Alexander Abnos
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Pochettino: "Cristian Roldan is maybe an example of if you want to build your perfect player...he has a little bit of everything."
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Seattle invented Cristian Roldan.
jasondcsoccer.bsky.social
Gonna be very funny come May/June when Sounders fans hit levels of "told you so" over Roldan that have rarely been seen. We're gonna need new gadgets to measure it.
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Nicholas D'Agostino is on a one-man mission to prove why "but he got the ball" is a completely irrelevant defense of a bad foul.
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In retrospect I should have saved this for a bigger match.
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I'm actually with him here, move it from Boston to like, I dunno somewhere random like Foxborough
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(At least not yet)
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Nice to participate in NextGen again, adding a player who grew up in Oklahoma but is making his name in Mexico to the list.

... and colleague Raúl Vilchis & I both cast a vote for a certain Club Tijuana player...
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At some point you gotta start calling it Game 6.
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When the Royals made their first World Series run in 2014 I was so emotionally unprepared for the stress of playoff baseball, to the point to where I almost don't even look back on that time as a positive experience. A game like this one might have killed me.
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Replay solves everything though!
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Enner Valencia. Is 35, seems like he should be 45, plays like he's 25.
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We obtained leaked recordings of Peter Thiel's off-the-record lectures about the antichrist. Here's what one of the most powerful men in Silicon Valley and US politics is saying about the end of the world behind closed doors.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Inside tech billionaire Peter Thiel’s off-the-record lectures about the antichrist
The political svengali and investor has been giving lectures on ‘an evil king or tyrant … who appears in the end times’
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Hello! The Guardian is expanding our American soccer coverage. In the US, we're hiring:
• Reporters
• Asst. editor
• Audience editor
• Social video producer
• Sports biz reporter
These are all full-time, permanent, union positions.
www.theguardian.com/gnm-press-of...
The Guardian announces plans to expand its global soccer coverage ahead of 2026 men’s World Cup in North America
Combination of seven new roles, including six in the US, spanning sports and business coverage, visuals, video and more
www.theguardian.com
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Oh I am fully aware. Feels like you could hire at least 15-20 extremely good, national-level, unattached soccer people right now.
anabnos.com
Hello! The Guardian is expanding our American soccer coverage. In the US, we're hiring:
• Reporters
• Asst. editor
• Audience editor
• Social video producer
• Sports biz reporter
These are all full-time, permanent, union positions.
www.theguardian.com/gnm-press-of...
The Guardian announces plans to expand its global soccer coverage ahead of 2026 men’s World Cup in North America
Combination of seven new roles, including six in the US, spanning sports and business coverage, visuals, video and more
www.theguardian.com
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Interesting Q - I think at the most basic level they’re the same. If I were in charge of a lesson plan I’d probably have everyone write/report at least one story, but a more theoretical approach could be fine too. Important part is just to know more about it.
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Same! But we’re definitely among the outliers. Mostly I’m thinking of everyone else in those classes who will never enter a newsroom but now have some notion of how that work is done and why. Really seems like most people just don’t know or care even though it’s, like, foundational to modern society