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Scary Gorgon
@scarygorgon.bsky.social
aka Sarah Gordon.

Liminal creative beast. Small. Terrible. They/she

More context: artrat.art
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It must have been wild to be one of the five actual Facts and Logic Libertarians and go through 2020. Spending decades in the Potemkin Village for decades and then one day one of the facades falls down and you're like "hang on...wait a goddamn...does nobody else ACTUALLY LIVE HERE?!"
December 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Made a festive meme for 6 music dads
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Whether this is for the US or the UK, and as someone who *has* had shingles, more than once, and never wants that sort of open-nerve-like pain again? Get the vaccine.
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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I am pleased to inform you that my freakish AI-inspired nativity scene card is back in stock

👼🥐
It’s almost December. Some of your relatives will be expecting greetings cards. Why not send them something fun, that shows you care but also acknowledges this season is a bit ridiculous?

I GOT YOU.

hannahberry.bigcartel.com/category/cards
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Just tried cooking some streaky fakeon like regular bacon. That was a disaster. Holy wow.
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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As 2025 draws to a close, I wanted to say how incredibly grateful I am that 'DUCKS' has had the chance to be screened all over the globe. From it's world premiere at @pictoplasma.bsky.social in May, it has gone on to have a further 21 official selections, 1 honourable mention & even won 3 awards!
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Never go to bed angry.

Stay up all night getting angrier and angrier.
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Warren Ellis, on stage at The Barbican, telling us about his afternoon spent at the Southbank Centre due to his mistaken belief that that was where Dirty Three were playing this evening.
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Last day to make sure these covers are in your pull! Preorder Death to Pachuco #4 today!

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I've been silent cuz I've been dealing with a viral infection. This comes as the expense of promoting my comic Death to Pachuco I've co-created with @ohhhaeee.bsky.social. Tell your LCS you need to add DTP to your pull!

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December 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Me, presenting my Tony Blair-sponsored ID card with my basal metabolic rate marked on it so i can have my permitted portion of chips.
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I’m 5’2” and a regular long distance runner now.

I will kick people in the fucking shins if anyone tries this shit with me (especially on post long run celebratory meal day).

(Also also: just eff off and let people eat.)
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. No Star Wars or trek, Lotr, marvel Disney or Pixar.

(possibly a few more than just six if I’m being honest)
December 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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It's obligatory consumption season! Please consider poisoning your friends and family with THE WORKS OF VERMIN

A great gift for:

People who want something weird/different
Your favorite genderfreaks
Your exterminator
Asthmatics/anyone with latent or active TB
That one theater kid
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Who’s got two thumbs and a plate full of freshly baked choc chip cookies?

👍 This guy 👍
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Artist alleys at comic cons bum me out sometimes because I’ll see artists who’ve inspired me my whole life grinding away hour by hour when they should all be comfortable as hell and doing whatever they want, making whatever they want. I want that for everybody!
Miles Morales co-creator Sara Pichelli says she does not get any royalties from the ‘Spider-Verse’ films, Insomniac games, or merch

"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"

(via SiteJamesons | TW)
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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hi I just found out about planthopper nymphs
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Re-reading Lord of the Rings at the moment, and I'd forgotten how relentlessly Gandalf drags Hobbits.

"Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Wassup. Come on down to the not a phase market and honk it up with a clown!
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Nearly threw up cos this is so relatable except with books
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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One of the pious legends about St. Nicholas is that even as a baby, he would observe days of fasting, refusing to nurse on those days. This stone carving circa 1140-1150 depicts the infant Nicholas turning away from his mother (probably rather inconvenient, if you ask most moms).
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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I reallyyyyy want u to read Wolf Story seriallyyy pleaseeee it’s the best WAY. A book a month in the post and every time these people get WORSE clairenapier.bigcartel.com/product/wolf...
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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No judgements, but you don’t want to be a sugar baby or a trad wife. You want universal basic income and affordable housing.
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM