SomecallmeJohnny
@somecallmejohnny.com
Content Creator ™ on YouTube. I make videos and try to be entertaining, if applicable. Huge mark for Sonic, Final Fantasy, and Metroid. The sane man of SGB.
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Metroid Prime 4 has finally arrived, so...was it worth the wait? Don't look too deep into my body language, I've been numb for years now. STOP LOOKING.
Link: youtu.be/drx3fLsxJXU
Link: youtu.be/drx3fLsxJXU
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Spyro found a skateboard. He doesn't have safety gear. He's going to get hurt, somebody stop him. Let's look at Spyro: Year of the Dragon on the Playstation. And a big thanks to @creepyelliot.bsky.social for helping me co-edit this one.
Link: youtu.be/V73JKJWvNZs
Link: youtu.be/V73JKJWvNZs
January 28, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Spyro found a skateboard. He doesn't have safety gear. He's going to get hurt, somebody stop him. Let's look at Spyro: Year of the Dragon on the Playstation. And a big thanks to @creepyelliot.bsky.social for helping me co-edit this one.
Link: youtu.be/V73JKJWvNZs
Link: youtu.be/V73JKJWvNZs
Spyro found a skateboard. He doesn't have safety gear. He's going to get hurt, somebody stop him. Let's look at Spyro: Year of the Dragon on the Playstation. And a big thanks to @creepyelliot.bsky.social for helping me co-edit this one.
Link: youtu.be/V73JKJWvNZs
Link: youtu.be/V73JKJWvNZs
January 28, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Spyro found a skateboard. He doesn't have safety gear. He's going to get hurt, somebody stop him. Let's look at Spyro: Year of the Dragon on the Playstation. And a big thanks to @creepyelliot.bsky.social for helping me co-edit this one.
Link: youtu.be/V73JKJWvNZs
Link: youtu.be/V73JKJWvNZs
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Preorders for our XIV Planner project are closing at the end of the month! Don't miss out—grab your copy here!
Here's a video of the XIV Planner taken from the other site! I feel like it does a much better job of showcasing all 165 pages of beautiful #FFXIV illustrations—including pages to help log your crafting, gathering, and raid gear! ✍️
January 25, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Preorders for our XIV Planner project are closing at the end of the month! Don't miss out—grab your copy here!
Fuck ICE. Absolute dickless ghouls.
January 25, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Fuck ICE. Absolute dickless ghouls.
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
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My first gunpla building video😁
youtu.be/QWqe7mB3oME?...
youtu.be/QWqe7mB3oME?...
My first gunpla video! (but not my first gunpla, lol)
YouTube video by Uncle Silver
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January 24, 2026 at 2:56 AM
My first gunpla building video😁
youtu.be/QWqe7mB3oME?...
youtu.be/QWqe7mB3oME?...
Of course, it's just a matter of finding the proper time for it.
January 23, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Of course, it's just a matter of finding the proper time for it.
I've been seeing a few of these as of late and I deeply appreciate it. Please keep him away from mason jars.
@somecallmejohnny.com it came today, time for some building 😎👍
January 21, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I've been seeing a few of these as of late and I deeply appreciate it. Please keep him away from mason jars.
I've been playing the game for over ten years and I like to think I'm at least decent with all jobs.
Except Scholar.
God help me, I can never just vibe with the damn kit. Despite seeing firsthand what a good SCH can mitigate, it feels clunky.
Except Scholar.
God help me, I can never just vibe with the damn kit. Despite seeing firsthand what a good SCH can mitigate, it feels clunky.
ok new #wolqotd what's a job ur awful at. no judgement
for me it's:
- monk (I'm leveling an alt to understand it better though)
- ninja (I forget the mudra order constantly I have no object permanence)
- machinist (ever since they added chainsaw in ew it's felt clunky and idk wtf I'm doing anymore)
for me it's:
- monk (I'm leveling an alt to understand it better though)
- ninja (I forget the mudra order constantly I have no object permanence)
- machinist (ever since they added chainsaw in ew it's felt clunky and idk wtf I'm doing anymore)
January 21, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I've been playing the game for over ten years and I like to think I'm at least decent with all jobs.
Except Scholar.
God help me, I can never just vibe with the damn kit. Despite seeing firsthand what a good SCH can mitigate, it feels clunky.
Except Scholar.
God help me, I can never just vibe with the damn kit. Despite seeing firsthand what a good SCH can mitigate, it feels clunky.
Searching shelves on Amazon is some of the funniest shit.
January 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Searching shelves on Amazon is some of the funniest shit.
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Metroid Prime 4 has finally arrived, so...was it worth the wait? Don't look too deep into my body language, I've been numb for years now. STOP LOOKING.
Link: youtu.be/drx3fLsxJXU
Link: youtu.be/drx3fLsxJXU
January 15, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Metroid Prime 4 has finally arrived, so...was it worth the wait? Don't look too deep into my body language, I've been numb for years now. STOP LOOKING.
Link: youtu.be/drx3fLsxJXU
Link: youtu.be/drx3fLsxJXU
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🐔✨ He’s BACK!
We’ve partnered with Gimme Swag to bring the Chucky Chicken plush to life — and you can reserve one for just $2.
If we hit 100 preorders in 15 days, the plush gets made!
👉 www.gimmeswag.com/products/chu...
#ChuckyChicken #IndieAnimation #Plushie #Animation
We’ve partnered with Gimme Swag to bring the Chucky Chicken plush to life — and you can reserve one for just $2.
If we hit 100 preorders in 15 days, the plush gets made!
👉 www.gimmeswag.com/products/chu...
#ChuckyChicken #IndieAnimation #Plushie #Animation
Chucky Chicken Plush
Why Support? Chucky Chicken has been over a decade in the making — and this plush is the first time he gets to jump off the screen and into your hands. Chucky Chicken Cartoons is a fully independent, ...
www.gimmeswag.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
🐔✨ He’s BACK!
We’ve partnered with Gimme Swag to bring the Chucky Chicken plush to life — and you can reserve one for just $2.
If we hit 100 preorders in 15 days, the plush gets made!
👉 www.gimmeswag.com/products/chu...
#ChuckyChicken #IndieAnimation #Plushie #Animation
We’ve partnered with Gimme Swag to bring the Chucky Chicken plush to life — and you can reserve one for just $2.
If we hit 100 preorders in 15 days, the plush gets made!
👉 www.gimmeswag.com/products/chu...
#ChuckyChicken #IndieAnimation #Plushie #Animation
Metroid Prime 4 has finally arrived, so...was it worth the wait? Don't look too deep into my body language, I've been numb for years now. STOP LOOKING.
Link: youtu.be/drx3fLsxJXU
Link: youtu.be/drx3fLsxJXU
January 15, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Metroid Prime 4 has finally arrived, so...was it worth the wait? Don't look too deep into my body language, I've been numb for years now. STOP LOOKING.
Link: youtu.be/drx3fLsxJXU
Link: youtu.be/drx3fLsxJXU
I tend to be more active when I'm editing a review, but I'm also more comfortable here than at Gork's Gulag.
I'm surprised by how much you post on here.
January 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I tend to be more active when I'm editing a review, but I'm also more comfortable here than at Gork's Gulag.
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
January 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
January 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Unless it's your personality, I think anger still has a place if something you're reviewing genuinely tilts you and you need to express yourself properly; it's very human.
The trick is balance. Knowing when to reel it back to get your point across without coming off like an entitled shithead.
The trick is balance. Knowing when to reel it back to get your point across without coming off like an entitled shithead.
One of my favorite YT'ers is @somecallmejohnny.com, who I think was among the first to ditch the anger angle. Now he's just a chill dude who talks about games he likes playing. His content was actually pretty formative for my high school years. Got me to expand my gaming horizons and tastes a lot.
January 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Unless it's your personality, I think anger still has a place if something you're reviewing genuinely tilts you and you need to express yourself properly; it's very human.
The trick is balance. Knowing when to reel it back to get your point across without coming off like an entitled shithead.
The trick is balance. Knowing when to reel it back to get your point across without coming off like an entitled shithead.
Stickers you can immediately hear.
January 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Stickers you can immediately hear.
Some men need Kix in the balls.
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 13, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Some men need Kix in the balls.
It was good to be back at MAGFest this year. Met a bunch of great people and fans, some who looked several years my senior. I did it, folks, I’m getting old.
It was fucking packed, though. Everywhere I turned was a sea of humanity. And a lot of French cosplay.
It was fucking packed, though. Everywhere I turned was a sea of humanity. And a lot of French cosplay.
January 11, 2026 at 10:56 PM
It was good to be back at MAGFest this year. Met a bunch of great people and fans, some who looked several years my senior. I did it, folks, I’m getting old.
It was fucking packed, though. Everywhere I turned was a sea of humanity. And a lot of French cosplay.
It was fucking packed, though. Everywhere I turned was a sea of humanity. And a lot of French cosplay.
Won my first multiplayer commander tonight. I think I get it now.
January 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Won my first multiplayer commander tonight. I think I get it now.
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I'm facing homelessness & being kicked from the Isle of Man back to the UK since my neighbor was my landlord and with her passing, my home falls back to the government who want me gone by Jan 15th.
I've attached a image with more info. Anything helps this is serious. ko-fi.com/experimentt
I've attached a image with more info. Anything helps this is serious. ko-fi.com/experimentt
January 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I'm facing homelessness & being kicked from the Isle of Man back to the UK since my neighbor was my landlord and with her passing, my home falls back to the government who want me gone by Jan 15th.
I've attached a image with more info. Anything helps this is serious. ko-fi.com/experimentt
I've attached a image with more info. Anything helps this is serious. ko-fi.com/experimentt
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Gonna tell my kids this was Sonic Unleashed
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Gonna tell my kids this was Sonic Unleashed