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I love how Bluesky makes it look like I follow 13 people that follow this account (the two listed explicitly and presumably “11 more”). But when I click on the list, I count 49 people. 47 if you take out the two listed explicitly.

47 is very different than 11…
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Will you accept guest submissions?
October 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Making “Highly Engaging Pathfinder Reply Guy” my new resume tagline
September 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Just in case it’s not known…

You can sign up for AARP at any age.

I signed up a couple of years ago. The membership is super cheap and has pretty decent discounts. Added my SO for free too.

I attached some examples, but they have many more.

Some of their stuff is definitely for dinosaurs though.
September 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Sounds like a catch. You miss her
September 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Here’s one for you from the great Kurt Vonnegut:
September 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
That face:
September 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Throwing this picture out there in case it’s helpful to you. The less venomous ones range from “might cause mild pain and in rare cases numbness” to “harmless to humans”. So it’s really the highly venomous ones to worry about.
September 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
As a straight dude: I totally agree, but may I present you Matt Bomer
August 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Same with this dude, but they took very different routes 😂
August 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Totally normal response to a cheery, moderately funny joke. Not unhinged whatsoever!
July 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
July 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Reminds me of the “how to draw an owl” meme
June 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Here’s a picture of my buddy’s English Cream Golden for reference
June 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ugh, I know dude. Not to mention the hassle of submitting our daily cranial measurements
June 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
June 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Yes he is! Reminds me of our lovely little man.
June 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Happy Saturday!
June 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Also wtf is this garbage. Is this an AI?
June 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Agreed. Also like a good accidental fuckup like this
June 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
In my Gucci flip flops type shit
June 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Thank you both for the information. Just wanted to give you a heads up on what’s being said before I blocked them myself.

“It wasn’t a threat, I just decided to share I was cleaning my gun” is not the strongest defense IMO.
June 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
FGB’s cat 👇
May 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
yep, that’s me! accurate 😇
May 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
mood
May 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM