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Brian
@sedateinfect.bsky.social
Completely uninteresting curmudgeon.
Pinned
Always and forever.
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Whenever I see Stephen Miller post the newest blood and soil insanity I remember that melted candle looking ass mother fucker is somehow only 3 years older than me. Evidence that hate ages you worse than the Army does.
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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The Philadelphia Eagles cannot make you suffer today. Happy Sunday to all.
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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No children were killed by the mRNA shots.

But the anti-vax leadership at FDA, NIH, and HHS will kill kids.
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Yay Caps.
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Anchorman: Go Fuck Yourself San Diego
YouTube video by Mooedf
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Enforcing the roster rules
Jfc that was disgusting.

How do you stop Miami?
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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from suffering eagles fans began, and to suffering we shall return
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
JALYX!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Go Birds.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Is he, uhh, fisting the turkey? WTAF?
Young Girl Eating a Bird, by René Magritte, 1927
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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We go live to Post Malone
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!😬😬😬
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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The sheer number of ads touting AI tells you how fucked and over-leveraged these companies are. You don't spend this much on marketing a thing you called "inevitable" unless you are seriously underwater and it ain't inevitable
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Fine, I’ll say it: The NFL games on Thanksgiving this year are too good. They’re supposed to be mid matchups that we all throw on in the background because they’re on. The Lions and Cowboys being good has violated this crucial social construct
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
No notes, perfect headline.
What if we threw every person involved in private equity into the ocean:

aftermath.site/splash-damage-...
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Brother I need to start preparing the table for Friendsgiving tonight.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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new EPISODE about a TRAIN that was FAST but in the WRONG PLACE
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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lol sign worked
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM