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Sheisty 🎃
@sheisty.bsky.social
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I love how Bluesky makes it look like I follow 13 people that follow this account (the two listed explicitly and presumably “11 more”). But when I click on the list, I count 49 people. 47 if you take out the two listed explicitly.

47 is very different than 11…
The Bluesky profile of @screamerjim.bsky.social, who I just followed. The “Followed by” text is cut off, but it says “Followed by David_j_roth, The Nucky Thompson of Going on My Phone, and 11…”.
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
sheisty.bsky.social
Will you accept guest submissions?
A tabby cat looking displeased, as if the reason he’s showing off his toe beans is that he’s been forced into servitude.
October 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
sheisty.bsky.social
Making “Highly Engaging Pathfinder Reply Guy” my new resume tagline
Sheisty’s cred.blue output. 368 / 1000 score. Average is 325. Highest is 789. The posting type is “Highly Engaging Pathfinder Reply Guy”. Bluesky score is 327 with a status of “Very Active”. ATProto score is 41 with a status of “Inactive”.
September 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
sheisty.bsky.social
Just in case it’s not known…

You can sign up for AARP at any age.

I signed up a couple of years ago. The membership is super cheap and has pretty decent discounts. Added my SO for free too.

I attached some examples, but they have many more.

Some of their stuff is definitely for dinosaurs though.
10% off Outback Steakhouse $20 off Valvoline Oil Change 10% off Carrabba’s Italian Grill 10% off Jamba Juice 10% off Joe’s Crab Shack 10% off Landry’s Seafood 20% off UPS Store Mailbox Service 5% off UPS shipping and 15% off other “eligible” services $40 off an annual Walmart+ membership
September 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
sheisty.bsky.social
Sounds like a catch. You miss her
A tri-tip sandwich lookin like some pussy lips spread open
September 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
sheisty.bsky.social
Here’s one for you from the great Kurt Vonnegut:
Kurt Vonnegut’s drawing of an asshole, which looks a lot like an asterisk.
September 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
sheisty.bsky.social
That face:
A goofy cat face with a human smile photoshopped on top of it. This is the “xdd” 7TV emote.
September 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
sheisty.bsky.social
Throwing this picture out there in case it’s helpful to you. The less venomous ones range from “might cause mild pain and in rare cases numbness” to “harmless to humans”. So it’s really the highly venomous ones to worry about.
A chart of Spiders in North Carolina, separated into a “Highly Venomous” category and a “Less Venomous” category. In the highly venomous category, we have the Southern Black Widow, Northern Black Widow, and Brown Recluse. In the less venomous category, we have a handful of Orb Weavers (Hentz, Barn Funnel, Marbled), Jumping Spiders (Emerald, Tan, Bold, Canopy), Wolf Spiders (Rabid, Tiger), and a Yellow Garden Spider.
September 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
sheisty.bsky.social
As a straight dude: I totally agree, but may I present you Matt Bomer
A picture of the actor Matt Bomer, of White Collar fame, from the Golden Globes website.
August 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
sheisty.bsky.social
Same with this dude, but they took very different routes 😂
Dumbass threatens a spam group text which almost certainly is a spoofed phone number, and is prossibly hunting down the unsuspecting owner of the number as we speak. His message: “to the person who added me, i sourced your address and know where you are. watch your back”
August 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
sheisty.bsky.social
Totally normal response to a cheery, moderately funny joke. Not unhinged whatsoever!
@markedly.bsky.social: If you see something (a dog wearing Crocs), say something (“hey look at that dog wearing Crocs”) In response, @dawnmichellek.bsky.social: I want I to see Trump in a CASKET, how’s THAT for saying what I want to see? “Hey look that that CHUMP, Trump, he’s finally in a casket…”
July 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
sheisty.bsky.social
A cabal of felines fucking up the city, with the addition of our tabby cat Leo, giving his battle cry and showing off his claws.
July 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
sheisty.bsky.social
Reminds me of the “how to draw an owl” meme
The “how to draw an owl” meme. This text is at the top of the image. Step One is on the left. It is two roughly sketched ellipses, with the text “1. Draw some circles”. Step Two is on the right. It is an incredibly detailed drawing of an owl sitting on a branch, with excellent shading and line work. It has the text “2. Draw the rest of the fucking owl”
June 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
sheisty.bsky.social
Here’s a picture of my buddy’s English Cream Golden for reference
An English Cream Golden Retriever puppy, cheesing to the camera, looking all cute with a red white and blue bandana on.
June 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
sheisty.bsky.social
Ugh, I know dude. Not to mention the hassle of submitting our daily cranial measurements
A legendary Twitter meme where a poster responds to a person who admits they are Dutch by saying: “A ridiculous, fake language and culture. Send me your cranial measurements you old Yakubian ape I must study you for science”
June 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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A black cat with a man’s face replacing its own, but well blended into the cat’s body via photoshop. The resulting cat human combo is passing lots of judgement on the person being responded to. Hopefully it will make them second guess their choices.
June 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Yes he is! Reminds me of our lovely little man.
A brown and green tabby cat, possibly with some mix of Norwegian Forest or Maine Coon, sleeps on a blanket and pillow.
June 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
sheisty.bsky.social
Happy Saturday!
A Brittany Spaniel puppy looks lovingly towards me as it fights the urge to sleep, because the head scratches are too relaxing. She rests her head on my belly.
June 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
sheisty.bsky.social
Also wtf is this garbage. Is this an AI?
The resist loser replying to someone saying they have “WAAAY more followers” than she does. The person she replied to has 11.7k followers. The resist loser has 19.3K followers. I had to look it up to make sure, but 19.3K > 11.7K holds. That’s math.
June 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
sheisty.bsky.social
Agreed. Also like a good accidental fuckup like this
User “mamaleenda” gives scathing feedback for a Thanksgiving stuffing recipe, saying it was dry and the flavor was awful. Another user politely corrects them, showing that the original poster misunderstood the ask for the herb sage as “sausage” and added Italian Sausage to the stuffing 🤮
June 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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In my Gucci flip flops type shit
An orange short hair cat, photoshopped to have aviators on, holding a bottle of liquor in one hand and a glass of it in the other. Kind of looks like it’s nosing the glass. The backdrop is a galaxy and the stars, but the color is strobing like an EDM rave. TL;DR this cat is way cooler than any of us. They are the Miles Davis of felines.
June 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
sheisty.bsky.social
Thank you both for the information. Just wanted to give you a heads up on what’s being said before I blocked them myself.

“It wasn’t a threat, I just decided to share I was cleaning my gun” is not the strongest defense IMO.
Chip Bitney: “I blocked him and thought everyone had moved on after over reacting and 3 of his followers doxxing me. It should be on clear sky never threatened to shoot anyone” Chip Bitney: “Yeah he was a big baby about it and even when I'm blocked he still feels like having to rile everyone back up. The last dude is who he should be mad at l never threatened him or like god damn that guy was fucking crazy” Chip Bitney: “Yeah I never threatened him said I was cleaning a gun and then he freaked out with his followers on me I thought this was over that's why I blocked him so he wouldn't interact with me”
June 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
sheisty.bsky.social
FGB’s cat 👇
An orange shorthair cat that looks extremely fucking pissed at your mere presence.
May 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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yep, that’s me! accurate 😇
A website diagnoses if you are lewd or not based on your username. For my username “sheisty”, its diagnosis is “sheisty is so pure it hurts”.
May 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
sheisty.bsky.social
mood
Kermit leaning up against a pillow in bed, attentively reading a (fake) book titled “Reasons to live”
May 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM