
Let's go full dessert mode on Bluesky.
Best pie: cherry
Best ice cream: Hershey’s chocolate moose tracks
Best donut: chocolate glazed
Best bar: twix
Best cake: chocolate with ganache icing
Best other: TNTC
Best pie: cherry
Best ice cream: Hershey’s chocolate moose tracks
Best donut: chocolate glazed
Best bar: twix
Best cake: chocolate with ganache icing
Best other: TNTC
Let's go full dessert mode on Bluesky.
Best pie: rhubarb!
Best ice cream: sour cherry sorbet (gelato)
Best donut: old fashioned
Best bar: dark chocolate w/ something salty
Best cake: Italian ricotta cake w/ frutti di bosco (berries)
Best other: watermelon granita. Runner up: flame-grilled peaches
Best pie: rhubarb!
Best ice cream: sour cherry sorbet (gelato)
Best donut: old fashioned
Best bar: dark chocolate w/ something salty
Best cake: Italian ricotta cake w/ frutti di bosco (berries)
Best other: watermelon granita. Runner up: flame-grilled peaches
September 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
let’s go full dessert mode on bsky
best pie: peach
best ice cream: mint chocolate chip
best donut: boston cream
best bar: 3 musketeers
best cake: strawberry cheesecake
best pie: peach
best ice cream: mint chocolate chip
best donut: boston cream
best bar: 3 musketeers
best cake: strawberry cheesecake
Scrota Quota
quotum scrotum
September 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Scrota Quota
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Doctor: do you drink alcohol?
Me: not anymore
Doctor: I see *jots down "fuckin pussy" in his notepad*
Me: not anymore
Doctor: I see *jots down "fuckin pussy" in his notepad*
January 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Doctor: do you drink alcohol?
Me: not anymore
Doctor: I see *jots down "fuckin pussy" in his notepad*
Me: not anymore
Doctor: I see *jots down "fuckin pussy" in his notepad*