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Shana
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Big fan of GMacht's hiatus beard, the sister wives and the dude with the middle name Johannes, FWIW. Used to count shits.

When I'm not being an insufferable fangirl, I'm...an insufferable person with BIG opinions and analysis. Basically just insufferable.
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Me, a grownass adult watching youth TV that's been off the air like 10 years: I thought I was pissed off over Spinner and Emma getting married and now...this. Fuck this.
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Don’t know who made this, but *chef’s kiss
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The youths who didn't get to grow up with Must See TV Thursday really missed out.
Rachel Green made her traditional English triffle the same night Carol Hathaway gave birth to her twins — and we first met Abby Lockhart.
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Kamala wanted to continue AND increase student loan debt forgiveness, keep the DOE functional, give you money for a house down payment, work on affordable housing AND give you money to take care of your aging parents.

But y’all keep following the show ponies whose net worth is 10xs more than you…
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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If you have relatives with long covid and will be seeing them tomorrow (or won’t be because they have long covid) please spread the word about this trial of tirzepatide for LC. I’m enrolled, the anecdotes I hear from patients on it for other reasons are very encouraging.
There are >800 LoCITT-T participants, & >200 people who are eligible & just need to take one more step to claim their spot.

There's time for new folks to join!

We're particularly hoping to enroll folks from ND, MS, & PR & more BIPOC participants:
longcovid.scripps.edu/locitt-t/?ut...
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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"Imagine you stole all of the intellectual property in the world. And you're using it to help people write middling emails and make revenge porn about women, and also children. And you're powering this plagiarism and non-consensual porn machine by eating up what's left of humanity's carbon budget."
How to explain AI to your family this holiday season | CNN Business
Politics, football and movies are among the many topics that tend to come up around Thanksgiving. In 2025, a new question may arise at the table: Why the heck is everyone talking about AI, and what sh...
www.cnn.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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The House will have been in session for fewer than 30 days between July 1-December 31 and just had a 53-day recess. He makes $223K/year plus benefits including 75% of all health expenses for his entire family. Affordable Care Act subsidies expire Dec 31st for everyone else’s healthcare coverage.
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I hope folks realize the orange demon is going to use what happened in DC to spread Islamophobia.
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I just saw something about The Joan Fucking Jett opening for *checks notes* MCR at a show next summer and like. WTAF timeline is this.

AND I LIKE MCR!

...but no.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I was right
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
User with fatphobic display name also wants to punch down on addicts instead of punching directly sideways at self-serving eugenicist hacks. How original.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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this should go without saying but if you were one of the lucky few we did get out of Afghanistan during the withdrawal and we got you out because you'd been working with us, deportation back is likely a death sentence.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Almost time
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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i'm just hung up on "the entire media let itself get dogwalked into stabbing Democracy to death by a lady who was just doing it because she was hung up on RFK Jr.'s piss and breeding kinks", it's genuinely unbelievable to me

if she were an actual agent of an enemy polity i think i'd hate it less
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Usually, this band I like does a drumhead art sale on Black Friday that' sonly open to fan club whatever.

It's Wednesday night. I've yet to see an announcement. Fuck.
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Before you attend a gathering
tomorrow
be sure to ask
what you can bring
as you would not want
to show up carrying nothing.

And
before you attend a gathering
tomorrow
before to test
for Covid and influenza
as you would not want
to show up carrying plagues.
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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fuck you

the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased

i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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I'd love to see Joe Biden if not the whole campaign operation sue the hell out of her. She lied and manipulated and was intentionally a contributing factor to the hell the world is being put through right now, including the deaths of children. She needs to never see another day of peace. #nuzzi
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm trying to figure out what kind of idiot sees his texts and buys his statement.

Blahblah "I don't think the Democratic Party is as inclusive as it should be. That's what I'm trying to point out" after the disgusting "Dem women look like Dem men and Dem men look like women" bullshit.
My instincts were right about him 🤷🏽‍♀️

The senator also made disparaging comments about the appearance of democrats, writing, "Dem women look like Dem men and Dem men look like women."

www.abc15.com/news/nationa...
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
How many "fun size" peanut M&Ms do I need to eat for it to feel fun?
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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"y'all still hating on generative AI over here?"

"yep, y'all still paying the world's most powerful racist for clout over there?"
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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tfw when you have a lead on the greatest assassination conspiracy theory of all-time but you're "just gonna have to leave there" but it interferes with your revenge against your ex-fiancée
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM