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shayz0rz.bsky.social
Shana
@shayz0rz.bsky.social
900 followers 740 following 19K posts
Big fan of GMacht's hiatus beard, the sister wives and the dude with the middle name Johannes, FWIW. Used to count shits.

When I'm not being an insufferable fangirl, I'm...an insufferable person with BIG opinions and analysis. Basically just insufferable.
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When they teased us with a twist and didn't even deliver on it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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“Fat Donald” is, unsurprisingly, trash.
Screenshot of reply of simply “lol” from user Fat Donald after I pointed out their combined fatphobia and stigmatization of addiction in their nasty comments about people who deserved to be dragged for ACTUAL bad things about them.
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Random dudes on the internet really are incapable of knowing what policy proposals were on the table and blaming everyone but their damned fascist-enabling selves for where we are now huh.
screenshot of some snarky "well, actually" reply to me asking the "enough trump bashing" guy if he was fucking lost, alleging "'How are you going to do better' is something you should have an answer for. If you'd had one last November you wouldn't have Trump aroud to bash. Just sayin'." Dude is neither capable of reading/listening/seeing information about what the answers to that question were nor comprehending that Trump would still be there to bash because he was still a racist terminally-online fuckwit throughout the Obama administration...over a fucking birth certificate. But, perhaps, dipshit guy doesn't know this because he's really fucking bad with words. See also: the missing comma and the inconsistent number of spaces after periods between sentences in the whopping three sentences written.
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Got a notification that this very legitimate profile with zero posts, replies, or even reposts followed me.
screenshot of new profile "anthony marino anthonymarino548.bsky.social" with bio that says "Simplicity best discribe my person."
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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harvey specter (gabriel macht) in the tv show suits, being super melodramatic and turning both hands inward to point at himself as he says "i have to go kill myself." his boss, jessica pearson (gina torres), looks STUNNING in a white dress behind him...while she wears a facial expression that shows she's over it
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I'm cutting trying to picture your black broken heart
Love is not like anything
ESPECIALLY A FUCKING KNIFE
the pope is holding his mic with both hands, eyes closed, singing or saying...something that's got him emotional AF
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Anyway. Men are trash. And don’t fucking come in my mentions telling me why I wrote something a certain way. Ever.
Random white dude mansplains post to me (I did the “you know” thing because 1) people know and 2) I didn’t feel like writing it all out. WILD HUH.) Reply from Christian Farley says: “There is a tell in how all posts about FB/C are using vague formulations like "*gestures* y'all know"... It's because it's all based on mythology and ill willed-gossip, and nobody know what they are talking about. So instead they just hate for the sake of hating *gestures* something.” Which is, of course, all bullshit.
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Here. I rescued this from the internet just now because I feel like it could come in handy with the dipshit strays you keep finding.

(It's on the Tenor: tenor.com/rPkWrd1sFEG....)
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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It's giving.
bunch of dipshits agreeing Trump was to "the left of Hillary on a bunch of issues"
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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#DWTS
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Screenshot of post: "Women are dying more than men, but I still believe that all lives matter. I am a mother to 3 women as well, to answer your previous inquiry."
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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So, this baby-faced nazi fuck who probably still has Mommy wipe his ass for him was called out multiple times, even in the conspiracy-riddled cesspool of the TikTok algorithm, for FLAGRANT antisemtism — not "just anti-Zionism," but 50501 apparently is fine with that.
screenshot of toddler-looking white boy with curly hair that's never been groomed, ranting in conspiracies that sound just like MTG would spew about AIPAC. 50501movement.bsky.social shared the vid. fuck them, fuck him, and fuck a lot of people for turning an american PAC they disagree with into an excuse to dogwhistle about jews as foreigners controlling the goddamned government
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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At least I do have this!
ashley wagner making a disgusted face after her scores were a robbery
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Update: I have rescued it from the hellhole.
Screenshot of October 23, 2026 tweet by figure skating queen Ashley Wagner: "Omg push kid you're too young to go that slow"
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Olivia Benson knows what's up.
Screenshot of an instagram story on Mariska Hargitay's instagram account. The post shows a sky blue background with the words "TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES" in black capital skywriting.
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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What.
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Does following the Jesus encourage "SandyBeaches21" to tell racist AF lies and also not at all reckon with why "African Americans refused to march" at No Kings?
Screenshot of "SandyBeaches21.bsky.social" profile. 867 followers, 242 following. Bio: "Follower of Jesus, not perfect, not an evangelical, i block Christian Nationalists. Supporter of Ukraine and Israel" Screenshot of yellow ribbon username, profile pic with a no kings image an dnothing else "SandyBeaches21.bsky.social" nonsense post: "There's too much racial animus for that anymore. Black lives matters stopped letting white people march with them except if they all were at the back of the protests. For the most part African Americans refused to march in the #NoKings protests too. There's way too much hate."
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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I hate it here.
A 7-day weather forecast that starts with a 46 high, 32 low on Tuesday. Jumps up to 63 high, 41 low Wednesday, stays around there for most of the next week...then winds up 74/51 the following Monday.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Y’all really do love your lying rage bait bullshit just like the average MAGAt.
Screenshot of Hillary Clinton’s post congratulating Mamdani, timestamp November 4 at 10:12 PM: “More people voted in New York City’s election this year than they have in 50 years. That’s a win for democracy, and a testament to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's inspiring campaign.” Congratulations to the next mayor of the greatest city in the world. 🗽 Screenshot of post from Jodi Jacobson’s post, timestamp November 5 11:06 AM: “I’m noting which Dems only congratulate the white women in last nights biggest races. So far Clinton and Buttigieg utterly ignore Mamdani.” At the time of screenshot, 14 people have showed their utter asses by liking while 3 have done so with a repost. 2 quotes to call this lying, poorly-punctuated mess out. Screenshot of Jodi Jacobson’s bio, 72.5K followers get to read this lying, attention-seeking shit. Bio reads: “Lifelong advocate for human rights (*for EVERYONE), public health, evidence-based policy. Jewish. Intolerant of lying, hatred, and denialism. Entrepreneurial non-profit leader. Writer/editor. Mom of two amazing kids and two very, very good dogs.” Obligatory “NO FASCISTS, NO TYRANTS” banner to finalize the grifter profile.
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Dead.
Screenshot from Independent Weekly's 2025 election live blog, entry with byline Lena Geller. Title: "Dance Music and TV News Crews: A Dispatch from Durham Mayor Williams’s Election Party" The text: "Major bar mitzvah vibes at Ekhaya, the restaurant that Mayor Leonardo Williams owns with his wife Zweli. Williams and Mayor Pro Tem Mark-Anthony Middleton—both running for reelection—are gathered with supporters for an indoor-outdoor affair. Towering balloon structures flank either side of the door. A thumpy dance song obscure enough that Shazam can’t identify it pulses overhead. Multicolor lights bathe the patio." Of note, I have highlighted "Major bar mitzvah vibes" in pink.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Serving up fake videos to over 14K followers 🥰
Screenshot of post from "butterflygirl24 butterflygirl24.bsky.social" that has a caption of "We need ALL police to do this n the military to just arrest ICE Gestapo! #iceout #washingtonheights" Below the text, not really shown since this is a screenshot, is a fake AI-generated video of a cop hollering at ICE or something like that. Who even cares since it's fake and this clown hasn't taken it down
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Barbara couldn't handle having her "Marines can't be nazis" idiocy called out huh.
Screenshot of a conversation. "Barbara Longley Author (no DMs) blongley.bsky.social" posted: "The tattoo was done when he was a Marine, along with a bunch of other U.S. Marines who got the same one, and wasn't intended to 'resemble' a Nazi symbol. I'd ask him if he even knew it had Nazi implications back then. U.S. Marine ... not very Nazi-ish. I still like him. People change." I quoted the post: "Tell me Jews aren't safe around you without telling me." Barbara replied: "I can't fathom a U.S. Marine serving our country and risking his life for our democracy ... being a nazi. Half my family is Jewish, and I would protect them with my life. Think of me what you will. You chose to interpret my words how you wanted to. Doesn't mean you 'got it' right." Screenshot showing Barbara blocked me after my final quote, which was "Ah, yes. Marines can't be nazis. So true. And your "half my family is Jewish" nonsense is about as insulting to me as "I have a Black friend, so I'm not racist." Go "got it" elsewhere."
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Guns bad.

...just not for these two.
November 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM